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Lindsay Lohan’s New Step-Mom: Kate Major?

Once in a blue moon, in the world of tabloid romances, there is a coupling so vile that it actually knocks the wind out of us. This is certainly one of them. Michael Lohan has announced that he is engaged … to Kate Major. He is the father of Lindsay Lohan, known for his stints in prison and his penchant for airing his daughter’s dirty laundry on the internet for publicity. She is the Star magazine reporter who lost her job after doing the horizontal polka with Jon Gosselin. He is 50. She is 27. He says tomato, she says tomaaato. Kate apparently brought Michael to meet his father over the weekend. “I’m very traditional,” she said. “Michael went down with me to Florida for Easter, to meet my father to ask for his permission, and my father gave his blessing.” Uh, is her pops crazy?

“I’m ecstatic. I’m very happy. Michael and I have known each other for four years, and it’s meant to be,” continued Kate. “I’ve already talked to some of the bridesmaids, and [the wedding] will probably be in New York, probably at the end of this year.” All I can say is, will someone grow this girl some taste in men? [People] Keep reading »

Quotable: Ellen Page Talks “Juno,” Abortion, And White Dudes

“You all need to calm down. People are so black and white about this. Because she kept the baby everybody said the film was against abortion. But if she’d had an abortion everybody would have been like, ‘Oh my God.’ I am a feminist and I am totally pro-choice, but what’s funny is when you say that people assume that you are pro-abortion. I don’t love abortion but I want women to be able to choose and I don’t want white dudes in an office being able to make laws on things like this. I mean what are we going to do — go back to clothes hangers?”

Ellen Page on the controversy surrounding her role in “Juno” [Guardian UK] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Diablo Cody Is Married And Preggers

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Quotable: Tina Fey Has Amorous Feelings For A Doughnut

“The best doughnut? That’s Peter Pan doughnuts in Brooklyn. It’s a Polish bakery. We shot nearby once for ’30 Rock.’ It’s a white-cream-filled powdered doughnut. And I really believe, when I first tried it, if I had a penis, I would put it in this doughnut. I finally understand what you guys are thinking about and what motivates you guys.”

– Tina Fey certainly has a favorite food. Ahem. [OMG Blog] Keep reading »

Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy Are Splitsville

Well, another famous couple bites the dust, only this time, it doesn’t appear like a half dozen mistresses and a Nazi photo are to blame. Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy, who I was surprised to find out were together for a whopping five years, both announced they had split via Twitter late yesterday. Each tweet was totally respectful and admiring, so I guess we can assume it was an amicable breakup, but dudes, I’m bummed. It’s super sad that I’ve naturally come to consider five years an epically long time, when, in actuality, it’s but a blip. In other news, GILFs everywhere are celebrating that they no longer have to compete with Jenny. [DListed] Keep reading »

No One Has A Swagga Like Willow And Jaden

Is it just me or are Willow and Jaden Smith so much cooler than their parents, Will and Jada? [Hollywood, 4/5/10] Keep reading »

Avril And Brody? We Suggest Other Dudes For Her To Date

Isn’t it strange when real life intersects with reality TV? Apparently, the recently divorced Avril Lavigne has a new beau. And it’s none other than Lauren Conrad’s ex, Brody Jenner. According to the NY Post the two were seen all over Los Angeles last weekend. “They were all over each other. They were laughing and joking and seemed pretty intimate,” a source snitched. Oh, and the two apparently had dinner with Brody’s mom on Sunday. All we can say is ick, ick ick. [NY Post]

We think Avril has spent far too little time as a single lady to start thinking about getting serious with the Brodster. So here are some other ideas for people we’d like to see her date. Just stay away from John Mayer, Avril. Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus Buys Tranquility Palace At Age 17

Miley Cyrus has announced that she’s purchased her own bachelorette pad at the ripe old age of 17. She plans to move in once her mom is finished with the “really Zen” decor. What’s so Zen about Miley, who was caught on camera mocking Asians, you might ask? Well, when you have couches and pillows on the floor, then you’ve got your own love-therapy safe place, where the door is open to whoever wants to enter. Seriously, these are the ramblings of a 17-year-old. I wonder whether she’s mature enough to live on her own. Miley has had some pretty embarrassing and controversial moments while under her parents watch. Can you imagine what she’ll get into if they aren’t around?
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Does Sex Rehab Work?

With the recent onslaught of celeb infidelity, we’ve seen the term “sex rehab” slinking into headlines with alarming frequency. David Duchovny kicked off the trend last year — the “X Files” star spent two months in treatment for his self-proclaimed sex addiction. Duchovny and wife Tea Leoni separated briefly but appear to be going strong months after their reconciliation.

Of course, the two gentlemen keeping sex rehab in the news right now are Tiger Woods and Jesse James; only time will tell if their efforts have paid off in the public eye (or in their blemished relationships). Because both men moved so quickly from scandal to treatment facility, we have to wonder — is checking into rehab simply a gesture of remorse, or does the program really work? Read more Keep reading »

Quotable: Don’t Ask Heidi Montag For A Hug

“I’m very weird about hugging people now—I’m very fragile. … I had my back scooped. I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit. … I have the footage of my ten procedures. I’ve watched a little bit.”

Heidi Montag dishes to Ryan Seacrest about her zillion plastic surgery procedures. Uh, why’d she do this again? Also, back scooping? I am gonna barf. [PopEater] Keep reading »

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