Ladies, we have this habit of assuming an actor is just like his most famous character. Take Robert Pattinson for instance, with his rumored body odor and greasy hair. Would we think he was so hot if we weren’t imagining him as a sparkly, rock-hard, ferocious-when-necessary vampire? Doubtful. And he continues to bust our bubble by insisting he’s really not a romantic person in real life. “I haven’t done that many romantic things in my life,” he said at a press conference. Rob admitted to putting a flower in a girl’s locker when he was a teen, but said she thought it was another guy, and he let the wrong guy take credit for the romantic gesture. He also said he would never serenade a woman, even though he’s a musician. “Oh, no! I don’t think that would ever be romantic. You need to have so much balls to do that. Jesus Christ! I actually can’t think of a single romantic thing I’ve ever done. That’s terrible,” he added. No, that’s not terrible; that’s wimpy. I guess, we’ll have to continue to envision Edward Cullen watching us sleep, instead. [Starpulse] Keep reading »
“I just said, “Look, Mommy and Daddy were massively in love, we videotaped everything—everything was videotaped—and you’re probably going hear about something at school.”’
—Pamela Anderson on how, when she found out there’d be a reference to it in Borat, told her 11- and 12-year-old boys about that sex tape with Tommy Lee. Sigh. If only Carrie Prejean could be so frank about her sex tapes, too! [Daily Mail]
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- Rihanna is rumored to be dating Tristan Wilds, the 20-year-old cutie from “90210.” [NY Daily News] — If this is true, then she definitely has a type: baby faces.
- Carmen Electra, who is engaged to rocker Rob Patterson, simulates a little lesbian foreplay with a brunette gal pal in a new video that leaked onto the internet. [Starpulse]
- Penelope Cruz dodged questions about whether she’s marrying Javier Bardem, saying her personal privacy is “sacred,” but she doesn’t like to lie about it. [PopEater] — Only time will tell.
The media loves shy, awkward, lippy Kristen Stewart. Yes, we love her! She’s shell-shocked and seemingly reticent, yet she still says the darnedest things. This week on “Conan,” she snapped our attention right back where it belongs—on her—as she overshared: “I think it’s weird that we have underwear with Taylor’s face on it.”
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“I think that would be a completely ridiculous assumption considering the way that man has conducted himself recently. That’s all I’m saying.”
- More out-of-control Lindsay Lohan behavior: this time, she apparently tried to scam clothes during a recent Kitson appearance. [Fox News] — Another day, another cry for help from La Lohan. Poor dear.
- Test your knowledge of Victorian era sexual slang. [TresSugar] — You’ll learn just how “gay” the Gay ’90s were.
- A German model was charged with trying to extort $100,000 from Cindy Crawford and her husband after threatening to release a stolen photo to the tabloids. [L.A. Times]
For those of us who have a gay boyfriend in our lives, we know how to gross them out in five seconds flat. I have a list of words that I know I can say to mine that will make him squirm and run around the room, screaming like a school girl—vagina, p**sy, c**t, clit, moist. My favorite line of questioning with my gay boyfriend is about the one time in college that he had drunken sex with a girl before he was out. Each time I press him for details he says things like, “I don’t really remember,” or “I only put it in there for a second,” or “Ewwwwwwww!” His experience of straight sex is not unlike Adam Lambert’s recent account in Out magazine. When asked about performing oral sex on a woman, he gave this eloquent description of the experience:
“It was a little gross because I don’t think she was as clean as she could’ve been. It wasn’t the act of it that really turned me off. I don’t really remember. I was 18 and I was drunk.”
Kendra WIlkinson is pretty pumped about her new Snuggie. “Hank came back from the store yesterday and surprised me with the best present ever….A SNUGGIE!!!!!!!!!!” she wrote on her website. “I see the commercials all the time and I always want one … it’s so exciting that I have my own now. I think I’m just going to live in this for the next month until lil Hank is born lolol.” Uh, what does ‘lolol’ mean? Also, do I smell an endorsement opportunity? [People] Keep reading »
Watching “Sixteen Candles” and “Weird Science,” it’s hard to imagine Anthony Michael Hall as anything but a sweet, docile, adorable little dude. But according to the New York Post that is so not the case. Allegedly, he stalked and assaulted Diana Falzone, his ex-girlfriend, a TV and radio host. According to court docs they dug up, Hall arrived at Falzone’s apartment last Tuesday morning, beating on her door and threatening to kick it in. She finally let him in, and he allegedly assaulted her, hitting her head against a wall. Falzone got a temporary restraining order against Hall and the hearing over the incident will begin next week. Keep reading »