Sorry Amelia, but Joey might actually be better than Ryan Gosling. For one, he’s a regular guy that’s not off running around with Eva Mendes. And two, he’s really, really, really funny — even if he does have the “effeminate jaw line of Hilary Duff.” Either way, this is a video you — and every guy you know — should watch. [YouTube]
That Whitney Houston impersonation is getting filed under “Too Soon” for, like, a year. But you know who is still alive who Maya Rudolph can impersonate when she hosts “Saturday Night Live” tomorrow night? Oh, just a little actor and musician named Meatloaf. [NBC.com]
Me, just now: Julie, may I please have permission to post a photo of Ryan Gosling on the set of his next movie, “Only God Forgives”? He has gotten quite buff for the movie and looks very handsome and it’s been such a long time since I just posted a little picture of him. And I’ve been sick. It might make me feel better.
Julie: Sigh. Fine.
Me: &#%$ YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!