Me, just now: Julie, may I please have permission to post a photo of Ryan Gosling on the set of his next movie, “Only God Forgives”? He has gotten quite buff for the movie and looks very handsome and it’s been such a long time since I just posted a little picture of him. And I’ve been sick. It might make me feel better.
Julie: Sigh. Fine.
Me: &#%$ YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never suggest Victoria Beckham’s doesn’t have a sense of humor. [Facebook via Buzzfeed]
A spliff birthday cake, that is. The singer celebrated her 25th birthday on Monday night and partygoers feasted on slices of this dessert, depicting a topless Rihanna straddling a joint. It’s not quite as classy as the cock cake Miley Cyrus got for her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth’s birthday, but it’s pretty awesome. [via TMZ]
Yesterday, I wrote this throwaway post about how Chris Brown said “fuck the haters!” in which I pointed out that people don’t hate him because he was a scrappy underdog, they hate him because he beat his ex-girlfriend and that police reports made it very clear that he was trying to kill her. And then I got this e-mail from a woman:
Hi. I just wanted you to know that this is bullying . Chris brown made a mistake which he has apologized and is reaping the consequences for those actions. Let the man live his life before he decides to do something drastic that he thinks will get everyone’s off his back. Your no better than people who bully others because they’re gay or different. You need to look into the NoH8 (no hate) campaign to learn something.
And then I took a second and thought “I didn’t know that the lobotomobile was making its rounds again.” Read more…