Star Couplings: Tony Romo Is Still Blowin’ Up Carrie Underwood’s Cell
Brooke Hogan, I’ve Got Some Advice For You
Yesterday, Brooke Hogan continued her quest for attention by posting phony mugshots on her MySpace page. Not only is this kind of pathetic, but it’s also a little insensitive to her brother Nick, who is serving time in jail for a 2007 car crash that severely injured his friend. So I realized that it’s time to have a little chat with Brooke, since it seems her parents’ divorce has left her to guide her own career. Keep reading »
Tom Cruise And Angelina Jolie: Practically The Same Person
We were positively puzzled when we saw this headline on Variety.com: “Jolie replaces Cruise in ‘Salt’.” According to the article, Angelina Jolie may take on the title role in Edwin A. Salt, a film about “a CIA officer who is accused by a defector of being a Russian sleeper spy and must elude capture long enough to establish her innocence.” Tom Cruise had wanted to play the role for a long time, but when his interest faded, and Jolie expressed her enthusiasm and the studio decided to rewrite the screenplay with a female lead (the title will also be changed). Now, we didn’t think Angelina and Tom had anything in common, except for the fact that they’re both half of high-powered Hollywood couples, but upon further inspection, we found that the two may have been separated at birth. Keep reading »
Star Couplings: Tom Cruise Lets Katie Wear The Pants, Er, Heels
Sexual Trend: Lesbian Is The New Black
The hit song of the summer, I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry, is the soundtrack for a new sexual revolution. From co-ed LUG’s to Hollywood’s hottest stars, girl-on-girl action is steaming up the streets and screens across the U.S. What publicly started with Madonna kissing Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera at the Video Music Awards in 2003, has grown into a full-on, leggings-style TREND.
Quick Pic: “Sienna Miller? Never Heard Of Her!”
Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty attempt to adhere to the 10-foot rule which says that if you’re not photographed within 10 feet of each other, you cannot possibly be screwing. Fail! [Los Angeles, 8/10/08] Keep reading »
The Daily Squeeze: It Was A Sad Weekend
Tara Reid Is Not Classy Enough For “Dancing With The Stars”
According to reports, Tara Reid has been rejected for the seventh season of Dancing With the Stars. The reason? Well, it seems the folks over at ABC don’t find her to be “family friendly” enough. Reid, apparently, applied and was rejected several times. Ouch. We’re just wondering what exactly they find so offensive? Sure, she’s a notorious Hollywood party girl, but then again, most celebrities in their twenties today are known for being a little wild. She also had some botched plastic surgery and a very public nipple slip at Diddy’s 35th birthday party; neither one of those is an uncommon occurrence in Hollywood. Hey, a nipple slip is PG compared to the kitty-flashing that goes on today in Tinseltown.
Perhaps ABC needs to take a closer look at some of the contestants they’ve had on the show prior to see how squeaky clean they really are. A sample of the contestants ABC has deemed appropriate in the past is after the jump…
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Star Couplings: Hayden Panettiere’s Dad In Big Trouble
Who IS Balthazar Getty, Anyway?
Who does Balthazar Getty think he is? Well, inquiring minds (who keep reading his name over and over again) want to know! So we did a little digging on the daddy that ran off with Sienna Miller and here’s what we found out:
- LOVES: At the tender age of 16, Balthazar moved in with actress Lala Sloatman, but their relationship burned out fast. In 1989 the aspiring actor was photographed for a Seventeen magazine spread with his former girlfriend Milla Jovovich. After they split, Getty got it on with Drew Barrymore until 1991. In 2000, he married fancy-pants children’s clothing designer and couturier to the stars, Rosetta Millington. Together they have four children, but Getty said that the two separated in late-2007, before he hooked up with co-star Sienna Miller.
