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Quotable: Christina Hendricks Bored With Focus On Her Body

“It kind of hurt my feelings at first. Anytime someone talks about your figure constantly, you get nervous, you get really self-conscious. I was working my butt off on the show, and then all anyone was talking about was my body! It might sound silly, but I didn’t realize I was so different. I was just oblivious. Sometimes I would go on an audition and someone would say something like, ‘Girl, you’re refreshing!’ That was it.”

—Christina Hendricks talks to New York magazine about the obsession over her body despite her considerable other talents. Keep reading »

Quotable: Sandra Bullock’s V-Day Pubic Hair Disaster

“I decided for Valentine’s Day I would do a special hair thing. I wanted to try to create a pink heart shape with my lower hair. It was painful. You had to bleach it first. There’s something about bleach that feels like acid. Then I had to shave it. I was in so much pain, but I kept going and put the pink dye on and it went the wrong color.”

– Sandra Bullock in non-sourced interview so take this with a grain of salt [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Kate Gosselin Confirms Jon Is “Stubby”

  • Hailey Glassman said Jon Gosselin’s peen was “tiny, tiny, tiny,” but his ex-wife, Kate, was more succinct. She called him “stubby.” [Us Weekly]
  • Britney Spears and her boyfriend/agent, Jason Trawick, spent Valentine’s Day in the McDonald’s Drive-Thru! [Dlisted]
  • Holly Robinson Peete has not accepted John Mayer’s apology on behalf of his racist penis. [PopEater]
  • Gia Allemand has a boyfriend — and it’s not “The Bachelor,” Jake Pavelka. [Us Weekly]

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Kevin Smith Kicked Off Southwest Flight Over His Weight, Makes A Scene On Twitter

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You’re too fat to fly! That’s what Southwest Airlines apparently told director Kevin Smith when they booted him off his plane to Burbank, according to his pissed-off tweets on Saturday night. Smith’s heavyset frame was apparently so large that the person sitting next to him couldn’t move the armrest down. Silent Bob tweeted that “Captain Leysath” deemed him a “flight risk” because his size would make it difficult for other passengers to get past him in case of an emergency, so a flight attendant named “Suzanne” forced him off the plane and gave him a $100 voucher for another flight.

But, Smith warned on Twitter, “you f**ked with the wrong sedentary processed-foods eater!” Keep reading »

Edie Falco Says Her Daughter Looks Like Chucky And Other Questionable Kid Confessions

While Carmella Soprano would have baked her kids eggplant parmesan, Edie Falco prefers to embarrass hers. This week, she described both of her adopted kids to People, likening her 5-year-old son Anderson to Fabio. Meanwhile, she described her 2-year-old daughter Macy as having “bright red hair and blue eyes. She looks like Chucky. She likes to say ‘Maaa! Maaa!’ in a [loud] scary voice, because she knows it cracks me up … She really is like a devil.” Edie’s obviously got motherly love for her kids but I don’t know if calling your daughter Chucky is much of a compliment? Way to give the girl a complex. [People]

Oh, but celebrities have said worse. Here are some other off-color comments that famous parents have said about their kids. Keep reading »

Quotable: Does Tina Fey Wear Her Playboy Bunny Necklace Ironically?

“To talk about the impact of fashion is really interesting. I think so much of it is tied into feminism. I am a post-baby boomer who has been handed a sort of Spice Girls‘ version of feminism. We’re supposed to be wearing half-shirts and jumping around. And, you know, maybe that’s not panning out. But you can tell different generations of women by whether or not they wear that Hillary Clinton blue power suit or the reappropriated Playboy-symbol necklace worn ironically. I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.”

Tina Fey gets all Women’s Studies-y talking about clothes [Vogue] Keep reading »

Behold The Sexual Innuendo In SJP’s “Sesame Street” Spot

If you’re as immature as we are, Sarah Jessica Parker‘s recent spot for “Sesame Street” about the concept of “big” will send you into a fit of giggles.

Oh, poor Grover. If you only knew what we were thinking when you shout, “You must want the biggest thing I can find!” Oh yeah she does, the little minx. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Quotable: Jennifer Garner Is Happy To Get A Fistful Of Grass On Valentine’s Day

“Guys, it’s just not so bad. All you have to do is acknowledge … in some sweet way, just write a quick note or pick flowers or pick the grass out of your backyard and show up with it with a sweet smile, ‘I love you. I’m lucky to have you.’ Just make us feel wooed … You don’t have to spend a lot of money, just be sweet. That’s all. The money doesn’t hurt either but…be sweet.”

– Jennifer Garner on how to show your lady you love her on Valentine’s Day while promoting her new flick, aptly titled, uh, “Valentine’s Day,” on “Lopez Tonight.” Ben, better start weeding! [Just Jared] Keep reading »

Anna Nicole Smith And Other Celebs Contacted During Seances

What’s the best way to get in touch with the celeb for whose death you are about to stand trial for? Why … by séance, natch. One of the guests of honor at a séance to mark the three-year anniversary of Anna Nicole Smith’s death was Dr. Khristine Eroshevich, Anna’s psychiatrist and neighbor. Eroshevich is set to stand trial on drug conspiracy charges, along with Anna’s boyfriend Howard K. Stern and physician Sandeep Kapoor. Psychic Shayne Goldfarb led the séance in Los Angeles. But did Anna show up? Her long-time friend Patrik Simpson claims she did. The psychic reported that Anna came through loud and clear, happily reporting from the other side, “She’s with [her son] Daniel. She’s sad she had to leave her daughter, but she really had to be with Daniel.” OK … if they say so! [People]

After the jump, some more celebs who have been contacted through séances. Check out their messages from beyond the grave. Keep reading »

Zuma Rossdale Is His Mom’s Fashion Week Date

Question: How is it that baby Uggs can be SO cute and adult Uggs can be SO ugly? [New York City, 2/12/10] Keep reading »

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