Focus! That’s the slogan Gatorade wanted their “Gatorade Tiger Focus” beverage to be known for—not “unfaithful.” But despite the fact that Gatorade dropped its Tiger Woods drink in early December, some merry pranksters in Denver replaced the labels on Gatorade bottles with ones reading “UNFAITHFUL” where the company’s usual “FOCUS” message should be.
“[While filming in freezing cold water] the only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I’m like, ‘Nah, I’m good.’ And then I thought, ‘Why not?’ Thing is, he’d forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit! And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my d**k … I’ve been to the hospital, gotten stitches, had broken fingers and toes. But this was a suffocating kind of pain!”
A bearded George Clooney brought girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis, to the New York Film Critics Circle Awards last night in NYC where he won the Best Actor award for his role in “Up in the Air.” The beard’s working for Clooney! Keep reading »
Miley Cyrus looks like she was attacked by a bear or a cougar or a group of rabid fans. Seriously, WTF? And how much you wanna bet this garment cost an entire paycheck? [Los Angeles, 1/11/10] Keep reading »
- Larry King has canceled Tila Tequila‘s appearance on a tribute show to Casey Johnson. [OK!]
- Jennifer Aniston won’t face-off with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Golden Globes because the couple isn’t attending. [Us Weekly]
- Country singer John Rich is the father to a baby boy born last Sunday. [People]
In unrelated news: the arch of Blake’s left eyebrow looks super-obviously Photoshopped, right? [Esquire.com]
UPDATE: Eek, how embarrassing! Commenters have correctly pointed out that the Sharks and the Jets are from “West Side Story,” not “Grease.” And I’ve seen both of those movies a million times. For shame! Keep reading »
On Jan. 23, Pamela Anderson will be making a very special appearance to sign bottles of her new fragrances, Malibu Blue and Malibu Pink. Guess where? No, not a mall. At two Philadelphia Rite-Aid stores! “I am a drugstore whore, I worship drugstores,” said Pamela, explaining the move. “You have to pull me out of them.” [NY Post]
Poor Pammy. She lives in a double-wide and now she’s forced to fly across the country to sign bottles of her perfume at a Rite-Aid? Don’t worry, though. She’s in great company with some other celebrities who’ve landed in less than classy joints to promote their products. Keep reading »
Cover your eyes! Hide the children! Gawker reports that Pauly D and his Prince Albert piercing are meeting with Playgirl this week to discuss a possible photo spread. Allegedly, both sides are interested in bringing pics of his JWoww-approved junk to the masses; the porn mag and the “Jersey Shore” star just need to settle how much pics of Seaside Heights’ most famous penis piercing are worth.
“If you look at Precious and all you see is someone who is overweight and dark-skinned, you’re missing the point. Just like if you look at me and all you see is someone who is overweight and dark-skinned. You’ve missed the point. You’ve missed me.”