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Mariah Carey Blames 9/11 For The Failure Of “Glitter”

Mariah Carey has a new movie out, “Precious,” and what better an occasion for her to speak out (again) about her failed semi-autobiographical movie “Glitter”‘? This time she’s blaming (drum roll, please) September 11th! “That movie was released on September 11th, 2001—could there be a worse day for that movie to come out?” she says. This isn’t the first time Mariah blamed terrorists for ruining her party. A couple of years ago she said, “The talk shows needed something to distract from 9/11. I became a punching bag. I was so successful that they tore me down because my album was at number two instead of number one. The media was laughing at me and attacked me…’Glitter’ was ahead of its time.”

Sooo ahead of its time. Notice how Carey didn’t offer any love to the survivors and families who lost loved ones. How insensitive can you be? Um, it’s been eight years, no one saw your movie, get over it. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: What Did Paris Hilton Do To Piss Off Mr. Pointy Finger?

1) She pointed to his bald spot and said, “That is so not hot.”
2) Her makeout session with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt obscured his view of the stage during “Rock of Ages”.
3) Her Sidekick kept blowing up with texts during the big musical numbers.
4) None of the above, because we have no effing clue.
[NYC, 6/1/09]
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What Does Kate Moss Really Smell Like?

Mere months after launching her eponymous fragrance, Kate Moss is planning another scent for release in September. So rejoice, Kate Moss wannabes the world over, you can stop smelling like Kate did months ago and adopt her current fruity, floral scent! But those of you who really want to be Just Like Kate should consider a few other scent options… Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Kim Kardashian’s Jacket Is Not Tacky In The Slightest

Also, it’s Opposites Day. [Los Angeles, 6/1/09]
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Quick Video: Scary Spice Has Scary Abs

Mel Brown flexed her muscles at Tao Beach in Las Vegas last weekend. We don’t know which is worse — her scary, overly-toned abs, or the weird bronzer she oiled on. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Ryan Reynolds Checks To See Whether Scarlett Is Looking

Would wife Scarlett Johansson care that Sandra Bullock is holding her husband so tightly? We don’t think she has anything to worry about. [LA, 6/1/09] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Lady Gaga Wants To Do The Jonas Brothers

  • Lady Gaga told the Daily Star she’d like to have a foursome with the Jonas Brothers. [Dlisted] — She’d probably scare them away from sex forever if she were their first.
  • The brother of Jon Gosselin’s alleged mistress is selling the bed she and Jon got busy on. [Perez Hilton] — The Hummel family is so classy! First, Deanna hooks up with a married man with eight children. Then, her brother sells the story and anything else of hers he can get his hands on. Too bad he didn’t fish through the trash to get the used condom.
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    Quick Pic: Kate Gosselin Knows There Are Plenty Of Fish In The Sea

    Kate sure is feeling frisky on her vacation without her husband. Although, any reality show star is used to slime buckets, so we’re glad Kate had her hand sanitizer ready. [Bald Head Island, North Carolina, 5/31/09] Keep reading »

    Quick Pic: Miranda Kerr Gets Naked For Rolling Stone

    The Aussie model, who’s dating Orlando Bloom, goes buck naked for the Green Issue of Rolling Stone. Keep reading »

    Quick Pic: Only Chloe Sevigny Could Pull Off This Look

    Chloe Sevigny was one of several celebs to hit up the Veuve Clicquot Manhattan Polo Classic today. It looks like she found this hat in a trunk in her grandmother’s attic, but it really goes with her retro suit with scalloped edges. And her exposed legs keep the look from being too staid. [NYC, 5/31/09] Keep reading »