Category Archives: Celebs

Love, hate, or admire them. The Frisky is serving up the latest celebrity photos, quotes, gossip, beauty, and style on the celebrities you just can’t get enough of.

Charlize Theron Wants A Piece Of The Legendary Fass-Dong

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Micheal Fassbender says his penis is no big deal. We beg to disagree. Read More »
"Shame" Trailer
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Watch the trailer for Michael Fassbender's new movie, "Shame." Watch »
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Behold, Michael Fassbender's naked butt. Read More »
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“I have to say that I was truly impressed that [Michael Fassbender] chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because I’ve worked with them. Your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it any time.”

– Charlize Theron accepted a Human Rights Campaign award from Michael Fassbender on Saturday night and as is common courtesy, used the opportunity to praise the size of his cock. I hope she wasn’t referring to adorable little Patton Oswalt here. [E! Online]

Jessica Simpson Is Not The Mama — Yet

Jessica Simpson, Pregnant?
Who cares if the rumors are true; it's still a great Halloween costume! Read More »

Amelia and I spent a good 20 minutes this morning wracking our brains trying to figure out who Jessica Simpson reminded us of this morning, before Jessica ambled over and informed us that she was making the exact same facial expression as the baby from weird ’90s sitcom “Dinosaurs.” The baby’s catchphrase? “I’m the baby, gotta love me.” Sounds kinda like Simpson, too, right?

The Real March Madness: Lindsay Lohan Vs. Paz De La Huerta

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Battle of the crazies! Read More »
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Lindsay Lohan is posing nude for Playboy. Read More »

Celeb ladies be craaaaa-aaazy sometimes! Take for instance, Lindsay Lohan. No really, take her. First, there were all of the legal troubles that plagued her from 2007 through 2011. And then, there was telling the world she wanted to bang pervert/photographer Terry Richardson. No one ever tries to bang Terry Richardson, they just accidentally fall on his dick. Plus, that blonde hair. Thank God it’s red again. Going up against Lindz in the wild child category is Paz de la Huerta. Amelia is the real Paz expert here, but let’s just say Paz believes she had sex with Elvis’s ghost at Graceland, mmkay? Annnnnnd she’s shown her vagina to practically everyone. Well, I guess they’ve kind of both done that … So who’s more of a hot mess? You decide!

Who's The Crazier Hot Mess?

  • Lindsay Lohan, hands down. (61%, 356 Votes)
  • Paz de la Huerta, for the win! (39%, 230 Votes)

Total Voters: 586

Morning Quickies: Gwyneth Didn’t Ghostwrite, Dammit!

Gwyneth's Cookbook
Behold, a dramatic reading of Gwyneth Paltrow's cookbook. Read More »
Gwyn's A Bad Feminist
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Why Gwyneth calls herself a bad feminist. Read More »
Gwyneth On Depression
The actress opens up about suffering from post-partum depression. Read More »
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  • Gwyneth Paltrow is pissed that The New York Times published a piece by Julia Turshen, who claims to be her ghostwriter for her 2011 cookbook, My Father’s Daughter. “Love The New York Times dining section but this week’s facts need checking. No ghostwriter on my cookbook,” she tweeted this weekend. “I wrote every word myself.” [Us Weekly]
  • The embarrassing husbands of reality TV. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Why your boobs can be different sizes. [Gurl.com]
  • Kourtney Kardashian begs the question: do you have to wear pants with a shirtdress? [Betty Confidential]
  • Here’s a video of Kate Middleton’s cousin Katrina Darling dancing burlesque! [Stupid Celebrities] Keep reading »

Introducing The Frisky’s March Madness!

For the last couple of weeks, our office has been buzzing about March Madness — as our coworkers debate who’s going to win in this year’s NCAA tournament. Most of us Frisky girls don’t really give a crap about that (though yes, sports are fun and yada yada yada.) But bracket games are fun! And we wanted to get in on the action, so we created one of our own, celebrating the truly crazy people and things that happened this past year. Every day this week, we’ll choose two brackets to go head-to-head. You’ll vote for who you think is the most out there and outrageous and the winner will move forward in the game. After all, you’ve always wondered who’d win a crazy contest — Courtney Love or Paz de la Huerta, right? Check back here for updates and don’t forget to vote! Keep reading »

Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha!

It happens to the best of us: we throw on a hot dress only to realize later there is no way to sit down without flashing everyone in the room, or maybe we’re so excited to wear our favorite sweater that we forget to put on pants. On that note, here are this week’s top “Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha” moments from red carpets, award stages, and online stores. Click through to check ‘em out, and remember, if you spot a DSYC example, send it to winona@thefrisky.com!

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