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Quotable: Michelle McGee Delivers Least Heartfelt Apology Ever

“I’m sorry for your embarrassment. I’m sorry all this is public. I’m sorry for everything. She must be hurt, devastated, upset, embarrassed. I want to give her a heartfelt apology. I’m sorry for her embarrassment and pain. I do feel really bad about it. I feel like I was duped just as much as Sandra was. I feel like I was lied to just as much as she was. If Jesse [James] was upfront with me in the beginning, we wouldn’t be in this situation.”

–Michelle “Bombshell” McGee tells Sandra Bullock she’s “sorry” via some completely random Australian news station. Apology accepted — oh wait, no it’s not. [E! Online] Keep reading »

Avril And Brody Get Matching Tattoos

People, I have some bad news. It looks like our attempts to save Avril Lavigne from the clutches of Brody Jenner have come too late. Over the weekend, the couple got matching tattoos. Their design of choice? A lightning bolt—behind the ear for him, on the forearm for her. “They showed up to the opening of Mario Barth King Ink and requested the same tats,” says a friend. “They were really excited about it. They held hands openly and were kissing in a corner. Brody didn’t leave Avril’s side all night. He’s really head over heels for her.” The paps also caught the couple in their first on-camera kiss. Why’d you have to go and make things so complicated, Avril? [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Good News For Those With Coco

Conan O’Brien (backed up by a report on CNN) announced on his Twitter that he would be returning to TV in a new show for TBS. Keep reading »

Quotable: There’s No Comparison Between Marilyn Manson And Lady Gaga Or Michelle McGee

“I’m starting to feel that people are saying I’m Lady Gaga and also that Jesse James woman … I’m starting to feel insulted, ’cause I don’t want to look like either one of them.”

Marilyn Manson was quick to point out that he respects Gaga as a musician, though. He didn’t mention any respect for Michelle McGee, however. I wonder why. [E! Online]
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Jessica Simpson’s Posh Spice Meets Carol Brady Makeover

Don’t worry — Were you actually worried? I hope not. — Jessica Simpson did not, in fact, chop off her famous blond tresses. She is just rocking a few styles from hairstylist Ken Paves’ wig line. I must admit, I rather like the second look. Do you? [Twitter] Keep reading »

Quotable: Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To See Her Naked

“I was so bad with the food and alcohol in Nashville. If you saw me naked compared to what I looked like when I did ‘Iron Man 2,’ when I was exercising every day—I’ll get it back together, but I’ve never eaten so much fried food and white flour in my life, ever. … [Chris] was so helpful, so sweet and encouraging. I mean, it’s embarrassing to be playing in front of your husband, especially when he’s in one of the world’s most successful bands.”

Gwyneth Paltrow tells Harper’s Bazaar about her experience filming “Love Don’t Let Me Down,” in which she plays an alcoholic country star hitting rock bottom. We’re guessing “never eaten so much” means she ate a single piece of fried chicken and a biscuit. But will she get the Oscar for singing on screen? [Bazaar via People] Keep reading »

Heidi Montag Unveils Back-Scooped Body, Scares Small Children

“I’ve been working out really hard and I’ve been through a lot so I’m very ready for this moment,” said Heidi Montag, before shimmying off her cover-up at the opening of Liquid pool over the weekend. Looking like a fem-bot is a full-time job, folks. [People] Keep reading »

Quotable: Lady Gaga, Abstinence Crusader?

“Something I do want to celebrate with my fans is that it’s OK to be whomever it is that you want to be. You don’t have to have sex to feel good about yourself, and if you’re not ready, don’t do it. … I remember the cool girls when I was growing up. Everyone started to have sex. But it’s not really cool any more to have sex all the time. It’s cooler to be strong and independent.”

— Lady Gaga says “just say no!” to sex — if you want [Daily Mail] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Jim Carrey Lays Blame On Elin Nordegren

  • Jim Carrey tweeted that Elin Nordegren “had 2 b a willing participant” in Tiger Woods’ rampant infidelity. Oh, realllllly? [Popwatch]
  • Jane Lynch of “Glee” has confirmed that she’s engaged to her longtime girlfriend. [Us Weekly]
  • Jude Law and Sienna Miller are engaged again, and she’s rocking the ring he gave her back in 2004. [The Daily Mail]

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The Situation’s Got A 6-Foot-Long …. Sandwich

Just your typical Jersey Shore catering service! [Interview]
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