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Hugh Hefner: The New Poster Boy For Monogamy?

I never thought the day would come when Hugh Hefner would become the face of fidelity and sexual morality; but, alas, pigs have flown. At 84 years old, Hef has finally decided to settle down with one woman. Yes, folks, he’s given up his harem of bimbettes for girlfriend Crystal Harris. Sure, she’s bleached-blond and 23, but who am I to judge? He’s calling her “the real deal” and his “true love.” And now that Hef is a man in love, he has a word or two for all these youngin’ sex addicts in the news. His sage advice to master-sexters Tiger and Jesse? “When you get married, you make a commitment. I had a lot of girlfriends, but it’s not the same as cheating. I don’t cheat,” he said. “I am very open about what I do. I think that when you are in a relationship, you should be honest. The real immorality of infidelity is the lying.” Keep reading »

Quotable: Jake Gyllenhaal Opens Up About Heath Ledger’s Death

“I don’t really like talking about it. That period of time was … it was difficult. He was very sensitive. He didn’t always have a sense of performance in his everyday life. He knew who he was. I think actors very often, they know how to present something, and that’s part of their job. I think he was just really sensitive.”

Jake Gyllenhaal on his “Brokeback Mountain” co-star, Heath Ledger, who passed away in 2008. [GQ via Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Michelle McGee Actually Says Something Intelligent: “Stop Taking It Out On The Mistresses”

Face-tattooed, neo-Nazi Michelle “Bombshell” McGee has actually said something not completely insane/inane. Stop the presses! PopEater tells us in an interview with the gossip show “Inside Edition,” McGee implored America:

“I want to say the rest of the country, ‘Stop taking it out on the mistresses and start taking it out on the men who are cheating on their wives.’ Why are these men getting off scot-free when the mistresses are considered whore and we’re stepped on and we’re booed and we’re called nasty names?”

Damn straight, girl. That’s called the sexual double standard and it sucks. Keep reading »

Kirstie Alley’s 17-Year-Old Son Is Engaged … And She’s Happy About It?

While there’s certainly no “right” age to get married, I am going to go out on a limb and say that there is one wrong one—when you are 17. True Stevenson, Kirstie Alley‘s son, is not out of high school yet and he is engaged to his girlfriend. Even stranger, Kirstie is excited about this. “I feel good because they’re really in love,” she told Ellen DeGeneres yesterday. “True’s very … he’s got a level head. He’s a good guy. He’s very monogamous, and he’s very sweet with her.”

Yes, True seems pretty awesome on A&E’s “Kirstie Alley’s Big Life.” He regularly sports an AC/DC shirt and busts out great lines like, “They don’t rag on Rosie O’Donnell like they do on you and she’s way more of a b***h.” But he is hardly ready to walk down the aisle. Keep reading »

Sarah Palin’s Contract Demands Aren’t Ridiculous At All

By now you’ve probably heard about the Cal State Stanislaus students who found pages of contract demands Sarah Palin‘s handlers sent to the school. I’ll leave the debate over whether the school can afford her $75,000 price to others. What I really want to talk about are Palin’s so-called ridiculous demands, which are actually reasonable in my opinion. Palin demands the venue provide her with first- or business-class travel, but she really wouldn’t mind a private jet that’s a Lear 60 or better. OK, people, Palin traveling in coach would just be ludicrous. As far as the private plane goes, Palin has an entourage and it would probably be cheaper not to fly commercial, especially now that some airlines are charging extra for luggage — and you know Palin has tasted the fabulous-wardrobe good life. Folks are also making a big to-do about her request for bendable straws along with two bottles of water at the lectern. Alright, any pit bull in lipstick knows the trick to keep said lipstick looking fresh — drinking through a straw. And anyone who has tried to fish a normal straw out of a water bottle with a too-short index finger has realized that a bendable straw is more practical because it can rest on the neck of the bottle. Wow, I never thought the day would come that I would defend Palin, but I’m sure this won’t be a common occurrence. Keep reading »

Quotable: Rebecca Traister Stands Up For Tina Fey

“Feminist comedy cannot always take as its targets the Jesse Jameses and the Richard Nixons of the world. Women also have to be able to mock — sometimes harshly, sometimes sexually, sometimes intellectually — the Sarah Palins and the Bombshell McGees, to laugh at our single selves, at our high-achieving selves, at our professional selves and our maternal and sexual and idealistic selves, or we will quickly re-earn a reputation for humorlessness. We can’t expect to escape all the mean jokes, or the mean girls. And we can’t lay the blame for the often ruthless nature of equal-opportunity mockery at the feet of a woman who never promised to do anything but entertain us.”

– Broadsheet’s Rebecca Traister responds to all that “Tina Fey is a bad feminist” nonsense in a blog post that is so dead-on, I almost started cheering. [Salon] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Charlie Sheen Has Been Caught Cheating

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Kim Kardashian’s “Revenge Body”

Stop the presses, you guys!! In the wake of her umpteenth breakup with off-again boyfriend Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian has lost five whole pounds! Life&Style is calling this her “revenge body” and she’s told our friends, gossip site PopEater, about her monumental weight loss, saying: “I used to be so shy and insecure walking around in a bikini doing shoots and things. It’s amazing how much better I feel and I was really proud of myself for just sticking to my diet.” Uh, what? First off, when was Kim Kardashian ever shy about showing off her body?! Second of all, five pounds! That’s breakup weight loss! That’s “I skipped lunch today” weight loss. Hell, that’s a-powerful-laxative-at-work weight loss. It’s certainly not revenge weight loss. Mind boggled. [via PopEater] Keep reading »

Quickies: Heidi Montag Accuses “Hills” Creator Of Sexual Assault & Working At Abercrombie Sucks

  • Just when you thought Heidi Montag had reached the pinnacle of her attention-scheming, she accuses Adam Divello, creator of “The Hills,” of touching her inappropriately. (Ignore my snarky tone if this turns out to be true.) [ONTD]
  • Zoe Saldana has some demands if she returns for “Avatar 2.” [Starpulse]
  • Mario Lopez is today’s jerk. He reportedly convinced his girlfriend to not only lose weight, but also to get her boobs done. [F-Listed]

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Conan O’Brien Is Such A Doll!

Are you with Coco? Late night’s favorite spurned redhead gets the Etsy treatment — with a detachable beard to show whether he’s on air or off, natch. [Etsy] Keep reading »

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