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Quotable: Taylor Lautner’s Abs Gave Robert Pattinson A Case Of Six-Pack Envy

“It was incredibly annoying when I saw Taylor’s transformation. I realized just having a pre-pubescent girl’s body wasn’t going to work for me any more. In fact I saw him and thought ‘Jesus, I’m going to get fired.’”

Robert Pattinson, who started working out with a trainer after Twilight Saga co-star Taylor Lautner gained 30 pounds of muscle [Marie Claire UK] Keep reading »

Katie Couric Backs Dat Ass Up

A tipster sent this photo — and a few more — to Gawker. Apparently shot in 2006, the series features Katie Couric gettin’ DOWN on the dance floor at some unidentified party. Too many glasses of sauv blanc, K? [Gawker] Keep reading »

Quotable: Oh, That’s Why People Think John Mayer Is A Douche

“They say I’m a womanizer. I say I haven’t met enough women.”

—John Mayer to the crowd at a concert in Brooklyn, NY [New York Times] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Paula Patton & Robin Thicke Reveal Their Baby Names

  • Robin Thicke and Paula Patton are going to name their baby Julian if it’s a boy or Isabella if it’s a girl. [People] — I’m hoping it’s a girl based on the names.
  • Jon and Kate Gosselin had a successful meeting at the divorce arbitration table recently. Jon is supposedly not fighting her for primary custody of their children and neither one is seeking spousal support. [PopEater] — Well, that’s no surprise. I doubt he’d be able to handle all those kids on his own.
  • Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were spotted having dinner with friends in NYC’s TriBeCa neighborhood. [OK! Magazine] — The end of the constant “New Moon” promotions clearly wasn’t the end of their romance.

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Does Kristen Stewart Suck?

Someone over at Lemondrop thinks Kristen Stewart sucks. I mean, really sucks. According to Julie Gerstein, Stewart, of “Twilight” and “New Moon” fame, has all the charisma of a Shaker chair and is as sexy as a block of concrete. What, is Bella lamer than Edward? Read on for the dirt. [Lemondrop] Keep reading »

Suri Cruise Is Tulle Cute For Words

Damn you, Suri Cruise! Once again, you remind us a toddler has a better closet than we do. [11/22/09, New York City] Keep reading »

Quotable: Amy Poehler and Rachel Dratch Explain Men Who’ve Got “Gray Balls”

Amy Poehler: Can I ask you how you feel about this term “cougar”? I hate that f***ing word.

Rachel Dratch: Me, too! Since the dawn of moving-making, there have been so many scenarios where an older guy is with a younger woman and we don’t bat an eye. But if it’s reversed and a 40-year-old woman is with a 35-year-old guy, she’s called a “cougar.”

Poehler: I know … there are these derogatory boxes that people have invented that they have to put themselves in. And why isn’t there a word for the inappropriate older guy with the younger girl? What is the exact word for that?

Dratch: I don’t know … Gray Balls?

Poehler: Old Gray Balls! Oh he’s a real Gray Balls! (laugh) Maybe we should make it Clark Gray-Balls. There is just something about a 20-year-old calling someone a cougar that makes me want to punch them in the mouth.

—”Saturday Night Live” alums Amy Poehler and Rachel Dratch aren’t fond of the word “cougar,” apparently [Bust] Keep reading »

J.Lo’s Louboutins Betray Her!


On last night’s American Music Awards, Jennifer Lopez performed her new single, “Louboutins,” and despite writing an entire song about them, her high-priced footwear did not offer their support. J.Lo fell on her ass big time, but only East Coast viewers got to glimpse this hilarity during the telecast. The fall was edited out of the West Coast airing. Thank God for YouTube, amiright? Keep reading »

Celebrities’ Themed Birthday Parties, Part II

It was Miley Cyrus‘ 17th birthday on Wednesday, and she threw a rockin’ ’80s themed party to celebrate. She came dressed as Julia Roberts’ character from “Pretty Woman,” which was obviously super tasteful and kept in line with her pole-dancing antics from the summer. And when the Broadway cast of “Rock of Ages” showed up for a surprise performance, Miley danced with cast member Constantine Maroulis. [NY Post]

While most of us gave up theme parties circa age 7, when Strawberry Shortcake herself didn’t show up to deliver our cake, celebrities still love to throw ‘em. In May, we brought you a whole slide show of celebs’ themed birthday parties, but because there have been so many good ones since, we’re bringing you part deux. Keep reading »

Quotable: Alec Baldwin’s Next Wife Has Got To Be Rich

“I’d love to get married again. I have to find a really rich woman so I can stay home and read books all day.”

Alec Baldwin explains his great idea while promoting “It’s Complicated,” with Meryl Streep. [Entertainment Weekly] Keep reading »

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