When you hear the word “hero,” what comes to mind? A firefighter? A police officer? A soldier? Well, if you ask Dr. Frank Ryan, the plastic surgeon who made Heidi Montag into a cartoon character by performing 10 procedures on her in one day, Heidi fits the definition. “I think Heidi is brave. She is a hero for talking about this, quite frankly,” he said. Holy delusional, Batman! Also, is it just me or did he give Heidi his face?
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Lordy, Lordy, I hope this news story is as fake as it sounds: a 21-year-old Chinese woman identified only as Xiaoqing allegedly told the Shanghai Daily newspaper she is so desperate to win back her ex-boyfriend that she’s getting plastic surgery to look like Jessica Alba. “I want to do something to challenge myself and build a strong personality through it,” the woman allegedly said. Well, considering Jessica Alba does not look even remotely Asian, Xiaoqing’s got her (sad, sad) work cut out for her!
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They’re both small-boned, don’t eat much — and tend to have a tough time with monogamy.
This week we can’t get enough of the idea that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt might be on the rocks after Angie’s alleged affair on the set of her new movie, “Salt.” Meanwhile, science has named the Saltmarsh Sparrow the world’s most promiscuous bird.
Coincidence? We think not. Read more … Keep reading »
“You know, you’ll walk by a construction site and it’s like, ‘You kiss your mama with that ass?’ What does that even mean? I don’t kiss my mama with my ass because it’s back there! My lips are up here, so that’s weird. It worked though, ’cause I turned around and was like, ‘What does that mean?!’ So he won.”
– “Gossip Girl”‘s Michelle Trachtenberg on the nastiest thing she’s heard when walking the streets of New York [Complex] Keep reading »
To commemorate the third anniversary of their mother’s death, Angelina Jolie and her brother James released this tribute to Marcheline Bertrand on YouTube. The video consists of footage from the threesome’s family trip to Hawaii in 1981 and is very simple and sweet. Were it not for the all-caps headlines all over this week’s tabloids, I might have forgotten the other reason Jolie has been in the news… [via TMZ
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“To be honest, I don’t f**king care. I didn’t get into this to be a role model. So I’m sorry if I’m influencing your kids in a way that you don’t like, but I can’t be responsible for their actions. I don’t care.”
— Taylor Momsen from “Gossip Girl” when asked about being a role model. Annoying as she may be, she has a point. [E! Online] Keep reading »
Few 70-year-olds can still strut like Tina Turner, who stole the show at the Armani Prive haute couture fashion show. [Paris, 1/26/10] Keep reading »
Sultry enough, yes, but Scarlett‘s new ads for Mango’s 2010 spring/summer collection neglected to show off her lovely Johanssons. Keep reading »
Our buddies over at Asylum have rounded up “The Most Exposed Women of the Past Decade.” Their “pseudo-statistical ranking” used a three-pronged method to figure out which ladies had overexposed themselves more than the rest, including how many times they appeared on the cover of Esquire, how many lad mags deemed them hot, and how often their name was searched on the internet. So, who made the cut? Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Megan Fox, natch. But who was the most exposed woman of the last decade? Find out! Keep reading »