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The Situation’s Got A 6-Foot-Long …. Sandwich

Just your typical Jersey Shore catering service! [Interview]
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R.I.P., Dixie Carter


Actress Dixie Carter passed away this weekend at the age of 70. Above, the oh-so-classic “The Night The Lights Went Down In Georgia” speech from Julia Sugarbaker, Carter’s character on “Designing Women.” RIP Dixie! [LA Times] Keep reading »

8 Ladies Who Were Rejected By Playboy

Rejected By Playboy

One day after her 18th birthday, Courtney Stodden tweeted “No to porn … yes to Playboy ;) xxx.” Only Playboy’s not making any offers according to TMZ. A “source” says she’s been rejected by the magazine because she’s too “enhanced” for an 18-year-old. I believe they are referring to that time she went on Dr. Drew’s show to prove her breasts were au natural and kind of, sort of failed the sonogram. 

Anyhow, according to Courtney’s twitter feed, TMZ “got it wrong” and we should “stay tuned ;) xxx.” I guess we’ll just have to wait and see if Courtney’s naked body will be gracing an upcoming issue of Playboy. [Celebitchy]

In the meantime, click through to see some other women who were told to “keep it on”

Quotable: Tiger Woods Finally Admits What We Already Know

“Tiger Woods, you suck. G*d***it!”

– Tiger Woods beats himself up over a bad shot at Saturday’s Masters golf tournament, though we think the sentiment is applicable to oh-so-many screw-ups [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Why Would Anyone Want To Impersonate Jon Gosselin?!?!

Maybe it’s just me, but I always thought the point of impersonating someone was because they are really, really cool. Yet a dentist from New York has allegedly chosen to imitate Jon Gosselin by wearing Ed Hardy t-shirts and smoking like a chimney. The dude has been hitting up clubs all over Atlantic City and is using his bogus celeb status to score with the ladies. I’m a little upset, not because the guy is rumored to be unbalanced, but because the only thing worse than one Jon Gosselin is two. [RadarOnline.com]

Oh, wait, this isn’t the first time a really lame celeb has been impersonated by a total creeper. After the jump, some other wannabes who made us run screaming. Keep reading »

Quotable: Kelly Bensimon Isn’t Giving Off Good Vibrations

“I can’t be photographed with a vibrator.”

Kelly Bensimon at an event for the Clarifying Blue Light acne zapper. Apparently, she thought the device was a sex toy and refused to hold it. And this is from the girl who took it all off for Playboy? [NY Post] Keep reading »

Quickies: Elizabeth Taylor Is Marrying Again & ScarJo As Courtney Love

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And The Jesse James Count Is Up To: Five

According to RadarOnline.com, which seems to have a magical crystal ball when it comes to sex scandals, before Jesse James went into rehab, he told Sandra Bullock that he had cheated on her with seven women. Well, get ready to meet number five. Sort of. She has not divulged her identity, but she has hired scandalite lawyer Gloria Allred to represent her. Supposedly, she wasn’t just a fling. “She had a full-on relationship with Jesse,” a friend said. “After a while, Jesse became obsessed with her and she couldn’t handle it anymore. If he couldn’t get a hold of her for some reason he’d go over to her house looking for her. She got kind of scared of him and broke it off.” Supposedly, Jesse even got a house for her and paid the rent until she broke up with him. So who is this woman? Odds say she has to be better than Michelle McGee. [RadarOnline.com] Keep reading »

Pogo Jogging Is A Fitness Craze We Could Get Behind

Dudes, I hate to work out, but Kim and Kourtney Kardashian make pogo jogging look like fun! You’d need a really good sports bra though. [Miami, 4/9/10] Keep reading »

Quotable: Rihanna Finally Admits Matt Kemp Is Her Boyfriend

“Umm, he’s my boyfriend. It’s new, and it’s fun, and it’s nothing too serious. You know, I don’t want anything that’s going to take up so much of my energy and time right now in a bad way. I just want to have fun, and that’s what it’s about.”

Rihanna dishing on her relationship with L.A. Dodger Matt Kemp to Ryan Seacrest [People] Keep reading »

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