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Quotable: Russell Brand On Threesomes, Farting And The Nut Brush

“I would urge people, men especially, unless they’re bisexual, to avoid the two-male threesome. You’re essentially getting less there than you would have got anyway. Half the involvement in sex and at least doubled the risk of someone farting in the room. And the constant threat of what I know as nut brush. … Nut brush is the phenomena where if you take a threesome to its natural conclusion you may very well find your testicles being impeached by another man’s testicles. That’s not my idea of a party.

Russell Brand spells out for us what a threesome with Katy Perry would look like [Rolling Stone] Keep reading »

Quick Pick: Jujubee For The Win!

Do not even try calling me tonight from 9 to 11 p.m. because I will be glued to the final episode and reunion of “RuPaul’s Drag Race.” Who will win: alpha dog/dark vixen Raven, the other Tyra, or sweet-as-sugar Jujubee? It’s really a win-win situation, isn’t it? Although I originally predicted, before the season started, that Tyra had it in the bag, after watching every episode, I’m keeping my fingers crossed that the fierce realness that is Juju will be named queen of queens. Can I get an amen? Keep reading »

What’s Next For Levi Johnston?

He’s posed for Playgirl. He’s hawked pistachio nuts. He dictated an article to Vanity Fair. He ripped up the red carpet with Kathy Griffin. What’s next for the nation’s sexiest teen-dad-out-of-wedlock? Levi Johnston sat down with New York magazine over a plate of fried calamari at a pub in Anchorage and explained he’s pitching a reality show “kind of like the Kardashian show.” If the thought alone sounds horrifying, wait until you get a load of the details… Keep reading »

Quotable: Hollywood’s Plastic Surgery Backlash

“I think everyone either looks like a drag queen or a stripper.”

— FOX casting agent Marcia Shulman, on celebs who get Botox or plastic surgery [New York Times] Keep reading »

Betty White’s Badass “SNL” Promo

On May 8, Betty White is gonna kill it on “Saturday Night Live.” How do I know? Well, just check out this commercial for her guest spot. Radonkulous! Now, it’s clearly time to start a Facebook group to get Rue McClanahan, aka “Blanche Devereaux,” a hosting slot too. Stay Golden! Keep reading »

Kathy Griffin Channels Bettie Page

D-List cougar Kathy Griffin is an attention whore, but looking like Bettie Page is gonna get her the right kind of attention. Photographer Mike Ruiz clearly has vision, or as he puts it, “I like identifying something in people that they may not even be aware of themselves and bring it to the surface. With Kathy, I felt like there was an inner vixen brewing.” Who knew? Va-va-voom! Keep on clicking for sexy photos, including a spank, from the shoot. [EthanSays.com] Keep reading »

Quickies: Bret Michaels Had A Brain Hemorrhage & Lindsay Lohan Was Accused Of Theft, Again

  • Poison frontman and “Rock of Love” stud Bret Michaels had a brain hemorrhage this afternoon. He has been rushed to the hospital and is in critical condition. [People]
  • Sheila Callaghan, the writer for “United States of Tara,” will also write the feminist nightmare that is the “I Dream of Jeanie” remake. [After Ellen]
  • Singer Annie Lennox appeared on “American Idol” earlier this week wearing a tee shirt that read “HIV Positive.” Lennox has since clarified that she herself is not HIV+ but wants to de-stigmatize the disease. [Guanabee]

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Kate Moss Has “Trouble” Written All Over Her Face

Kate Moss walked out of a London pub earlier with a devious smile on her face. What kind of mischief did she cause today? [4/23/10] Keep reading »

What’s Jeremy Sisto Doing On “The Hills”?

One of the things that must suck about living in L.A. is not knowing when and where “The Hills” is filming. Take for instance “Law & Order” star Jeremy Sisto, who was probably having a pleasant lunch when Kristin Cavallari walked up with her production crew. That can really spoil a real actor’s appetite! [L.A., 4/22/10] Keep reading »

A Detailed Timeline Of Yesterday’s Michael And Lindsay Lohan Drama

Yesterday, a new round of Lohan-related havoc broke loose when the tabloids’ go-to guy, Michael Lohan, escorted officers of the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department to Lindsay‘s home. Michael claims that he called the authorities because he was concerned about the safety of Lindsay’s little sister, Ali, who has been living with her sister. As with some of the other occurrences of Lohan family drama, things quickly escalated into rapid fire exchanges of tweets, lies and accusations, leaving most of us confused about what really happened. After a tireless night of TMZ scouring and scientific equations, we think we have created a pretty accurate timeline of Lindsay waking up to police at her door. Read on if you dare care. Keep reading »

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