Remember the days when Jared Leto was hot Jordan Catalano and could do no wrong? My, how things change in 15 years. Leto and his band, 30 Seconds To Mars, have released a cover of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance,” and let’s just say the romance isn’t the only thing that leaves a little something to be desired here. Thoughts? [via BuzzFeed
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Last night I watched my very first full episode of “Dancing with the Stars.” For the most part, I was bored. Pamela Anderson was shockingly awesome — I knew the bitch could run in slow-mo, but who knew she could dance?!; I cringed
the minute Jake Pavelka took the stage with his poor man’s Tom Cruise grin; and I felt sort of sad that Buzz Aldrin wasn’t, well, any good. But the best moment of the night occurred during footage of Kate Gosselin’s rehearsals with her partner, Tony Dovolani. The two got in a tiff because Kate was being a bossy beyatch, treating her dance instructor as if he was one of her kids, and he wouldn’t stand for it, storming off until she shut her pie hole. It was basically awesome, especially as Kate made vague comments about another man leaving her. (Oh wah, Kate, you don’t want Jon’s Ed Hardy-branded ass anyway.) Kate and Tony made up in the end and Kate crowed about neither of them being quitters after dancing a mediocre jive. Whatever. If these two keep bickering, I’ll keep watching. [YouTube
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I know I should say something funny about the wig situation, but I’m too distracted by the fact that Kim looks so much younger and prettier and more, well, normal in this photo (despite her bedfellows) without makeup. Keep reading »
“I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.”
– Ricky Martin comes out of the closet in a message on his blog, confirming what, uh, everyone already knew, but hey — we’re proud of him anyway. Read the whole message here. [PopBytes] Keep reading »
“I remember the first time that I drank out of an imaginary coffee cup. That’s the very first thing they teach you. I can feel the rain, too, when it’s not raining. I don’t know if this is too much for your magazine, but I can actually mentally give myself an orgasm. You know, sense memory is quite powerful.”
– Lady Gaga describes the, uh, talents she acquired when she studied acting as a teen. [NY Mag]
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What on earth is Gerard Butler doing with his finger in Jennifer Aniston’s butt crack? Is this, like, his version of giving her sneaky bunny ears? Eww. [TMZ] Keep reading »
“When people say ‘You’re so beautiful’ it makes me want to kill myself! As an actress you want to be seen for what you do, for the characters you can play, otherwise I’d be a model.”
– Eva Green in British Vogue. God, I just hate that too. [via The Gloss] Keep reading »
Detectives found an array of skin-whitening creams and medications in Michael Jackson‘s home, according to recently unsealed search warrants. A cupboard in Michael’s bedroom contained 19 tubes of hydroquinone and 18 tubes of Benoquin. It is suspected that Michael used the skin-whitening creams to remove the pigment from the patches of his skin that weren’t affected by the skin condition vitiligo. Benoquin is the brand name of monobenzone, which the American Academy of Dermatology lists as a permanent treatment of vitiligo. Hydroquinone is a bleaching chemical typically prescribed to treat freckles, blotches and other pigmented spots in order to give the skin a more even tone, but it is also found in OTC products. The FDA has had hydroquinone on its cancer watch list for decades. [Fox 411, Web MD] Keep reading »
Behold, Lindsay Lohan’s feet after a night on the town. Let’s play a guessing game! What’s that white crap all over LiLo’s feet?
- Boatloads of cocaine, obviously.
- Baby powder.
- Powdered sugar.
- Pixie dust.
- Flour. Bitch was baking!
See the full photo at PopEater. I don’t know the answer, obviously, but isn’t it strange? Keep reading »
Last night, Kim Kardashian tweeted she was “big pimpin’” on a girls’ night out with her pals. Whether she was actually dancing to “Big Pimpin’” or just using slang that implies she was spritzing champagne all over strippers’ butts, it doesn’t matter. Why not? Because Demi Moore, aka Gloria Steinem, called Kim out on Twitter and schooled her on what “pimp” really means: Keep reading »