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Quotable: Lady Gaga Loves That People Think She Has A Penis

“I love the rumor that I have a penis. I’m fascinated by it. In fact, it makes me love my fans even more that this rumor is in the world because 17,000 of them come to an arena every night and they don’t care if I’m a man, a woman, a hermaphrodite, gay, straight, transgendered, or transsexual. They don’t care! They are there for the music and the freedom.”

Lady Gaga weighs in on the rumor that she has a penis to a French TV station [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Are Katy Perry & Russell Brand The New Brangelina?

  • Katy Perry says she and Russell Brand are the new Brangelina, but I think they should be called Rusty or Kassell. Thoughts? [E! Online]
  • Evan Lysacek is looking for a girlfriend to hang out with. Any takers? [Dlisted]
  • Veronica Lario will get $371,000 a month in alimony from Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. Well, that’s what happens when you indulge your tastes for 18-year-olds while married. [NY Post]

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Quickies: Joe Jonas’ Dad Broke Up With Demi Lovato For Him & “True Blood” On The Big Screen

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Chris Klein Spoofs His Own Terrible Audition


You know what would be a kind of ironic and unexpected result of that leaked Chris Klein audition tape that we posted a week ago? That it would eventually result in him getting more work. The blogosphere pissed itself with laughter at Klein’s terribly douchey audition tape for “Mamma Mia!” but the essentially out-of-work actor has responded in the best way possible — spoofing himself in a Funny or Die video. And to be honest, the dude is actually very funny. [Funny Or Die] Keep reading »

Pint-Sized Paparazzi: Kids Reenact TMZ

What happens when little kids run gossip blog/tv show TMZ? Grover is not happy to be trailed by pint-sized paparazzi and teaches kids colorful new (bleeped-out) phrases like “f**k you!” and “I don’t give a s**t!” [Babelgum] Keep reading »

Quotable: Will.i.am Is A Boob Man

“I’m not a gold digger, I’m a boob digger. I like boobs.”

Will.i.am from The Black Eyed Peas, who unfortunately did not call himself a “butt digger,” because that would have been awesome. [The Sun UK] Keep reading »

Jesse James Says He “Wanted To Get Caught” In His Revelatory “Nightline” Interview


Jesse James‘ highly anticipated “Nightline” interview airs tomorrow night on ABC, but this morning on “Good Morning America” they showed this new teaser clip, in which James says he understands what motivated his multiple affairs. Sandra Bullock‘s soon-to-be-ex-husband says he was trying to “self-sabotage” his picture-perfect life, though he doesn’t give any indication what sob story brought that on. He also says that while he was cheating on the Oscar winner with such awesome folks as Michelle McGee and Skittles Valentine, he knew it was wrong. “During the midst of all it, when I was doing it, one, I knew it was horrible, it made me feel horrible and two I knew I would get caught eventually and I think I wanted to get caught.” Wanted to get caught, huh? I don’t know that I buy that. Will you be watching James’ full interview tomorrow night? Keep reading »

Quotable: Tammy Lynn Michaels Suggests Melissa Etheridge Breakup Wasn’t Amicable

“disappearances into the
hourglass-shaped wood with strings
never to finish a fight
never interested in clarifying,
making sense, making it right
even finishing the fight
more interested in making something rhyme
time after time after time
and later angsting that you and me, WE
it didn’t work out
you evolved
you needed to be happy-
but really… you withdrew your hands
from family and intimacy
to pluck those strings more
Story continues below”

– Tammy Lynn Michaels penned a poem about her split from Melissa Etheridge, who claimed to Oprah that the breakup was mutual. In this little taste of Tammy Lynn’s poem, it’s pretty clear that the end wasn’t amicable. This rant sort of reminds me of Tammy Lynn’s bitchy character, Nicole Julian, on “Popular,” the gone-too-soon comedy of the late ’90s. [Dlisted] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan’s Sentencing: Drinking Ban, Alcohol Bracelet, Random Drug Testing

Party time’s over, Lindz! Days after Lindsay Lohan missed her court appearance while she partied in Cannes replaced her lost passport, today she faced a Los Angeles Superior Court judge for a sentencing smackdown: a drinking ban, an alcohol bracelet and random weekly drug testing. Lohan also must attend all of her alcohol counseling sessions unless they interfere with a random drug test. All this and she’s not only out $100,000 for the bond posted for her arrest after missing last Thursday’s court appearance, but her creep-o father, Michael Lohan, attended today’s hearing (although he was mercifully not allowed to speak). Bummer, dude. At least her attorney says “they think they know” who “stole” her passport. So there’s some good news.

Lohan also took some out of her busy schedule to talk with Hollywood.tv about those her passport woes, partying rumors, her felonious father and those alleged coke photos. Her explanation: “I was just taking a picture with a fan!” Still, I feel kinda bad for Lindsay. Girlfriend looks hella stressed. [CNN] Keep reading »

Zoe Saldana: The Crotch Shot That Wasn’t

Are you looking, Britney and Paris? Zoe Saldana shows party girls how to exit a car swarmed by the paparazzi and still preserve the dignity of their beautiful lady-flower. Her big secret? Pants! Keep reading »

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