I know what you’re thinking—there’s a typo in the headline and that it should be “Chris Brown Starts Community Service.” But you’re wrong—Brown’s judge specifically sentenced him to hard “labor,” and his supervising police chief has grand plans for him to remove graffiti, pick up trash, wash cars, and maintain grounds. Chris whacking weeds has already drawn lots of media and fans who want to watch (thanks for the boring videos, guys?), so he had to personally pay for extra guards to protect him. Hopefully after six months worth of hard labor, Chris will think twice before laying a hand on a lady. Also, someone make him put a shirt on. [LA Times] Keep reading »
Restaurant Tratorria Dopo Teatro in Manhattan has started a Wall Of Fame for celebrity art. And their first honoree to be hung is
Uncle Jesse John Stamos, of course! Painted by Jim Warren, the portrait is a collage of The Stamos’ most classic moments. Who do you think they should immortalize next? [via Grub Street]
Famous people say the darnedest things. Sometimes their gibberish is bizarre, sometimes it’s hilarious, and often it’s just plain scary. Fashion maven Kimora Lee Simmons tends to the run the gamut between all three extremes. Here’s Kimora weighing in on phashion, phamiliy, phood and ph…
New York Fashion Week just ended and Lindsay Lohan was, of course, out in force and behaving badly. She showed up at the G-Star runway show with her sister and two other girls and promply starting acting like a b*tch by refusing to pose for photos and giving the media a hard time. Later, she became unhappy with the seating situation and started throwing other celebs’ seating cards on the floor. When peeps tried to stop her she said “Don’t fucking touch me.” [NY Post] — I’d like to give Lindsay the award for “Worst Behaved Celebrity. Ever.” Congrats, chica. Keep reading »
I have mixed feelings about Levi Johnston. On the one hand, he’s hot. But on the other, he’s one of those people who just won’t go away. So I’m laughing pretty hard at this hilarious song “Levi Johnston’s Blues” by Ben Folds and Nick Hornby. In the tune, the musician and novelist rip into the Alaskan big papa, portraying him as ignorant, childish and just plain ridic. Ben and Nick poke fun at the Palins while they’re at it. My fave line: “I get on my dirtbike and ride to my girl’s. I’m gonna lay down the law and tell her what’s goin on. I’m a fucking redneck I like to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishin’ and kill some moose.” Keep reading »
I try not to match my outfits too much, as do a lot of people. Sometimes this can go really well, but other times it can be a complete disaster. Singer Mya Harrison, who will compete on the next season of “Dancing with the Stars,” is working her non-matching outfit consisting of a green, black and white patterned dress, turquoise peep-toe shoes, and purple handbag. Her companion, on the other hand, looks like a hot mess. [Hollywood, 9/16/09] Keep reading »
Last night, in his continuing quest to become the lord of primetime, Jay Leno invited Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz to be the first to participate in his new segment “10@10,” where celebrities have to answer 10 personal questions honestly. Yeah, I’m totally buying that they don’t know the questions beforehand. Anyhoo … Cameron was naturally charming and normal. Her shocking revelation? She secretly loves “The Real Housewives.” Join the club, Cam. In case you were wondering, Tom Cruise is still weird. He claims that sex with him is like flying. Is he nudging us gently toward the great truth that Scientologists have sex with aliens while flying on their spacecrafts? At least that would explain his special brand of insanity. Also, he’s also never been to a strip club. But who needs strippers when you are “flying” with hot aliens? Keep reading »
- Avril Lavigne has dumped her husband, Deryck Whibley, and a source says she’ll have him served with divorce papers any day now. [Dlisted] — This should have been obvious since there are hardly any good photos of the two together.
- Bruce Willis and his new wife have bought a three-bedroom apartment in L.A.’s new Carlyle Residences that could have cost between $2.9 million and $15 million. [E! Online] — Movin’ on up, eh?
- Kanye West is reportedly getting back together with his ex-fiancée Alexis Phifer since she comforted him after his VMA fiasco. [Media Takeout] — Yeah, I doubt this. He’s too infatuated with Amber Rose