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Love, hate, or admire them. The Frisky is serving up the latest celebrity photos, quotes, gossip, beauty, and style on the celebrities you just can’t get enough of.

The Future Jolie-Pitt Acting Troupe?

Angelina in Marie Claire
The star dishes on Brad and motherhood. Read More »
THE COOLEST DAD?
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When asked by E! if he envisioned the Jolie-Pitt brood becoming Hollywood royalty like their parents, Jon Voight didn’t hesitate in his answer:

“I do actually … I don’t want to say, but I have a feeling that they will. I have no doubt … Hollywood should be afraid of them. These guys are really something.”

Interesting. I wonder what Brad and Angelina think of that? I can’t see them at all being the type of acting parents who push the profession on their children, or even suggest it to them as a possibility for their future. I would even think that they wouldn’t want their kids to go into it, especially not at a young age. Of course, Angelina and her father have been known to have conflicting opinions, and I don’t doubt that this is one thing they may not agree on. [E! Online]

Dita Von Teese Designing A Lingerie Collection For Target

A lot of celebrity collaborations are ridiculous to the point of insulting (the one by Twilight‘s Kellan Lutz springs to mind) but, if we were to imagine a celebrity-designed collection that actually made sense, Dita von Teese doing lingerie wouldn’t be far off. The burlesque superstar designed a 26 piece capsule collection for Target Australia, to hit stores early February (pre-Valentine’s Day).

The collection, Von Follies by Dita von Teese, will feature “five groups of called balconette bras, high-cut briefs, G-strings, garters, bustiers and fitted corsolettes rendered in leopard-print satin with eyelash lace detail, red satin with delicate black lace trim and black lace with intricate ribbon detailing and signature Dita blue treatments. There will also be spot-pattern mesh overlay effects on nude and black grounds, as well as sexy looking nude and black fishnet,” according to WWD. Read more…

Mark Wahlberg Isn’t Into Choking His Own Chicken

Mark Messes Up
Says he would have saved the day on 9/11. Read More »
Masturbation Confessions
A chronic masturbator shares her secrets. Read More »

“I don’t get down with jerking off, dude. Look. I don’t believe in everything that the church says. I try to do the right thing. I lead a clean and pure life. I’m a married guy. I have a beautiful wife. Sex is not the most important thing to me, being horny all the time, spanking the — I mean, it’s not against the law. You can do whatever you want. And it’s not like, ‘I shouldn’t do it because of my faith. I’m just not really that into it that much anyway.”

In addition to assuring the masses that had he been on a hijacked 9/11 plane, “it wouldn’t have went down like it did,” Mark Wahlberg wants you to know that he’s not that into jerking off. Thanks for sharing, Mark! Now go back to shoving your foot in your mouth. Read more quotes from Mark’s Men’s Journal interview at the link. [Evil Beet Gossip]

Let’s Discuss Jessica Simpson’s Penis Mask

Jessica Mummy-To Be
Jessica Simpson is pregnant for sure. Read More »
Dear Jessica
An open letter to Jessica, asking her to stop talking about her weight. Read More »

OK. Once you’re done gawking at the absurdity of Jessica Simpson’s latest Twitpic, let’s talk about why she might be wearing this penis mask, which, may I add, is absolutely hideous. Penises are not the most attractive organs, but this mask is really doing dicks everywhere an injustice. She says it’s for a bachelorette weekend. But that’s too cruel to do to a bride-to-be. Is she trying to put the girl off sex for the rest of her life? I suspect this may be her way of telling us she’s having a boy. She does love a good Twitpic announcement. Discuss. [Buzzfeed]

Morning Quickies: Travis Barker Penis Pics Leaked Online

Scarlett Nude Pic
Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson's nude pics hit the web. Read More »
Taylor's Fake Nude Pics
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Nude pics are Taylor Swift are so obviously fake. Read More »
Travis Barker photo
  • Naked pics of Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker’s penis have been leaked to MediaTakeOut, which he supposedly sent to a woman. (Does anyone really care about seeing Travis Barker’s dick? I mean, really?) The tattooed star has served a cease and desist letter for “unauthorized use of private photos.” [Starpulse]
  • Britney Spears and fiance Jason Trawick are planning to marry in a late summer wedding, in which her sons will serve as ring bearers. [Perez Hilton]
  • The CW has picked up a prequel for “Sex and the City” based on Candance Bushnell’s book The Carrie Diaries, about Carrie Bradshaw’s senior year at a high school in suburban Connecticut. [Nerve.com]
  • PETA is predictably flipping out over “Real Housewives” Cindy Barshop’s suggestion we decorate our Pikachus with $225 fox fur merkins. [NYMag.com]
  • The Sims video game is releasing a Katy Perry version, presumably in which your hot-pink haired avatar can wear a brassiere that shoots out whipped cream. [Popdust] Keep reading »

A Nostalgic Look Back At Johnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis

A Sexy Retrospective
Johnny Depp's many roles -- and hot looks -- over the years. Read More »

The latest in celebrity breakup-related depression is the alleged separation of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. I heard the rumors just last week, and chalked them up to just that — rumors. Neither of the two parties have come forward with an official statement but, lo and behold, they’ve landed the cover story of this week’s People with a tale of “love gone wrong” and “their separate lives.” The cover continues to read:

After 13 years and two kids, the couple’s longtime relationship has hit the rocks. Inside the secretive stars troubled love life.

As much as I don’t want to believe it, it’s People. People never gets it wrong, and especially not on the cover. I’m interpreting this story as one of sad truth. In honor of Johnny and Vanessa’s time together, here’s a look back at some of the couple’s appearances over the past 13 years. I wish all the best for them and their children.

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