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Quotable: Tiger Woods Wants People To Applaud Him

“I’m excited to get back and play. I’m excited to get to see the guys again. I really miss a lot of my friends out there. I miss competing. [...] It would be nice to hear a couple claps here and there. But also hope they clap for birdies, too.”

Tiger Woods, in his first one-on-one interview post-sex scandal, says he is hoping for applause when he returns to professional golfing on April 8th at the Master Tournament. [via ESPN] Keep reading »

Jesse James May Have Done A Nazi Photoshoot Of His Own

It must seriously suck to be Sandra Bullock this week. It’s completely awful to find out your husband has been cheating on you, but it’s gotta hurt even more to learn he’s been cheating on you with a neo-Nazi whose tattoo either stands for “White Power” or “Wet P**sy.” Because honestly, isn’t screwing a racist kind of an endorsement of their beliefs? I mean, I dunno about you, but I don’t have sex with white supremacists, because that would be like saying, “Hey, I am going to reward your prejudice with my vagina.” But maybe giving Michelle “Bombshell” McGee a little Vanilla Gorilla love wasn’t such a moral conundrum for Jesse James — because maybe he kind of, sort of shares her beliefs? TMZ says it is currently in negotiations to purchase a two-year-old photo of James also dressed in Nazi regalia, similar to the one of McGee that made the rounds last week. Keep reading »

Quotable: Lady Gaga’s Prison Girlfriend Calls Their Kiss “Electric”

“The kiss was down from the get go. It happened very naturally and organically. I leaned into smell her and I started by kissing her neck. It was electric and when I got to her mouth, she actually kissed me. Kissing lady Gaga was like kissing any beautiful woman you feel a connection with, as soon as I touched her she was just that, very sensitive and responsive. It even eclipsed the crazy cigarette glasses that were smoking. I think we did four or five takes, it all happened so fast, it was a bit of a blur. By the last takes we were brushing ashes off each other and coughing and laughing. Talk about second hand smoke! But really it was a performance and that yes she is a good kisser but kissing my girlfriend is even more powerful as I’m totally under her spell.”

– Artist Heather Cassils (aka Lady Gaga‘s hot prison girlfriend in music video for “Telephone”) on kissing the pop star [Gawker] Keep reading »

Quotable: Michelle McGee Wants To Clarify Something

“The tattoo stands for Wet P**sy. Jesse [James] and I had a conversation about it and he says a lot of his friends have the tattoo.”

– Michelle McGee swears to In Touch that her WP tattoos on the back of her thighs do not stand for “White Power.” Oh, I am just so relieved. Now how about that Nazi photoshoot, McSkank? And since when is “Wet P**sy” a common tattoo?[Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Dina Lohan Cares About Your Teeth, The World

Dina Lohan wants you to stop using so much water when you brush your teeth. No, guys, she’s like really, really serious. And so today, at the Go Green Expo in New York, Dina has unleashed a new product on the world. It’s called The Lohan Green Tooth Brush—which is weird, because we thought “toothbrush” was one word —and it’s a water-free contraption that promises to save each user two gallons of water a day. Because, uh, most of us brush our teeth for an hour with the water running? Overall, Dina hopes that if everyone in the country gets one, 600 million gallons of water could be saved every 24 hours. This honestly doesn’t sound like the worst idea ever—but really, who wants to think of Dina, Lindsay, Ali, and Michael first thing upon waking up and before going to bed? If she renames it, and promises not to give me grief about the length of the showers I take, then I might even get one. [NY Post] Keep reading »

Lady Gaga’s Ex Suing Her For $30 Million

You know how you feel when an ex calls like a year after you broke up, and instead of confessing what a fool he was and how miserable he’s been without you, he just asks if he can get his crappy hoodie back? Well, Lady Gaga is totally having that feeling times 10 today. Her ex, songwriter and producer Rob Fusari, is suing her for $30 million and 20 percent ownership of her company. See, Rob wasn’t just a boyfriend—he also helped shape her sound and persona. Keep reading »

What We Can Learn From The Roller Coaster Of Sandra Bullock’s Love Life

Sandra Bullock‘s love life has had some ups and some serious downs. The absolute lowest point being the revelation that her hubby, Jesse James, may have cheated on her with a Mormon, white supremacist stripper/tattoo model. So what can we ladies learn from the zigzag of Sandra’s past? A lot. After the jump, we chart the many loves of Sandra Bullock, along with the lessons you should take from each.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Breaks Her Diet On A Fried Chicken Wing

Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t shy about giving advice on homemade beauty recipes, but she really enjoys doling out food advice. Gwyneth has this weird way of bragging about her detoxes, love of raw foods, and macrobiotic diet that is meant to make the rest of us feel shameful about scarfing down a Five Guys cheeseburger. So I was devilishly happy to learn that Gwyneth is indeed human and occasionally indulges her cravings. While in Tennessee filming “Love Don’t Let Me Down,” Gwynnie partook in fine Southern cuisine, including fried chicken, chicken sliders, sweet potato fries, biscuits, and oysters. And of course, she posted all of this on her GOOP website, where she gushes about several restaurants. “At the Loveless Cafe, their food is delicious, a traditional southern heart attack,” she writes. Supposedly, Gwyneth sought comfort from food because her family wasn’t around. [OK! UK] Keep reading »

Ugh. Snooki Charged In Friend’s Drunk Driving Death In ’04

Even the deaf and blind know Snooki likes her booze. But yesterday RadarOnline.com revealed exclusively that my favorite “Jersey Shore” guidette was criminally charged in the 2004 drunk driving death of one of her classmates. Ugh! According to Radar, Snooks (neé Nicole Polizzi) hosted a drinking party in her mom’s basement the night before Thanksgiving in 2004 and she sold alcohol to minors. Sadly, one of her guests, Marlboro High School senior Michael Truncali, died early Thanksgiving morning after leaving her house and was found to have a blood alcohol level over twice the legal limit. Keep reading »

Demi Moore Thinks You’re All Just A Bunch Of Haters

Remember that big kerfuffle when Demi Moore posed for the cover of W magazine, and some raised questions as to whether or not the image had the hell Photoshopped out of it? Well, now Moore says that wasn’t the case. In fact, she talked to the photographers after the controversy broke, and they told her, “We did not touch anything on your hip, your thigh, or your waist.” Instead, they claimed, “It was the position.” She was standing in such a way that it made it appear that she had been Photoshopped within an inch of her thigh. Keep reading »

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