Party time’s over, Lindz! Days after Lindsay Lohan missed her court appearance while she
partied in Cannes replaced her lost passport, today she faced a Los Angeles Superior Court judge for a sentencing smackdown: a drinking ban, an alcohol bracelet and random weekly drug testing. Lohan also must attend all of her alcohol counseling sessions unless they interfere with a random drug test. All this and she’s not only out $100,000 for the bond posted for her arrest after missing last Thursday’s court appearance, but her creep-o father, Michael Lohan, attended today’s hearing (although he was mercifully not allowed to speak). Bummer, dude. At least her attorney says “they think they know” who “stole” her passport. So there’s some good news.
Lohan also took some out of her busy schedule to talk with Hollywood.tv about those her passport woes, partying rumors, her felonious father and those alleged coke photos. Her explanation: “I was just taking a picture with a fan!” Still, I feel kinda bad for Lindsay. Girlfriend looks hella stressed. [CNN] Keep reading »
Are you looking, Britney and Paris? Zoe Saldana shows party girls how to exit a car swarmed by the paparazzi and still preserve the dignity of their beautiful lady-flower. Her big secret? Pants! Keep reading »
A taut-stomached, bikini-clad Kim Kardashian will “never be one of those skinny girls” — wha-wha-what? I know she’s got typically un-Hollywood-esque curves and all, but damn, if that’s still not a skinny figure, what is? [Shape] Keep reading »
“It was a nervous breakthrough. I learned don’t do it. Don’t be around people who don’t like you. I will never engage them like that ever again. I learned my lesson, as should everyone. It was four people against one. I go on this trip, I’m trying to be open. I have no expectations. I’m trying to be nice to these women who clearly don’t like me. But the minute I got on the trip, they went after me. It was constant. It’s an awkward position. Normally you’d be like, ‘I’m not dealing with this… I’m leaving. But this is not a situation where you can leave. You have to stay and you have to police them otherwise then you’re not a part of what’s going on and then they go off. This is me being a Housewife on a television show. This is not me in my real life.”
— Kelly Bensimon talks with with People about her crazy behavior on last week’s episode of “The Real Housewives of New York City,” during which she and her costars vacationed on a yacht. Yeah … Kelly Bensimon: still crazy in my book, if for no other reason than agreeing to appear on a show that turns her life so topsy turvy and makes her such a nervous wreck. But let’s face it: that’s the least of her craziness. [People] Keep reading »
Breaking news: Lady Gaga does not — repeat, DOES NOT — have a penis. After a night out at a Berlin sex party (where else?), U.K. journalist Caitlin Moran snuck a peek while Gaga peed through her fishnets (?!?!) at 3 a.m. in a VIP toilet and solved the mystery that even Oprah couldn’t put to death:
For the first year of her career, massive internet rumours claimed that Gaga was, in fact, a man — a rumour so strong that Oprah had to question her about it, when Gaga appeared on her show. Perhaps uniquely among all the journalists in the world, I can now factually confirm that Lady Gaga does not have a penis.
There you have it. And still Megan Fox is the one who gets dumped on for saying ever-more ridiculous statements about herself to get attention. [Times Of London UK] Keep reading »
Only five months after the death of actress Brittany Murphy, her husband, British screenwriter Simon Monjack, 39, was found dead yesterday. The preliminary cause of death was natural causes, with some suggesting that a heart condition might be to blame. Monjack was found by Murphy’s mother Sharon, who also was the first to find her daughter’s lifeless body in December. Murphy’s death was eventually ruled to have been caused by pneumonia, an iron deficiency and multiple drug intoxication, with some suggesting her passing could have been prevented. Murphy suffered from anemia and, at the time of her death, the LA County coroner said that she should have been getting medical treatment. Early on, suspicion surrounded Monjack — at least among some of Murphy’s friends and in the blogosphere, though he was never considered a suspect by the police — but he maintained that he took good care of Murphy and loved her very much. Whatever you make of their love story, it certainly has ended quite tragically for both of them. [People] Keep reading »
I once tried to set up two of my good friends. It really couldn’t have gone worse. The chick wasn’t interested and my guy friend drank way too much and ended up picking a fight with her. The night ended in tears, and I vowed never to play matchmaker again. But some celebrities seem to have a gift. Take Oliver Stone, who set up Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf. The costars met on the set of “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” and Stone took total credit saying, “It was all thanks to me.” He is happy about the romance because it made the couple’s love scenes more realistic.
Since we made our slideshow of celebs who’ve played cupid, a few more famous folks have shown off their matchmaking prowess. After the jump, check out some other celebs who’ve kick-started celebrity romances. Keep reading »