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Rihanna’s Hat Does Not Distract From The Bump Over Her Eye

Which I’m sure she got from, like, bumping her head into the mirror or something, but peeps are probs gonna be like, “OMG who gave Rihanna a swollen eye this time?” [London, 11/15/09] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Taylor Swift Prefers Her Diary To A Boyfriend

  • Taylor Swift says she chooses to be single so she can have time for scented candles and writing in her diary. [People] — Well, that does sound much more serene than hectic couple life.
  • Ashlee Simpson says husband Pete Wentz loves her stretch-marked post-baby body. [Starpulse] — He’s not the first guy I’ve heard of who likes certain stretch marks.
  • A rep for David Letterman is denying that his wife, Regina Lasko, has kicked him out of their home, despite reports from The National Enquirer. [PopEater]

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Octomom Shows Former Beauty Queen How Babies Are Made


You probably remember a couple years ago when Miss South Carolina Teen USA 2007 badly botched her answer to a pageant question and became an overnight internet sensation on YouTube. Well, the former beauty queen appeared on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” last week poking fun at herself by asking various people to explain where babies come from. Her segment with Octomom after the jump is priceless! Keep reading »

Carrie Prejean Made “The Biggest Mistake” Of Her Life, Uh, 8 Times

You know how Carrie Prejean referred to that little sex tape of hers as “the biggest mistake of my life”? Well, apparently Prejean takes a while to actually learn from her mistakes, because there are seven other sex tapes out there, along with 30 nude photos of former Miss California, according to Radar Online. I don’t really care if Prejean has made 500 videos of herself flickin’ the bean; I just think it’s hilarious that she got busted for one of them and has been rather indignant about it, and lo and behold, there’s a handful more. Which, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to see! Vivid Video has the tapes — “erotic footage that Carrie Prejean, former Miss California, produced for her boyfriend following their four (4) day rendezvous in February 2007″ — in their possession and are seeking to distribute them, which means Carrie may be coming to a high-def TV screen near you. [Gawker] Keep reading »

Quote Of The Day: Leona Lewis Talks About Being Attacked

“I’m from Hackney, so I’m hard. I’m not going to let something like that bother me There was always some kind of craziness going on in my neighborhood … It’s horrible, no matter who you are, to be physically attacked by someone, but I’m not letting it worry me. I know it was an isolated incident. It’s just a shame it happened at all. I’m now trying to put it in the past and get over it. I’m a positive person and I try to look at the good side of everything.”

– Leona Lewis in an exclusive interview with The Sun discusses being attacked at a book signing earlier this year Keep reading »

Levi Johnston’s Manager Fails, While The Impregnator Keeps On Keeping On

As he approaches his 16th minute of fame, Levi “The Impregnator” Johnston is getting more and more erratic. Sure, he has had some successes lately. His Playgirl shoot went well and apparently involved a sexy hockey stick in a tribute to hockey moms. Yes, he was just honored with a Fleshbot Award for best mainstream-to-porn crossover. But he’s already planning to star in a movie, which hasn’t been optioned yet, based on a memoir he hasn’t written yet, for which he doesn’t have a publisher. And his super bootleg manager/bodyguard Tank Jones isn’t doing him any favors, besides hooking him up with his brother who trained Johnston for his epic photo shoot. An item in Page Six today revealed that, after the Fleshbot Awards, Jones asked nightclub M2 to pay Levi $3,000 for a visit, and they politely declined. Jones then offered up the boy wonder for $1,800. The club guffawed and said they would give him “a table with a round of soft drinks.” [NY DailyNews, NY Post] Keep reading »

15 Freaky Facts About Octomom

Man, I think Nadya Suleman is really mentally ill. I mean, really mentally ill. I have no idea why her 14 children are still living in her house. After reading all about the Suleman kids in a forthcoming New York Times Magazine article, I feel fine saying her fetishistic breeding of children, plus plopping said children in front of video crews, constitutes child abuse. Yep, child abuse.

But she isn’t the only person we should be upset with; so many others are enabling what Octomom is doing with her kids. From the doctors who put the in-vitro eggs into Suleman to the film crew to the people who buy gossip mags about her kids — they are all contributing to this insane fetishism. The poor kids are the ones who’re suffering!

After the jump, 15 things I learned from the Times article on Octomom so you, too, can lose hope for our culture if this is what constitutes “parenting” these days. Keep reading »

Russell Brand Wears Something Other Than Meggings

We thought meggings were the only bottoms Russell Brand owned, but, fortunately, he also owns gym shorts. A man has to keep his physique tight if he’s going to wear tights as pants. [London, 11/13/09] Keep reading »

Egyptologist Zahi Hawass Bad-Mouths Beyonce, Calls Her “Stupid Person”

Egyptologist Zahi Hawass is known for his outbursts. He reportedly speaks in Arabic while attending dinner events and other social gatherings so he can insult non-Egyptians, who he assumes don’t understand his language. And well-known celebrities aren’t off-limits. Earlier this week, Beyonce toured the Giza pyramids with Hawass, who reportedly became annoyed with her attitude because she didn’t show the pyramids the respect he thinks they deserve. Keep reading »

Nicole Kidman’s Muffin Tops

Sure, her husband Keith Urban is stoked, but how much cleavage is too much, even when a red carpet is involved? Nicole Kidman looked stunning at the CMAs, of course, but those poor girls look like they’re struggling for survival. [Nashville, 11/11/09] Keep reading »

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