Category Archives: Celebs

Love, hate, or admire them. The Frisky is serving up the latest celebrity photos, quotes, gossip, beauty, and style on the celebrities you just can’t get enough of.

Mark Wahlberg Isn’t Into Choking His Own Chicken

Mark Messes Up
Says he would have saved the day on 9/11. Read More »
Masturbation Confessions
A chronic masturbator shares her secrets. Read More »

“I don’t get down with jerking off, dude. Look. I don’t believe in everything that the church says. I try to do the right thing. I lead a clean and pure life. I’m a married guy. I have a beautiful wife. Sex is not the most important thing to me, being horny all the time, spanking the — I mean, it’s not against the law. You can do whatever you want. And it’s not like, ‘I shouldn’t do it because of my faith. I’m just not really that into it that much anyway.”

In addition to assuring the masses that had he been on a hijacked 9/11 plane, “it wouldn’t have went down like it did,” Mark Wahlberg wants you to know that he’s not that into jerking off. Thanks for sharing, Mark! Now go back to shoving your foot in your mouth. Read more quotes from Mark’s Men’s Journal interview at the link. [Evil Beet Gossip]

Let’s Discuss Jessica Simpson’s Penis Mask

Jessica Mummy-To Be
Jessica Simpson is pregnant for sure. Read More »
Dear Jessica
An open letter to Jessica, asking her to stop talking about her weight. Read More »

OK. Once you’re done gawking at the absurdity of Jessica Simpson’s latest Twitpic, let’s talk about why she might be wearing this penis mask, which, may I add, is absolutely hideous. Penises are not the most attractive organs, but this mask is really doing dicks everywhere an injustice. She says it’s for a bachelorette weekend. But that’s too cruel to do to a bride-to-be. Is she trying to put the girl off sex for the rest of her life? I suspect this may be her way of telling us she’s having a boy. She does love a good Twitpic announcement. Discuss. [Buzzfeed]

Morning Quickies: Travis Barker Penis Pics Leaked Online

Scarlett Nude Pic
Scarlett Johansson
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Taylor's Fake Nude Pics
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Nude pics are Taylor Swift are so obviously fake. Read More »
Travis Barker photo
  • Naked pics of Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker’s penis have been leaked to MediaTakeOut, which he supposedly sent to a woman. (Does anyone really care about seeing Travis Barker’s dick? I mean, really?) The tattooed star has served a cease and desist letter for “unauthorized use of private photos.” [Starpulse]
  • Britney Spears and fiance Jason Trawick are planning to marry in a late summer wedding, in which her sons will serve as ring bearers. [Perez Hilton]
  • The CW has picked up a prequel for “Sex and the City” based on Candance Bushnell’s book The Carrie Diaries, about Carrie Bradshaw’s senior year at a high school in suburban Connecticut. [Nerve.com]
  • PETA is predictably flipping out over “Real Housewives” Cindy Barshop’s suggestion we decorate our Pikachus with $225 fox fur merkins. [NYMag.com]
  • The Sims video game is releasing a Katy Perry version, presumably in which your hot-pink haired avatar can wear a brassiere that shoots out whipped cream. [Popdust] Keep reading »

A Nostalgic Look Back At Johnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis

A Sexy Retrospective
Johnny Depp's many roles -- and hot looks -- over the years. Read More »

The latest in celebrity breakup-related depression is the alleged separation of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. I heard the rumors just last week, and chalked them up to just that — rumors. Neither of the two parties have come forward with an official statement but, lo and behold, they’ve landed the cover story of this week’s People with a tale of “love gone wrong” and “their separate lives.” The cover continues to read:

After 13 years and two kids, the couple’s longtime relationship has hit the rocks. Inside the secretive stars troubled love life.

As much as I don’t want to believe it, it’s People. People never gets it wrong, and especially not on the cover. I’m interpreting this story as one of sad truth. In honor of Johnny and Vanessa’s time together, here’s a look back at some of the couple’s appearances over the past 13 years. I wish all the best for them and their children.

Evening Quickies: Neil Patrick Harris & Boyfriend Canoodle On “OUT” Cover

I Slept With My Gay BF
You know you want to know the hows and whys. Read More »
Gay Men Don't Get Fat
Jessica loves Simon Doonan's new book, Gay Men Don't Get Fat! Read More »
Morning Quickies
Dolly Parton photo
Why did Dolly Parton show Anderson Cooper her boobs? Read More »
Neil Patrick Harris Out cover
  • Neil Patrick Harris and his boyfriend/baby daddy, David Burtka, cover OUT magazine’s annual “Love Issue” and, well, they’re just adorable. Writes NPH in the piece: “I’m not the biggest fan of the word ‘partner’: It either means that we run a business together or we’re cowboys. ‘Boyfriend’ seems fleeting, like maybe we met two weeks ago. I’ve been saying ‘better half’ for as long as I’ve been able to. I think it’s a little self-deprecating and clearly defines that we’re in a relationship, but it would be nice to say ‘my husband.’” [OUT Magazine]
  • A British tabloid is claiming Jennifer Aniston is six months pregnant by boyfriend Justin Theroux, while Star claims Jen and Justin are on the verge of a split. Well?! What is it?! [Celebitchy]
  • Dakota Fanning dip-dyed her hair pink! [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • The world desperately needs even more “Housewives” spinoffs and that’s why Bravo is bringing us “Motor City Wives,” starring “prominent” women from Detroit. [Madame Noire]
  • It’s too bad Amelia’s Goservention prevents her from looking at this Ryan Gosling air freshener. [You are taking a sick pleasure in my pain. -- Editor] [Pop Culture Brain]
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Hot Links: Mark Wahlberg Makes Major 9/11 Gaffe

  • Mark Wahlberg is in a whole lotta hot water for giving the following quote — about being scheduled to fly on one of the planes that was hijacked on 9/11 — to Men’s Journal: “If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’” Yeah. He has since said the quote was “irresponsible.” Indeed. [The Gloss]
  • Have you missed the sweet sound of Paris Hilton’s music career? Of course you have, but not to worry — she’s working on a new album! [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • People is claiming that Emily Maynard is the new “Bachelorette.” Snooooorrrrreeeee. The only thing that could possibly spice up that scenario is if producers brought Bentley back as one of the guys wooing her. [Starpulse]
  • We talk about about adorable animals here at The Frisky, but Mother Nature is also responsible for some pretty freaky insects. [Cracked] Keep reading »
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