Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj are the new Beyonce and Lady Gaga — or something like that. Either way, they want you to “Get Up Out My Face.” Friendly! Oddly, this video reminds me of a Target Christmas commercial. Also, I like me some Nicki Minaj, but this is her going a little soft on me. I’ll try and overlook it. My favorite part is when Madame Butterfly attempts to free herself from her oversized Barbie packaging and falls over. Don’t miss the Mr. Mariah Carey (aka Nick Cannon) cameo with a marching band at the end! It’s, um, not to be missed. Keep reading »
Has Amber Rose become too cool for Kanye West? And does Ciara have on drawers? [Paris, 1/26/10] Keep reading »
The first time Jon Hamm hosted “Saturday Night Life,” cast member Fred Armisen met his future wife, Elisabeth Moss, during a “Mad Men” skit. Who will Jon Hamm’s Patented Lurve-Making Magic work on this Saturday? (Also, do you think getting rid of that awful Grizzly Man beard was a pre-condition of Jon’s hosting?) [NBC] Keep reading »
When you hear the word “hero,” what comes to mind? A firefighter? A police officer? A soldier? Well, if you ask Dr. Frank Ryan, the plastic surgeon who made Heidi Montag into a cartoon character by performing 10 procedures on her in one day, Heidi fits the definition. “I think Heidi is brave. She is a hero for talking about this, quite frankly,” he said. Holy delusional, Batman! Also, is it just me or did he give Heidi his face?
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Lordy, Lordy, I hope this news story is as fake as it sounds: a 21-year-old Chinese woman identified only as Xiaoqing allegedly told the Shanghai Daily newspaper she is so desperate to win back her ex-boyfriend that she’s getting plastic surgery to look like Jessica Alba. “I want to do something to challenge myself and build a strong personality through it,” the woman allegedly said. Well, considering Jessica Alba does not look even remotely Asian, Xiaoqing’s got her (sad, sad) work cut out for her!
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They’re both small-boned, don’t eat much — and tend to have a tough time with monogamy.
This week we can’t get enough of the idea that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt might be on the rocks after Angie’s alleged affair on the set of her new movie, “Salt.” Meanwhile, science has named the Saltmarsh Sparrow the world’s most promiscuous bird.
Coincidence? We think not. Read more … Keep reading »
“You know, you’ll walk by a construction site and it’s like, ‘You kiss your mama with that ass?’ What does that even mean? I don’t kiss my mama with my ass because it’s back there! My lips are up here, so that’s weird. It worked though, ’cause I turned around and was like, ‘What does that mean?!’ So he won.”
– “Gossip Girl”‘s Michelle Trachtenberg on the nastiest thing she’s heard when walking the streets of New York [Complex] Keep reading »