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Quotable: Tracy Morgan Has Ideas For Your Placenta

“The first day I met [Tracy Morgan], I had a small Afro, and he was like, ‘You know, if you want to get dreads, you should get your girl pregnant and put the placenta in your hair.’ And I was like, ‘What the f**k are you talking about?’ But from that point on, I thought, ‘Any brain that can make that up needs to be studied.’”

—Donald Glover, “Community” star and ex-writer for “30 Rock.” Did we mention he’s only 26? Wonder if he’s single … [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Was Alexa Ray Joel Devastated Over Ex-Boyfriend?

  • Alexa Ray Joel’s hospitalization might have been brought on by an argument with an ex-boyfriend. [People]
  • This weekend, Justin Long left the premiere for his movie “Serious Moonlight” after walking the red carpet so he could be by Drew Barrymore‘s side at the premiere for her movie “Everybody’s Fine.” [Entertainment Daily]
  • Kevin Jonas can’t wait to walk down the aisle so his fiance can continue cooking for him. [NY Daily News]

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Quotable: Hugh Hefner Thinks Tiger’s Cheating Is No Biggie

“I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised. If you’re a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience. It’s very nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a wish!”

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner on Tiger Woods’ “transgressions” [Extra TV] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Taylor Swift Is Kinderwhore Chic

Well, look who was on the cover of “T,” The New York Times Style Magazine this weekend! It’s our favorite songstress, Taylor Swift, all dressed up in couture kinderwhore. Sniff! Courtney Love would be so proud. [T] Keep reading »

We Prove Jude Law And Sienna Miller Are Back Together In Four Steps

Jude Law and Sienna Miller are in New York right now, starring in “Hamlet” and “After Miss Julie” respectively. And of course, they’re together again. Probably. They’ve denied the rumors, but have totally failed at picking up the leftover breadcrumbs back to the bedroom. They’ve been spotted together 11 times last month. In case you need a refresher, they dated for years, until Jude admitted to sleeping with the nanny. In the interim, during a one-night stand, Jude impregnated model Samantha Burke. Meanwhile, Miller spent her time topless on a boat with married “Brothers & Sisters” actor Balthazar Getty who has since returned to his wife. According to a friend, “Both are very wary of relationships.” Ya think? [Daily Mail]

We would like to present Exhibit A, the proof that they are totally together. Keep reading »

Blind Item: Which Teen Queen Has A Tattoo Where The Sun Don’t Shine?

Happy Friday! Let’s close out this week with a blind item, this one via Crazy Days And Nights:

“This A list tweener has a problem. Well more than one problem but there are some things that can never be taught. Anyway, she had a boyfriend. Not exactly being a role model she got his name tattooed on her body in a place most people won’t see for a few more months. Now though, she has a bigger problem than what people say about her tattoo and its location. She has a different boyfriend and he doesn’t like opening the presents so to speak and seeing another name so our tweener is going to change it but can’t decide if it should be the new boyfriend’s name or something generic like don’t chew gum with your mouth open.”

Hmm, my instinct says Miley, but there are just so many to choose from! What do you think? Regardless, let this be a lesson — do not get a boyfriend’s name tattooed on your mons pubis. Or anywhere else for that matter. Keep reading »

Why Is Zooey Deschanel Shilling For Absolut Vodka?

Before today, I thought Zooey Deschanel was the perfect example of how stars can appear in ads without looking like sellouts. Her collaboration with eye wear manufacturer Oliver Peoples made sense, and the song she wrote about cotton, “the fabric of our lives,” was good enough for me to listen to at times besides when it aired during TV commercial breaks.

Now, however, Zooey is in an ad for Absolut Vodka. While it was shot by Ellen von Unwerth, who is well-respected and has previously photographed Zooey for magazine shoots, the connection between these two women and vodka doesn’t make much sense to me, at least not in this photo. And for the first time, I feel like Zooey is just another celebrity picking up extra money by posing with products. Keep reading »

Tila Tequila Makes Explosive Claims About Rihanna

Tila Tequila never shies away from press, even negative press. In fact, she seems to have “There’s no such thing as bad publicity” ingrained in her brain. So, of course, she jumped at the chance to go after Rihanna, who said she’d like to turn Tila off with her magic remote, if that were possible, while on the Big Boy radio show. Now, it seems Tila might have started this celebrity feud, but Rihanna’s comments weren’t so mean as to warrant Tila’s harsh allegations. Tila’s claims, after the jump… Keep reading »

Do You Remember What You Weighed In 9th Grade?

According to E! News, Kim Kardashian is thanking Quick Trim supplements for her recent weight loss (which she celebrated by posting this photo on her Twitter) and now “only tips the scales at 109—a number she hasn’t seen since she was ‘in the ninth grade.’” Um, congrats I guess, but does anyone else find it weird that she actually remembers what she weighed in the 9th grade, which was over 10 years ago? Maybe it’s because I was way more focused on having perfect skin as a teenager, but I couldn’t tell you what I weigh now, how much I weighed a year ago, or five years ago, let alone what I clocked in at when scrunchies were in style the first time. To me that signals major weight obsession issues — but I suppose schilling for diet pills gave that away, huh? [E! News] Keep reading »

Rihanna Goes Rawr

Looks like a wild animal got a hold of Rihanna‘s dress or something. She’s too young to be considered a cheetah, right? [NYC, 12/4/09] Keep reading »

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