Yeah, I know it was, like, 90 degrees in L.A. this week but side boobs are kind of grotesque. Even she looks embarrassed! [Los Angeles, 4/21/09] Keep reading »
Heidi & Spencer: We Look Back On All Their Breakups
Five months after eloping in Mexico—post-pitchers of margaritas, natch—Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt of “The Hills” are making their marriage official in a ceremony in Pasadena on Saturday. [People] — As a present for the infamously douchey duo, let’s look back at the times they broke up. Keep reading »
Quick Pic: Mischa Barton Is Too Busy Posing To Get A Real Job
Actually that’s mean and untrue. She’s launching a hideous handbag line called RI2K & NICA’s, which counts as working. [London, U.K., 4/21/09] Keep reading »
Quick Pic: Kanye West Carries A Fugly Murse
We know Kanye West carries a murse, but we expected him to have a much more fabulous man bag than this. We guess he’s banking on the Louis Vuitton logos to make him look fashionable. Also, doesn’t he know that you never wear a denim jacket with jeans? [4/20/09, JFK Airport, New York City] Keep reading »
Star Couplings: Another “DWTS” Injury, But This Tough Guy Can Handle It
Quick Pic: Lily Allen Can’t Stand The Rain
Hey, personal umbrella-holder dude! You’re doing it wrong! [New York City, 4/20/09] Keep reading »
Quick Pic: SJP And Matthew Broderick’s Relationship Keeps Getting Hairier
First, he allegedly cheated with a firecrotch. Then, Sarah Jessica Parker went from blond to full-fledged brunette. Yesterday, at the opening of “Mary Stuart,” Matt’s got mutton chops. Is this mid-life/wife crisis headed for split ends? We sure hope SJP doesn’t wash that man right out of her hair. [New York City, 4/19/09]
Quick Pic: Chloe Sevigny Revives Socks With Sandals Trend
Chloe attempts to inspire women everywhere to start dressing like Women’s Studies professors. [Coachella Music Festibal, Indio, CA, 04/19/09] Keep reading »
Quick Pic: Lady Gaga Is A Lady Who Sips Tea
Every day, it seems, Lady Gaga does something ridiculous in order to get photographed by the paparazzi. Yeah, we’re buying into it. She amuses us. [London, 4/20/09] Keep reading »
