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“I would smack [Lindsay Lohan] in the mouth if I saw her … I would say, ‘You deserve this and nothing else – whack!’ And then if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and spank her. The same thing with Paris Hilton — those children are begging for help. What they’re doing… READ MORE »


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If you’re tired of sexed-up photos of Beyonce, Britney, and Miley, Paper magazine has the cure. They turned Michelle Trachtenberg, Veronica Webb, Charlotte Ronson, Gretchen Mol, Samantha Mathis and a slew of other actresses and models into dudes. Here, Trachtenberg dons a ‘stache, a tie, and a gut. (We think she looks a bit like… READ MORE »


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Caroline Giuliani, the 20-year-old daughter of ex-presidential candidate and NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani, has been given one day of community service for shoplifting over $100 in cosmetics. She’ll be mopping floors and cleaning toilets for the Sanitation Department. Is this justice served? [New York Post]
A dentist says Christina Hendricks needs a smile makeover. [Starpulse]
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“I’m a relationship girl. I would rather be long-distance with him than not have a relationship at all.”“Glee”‘s Lea Michele on having a long-distance relationship with boyfriend Theo Stockman in the new issue of Glamour. She’s in L.A.; he lives in New York City, where he appears on Broadway in “American Idiot.” [via JustREAD MORE »


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Who needs paparazzi aiming their massive zoom lenses at celebrity beach goers when there are celebs like Demi Moore who will tweet photos of themselves in bikinis for free? We get it, Demi. You’re 40-something years old, you’ve had three kids, and your body is effing sick. No one likes a bragger! [via Demi Moore’sREAD MORE »


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Rachel Uchitel has had a rocky road on “Celebrity Rehab.” She agreed to do the show to deal with her Ambien addiction and “emotional issues,” which most people assumed to mean her tendency to get involved with married and famous men—she was linked not only to Tiger Woods but also David Boreanaz. But in late… READ MORE »


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Sydney Dalton was a Justin Bieber fan, but, like many teenagers, her tastes evolved and one day she and a few of her friends declared they were “over” the pop star in a YouTube video. In a truly, uh, punk rock move, they filmed themselves tearing down their Bieber posters. Anarchy! Of course, also… READ MORE »


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This is a week full of questions for me as I skim through the tabloids. Apart from the usual riddles—like “Why I am still reading news about Kate Gosselin?”—a new bunch of puzzles have emerged. After the jump, we’ve weeded out the unnecessary, superficial and mundane stories from this week’s fleet of tabloids and distilled… READ MORE »


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OK, so technically these are “busts” not action figures since they don’t have legs and aren’t really meant to be played with. In other words, you can’t make Bill, Sookie, and Eric have a threesome by rubbing their figurines together the way I might have done with Barbie, Ken, and Midge, but I digress. Bill… READ MORE »


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“It’s definitely not something I’m looking for. But the divorce doesn’t put me off. I’ll just see what happens. I think a lot of times people are terrified of love and stop themselves from experiencing it. I don’t ever want to get that jaded. I do believe in love. I believe that when you really… READ MORE »


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Penio Daskalov, a 24-year-old aspiring pop star and cast member of Bulgarian “Big Brother,” is having a sex change and full cosmetic surgery to look like Lady Gaga. He’s hoping that his transformation will be the beginning of a music career as big as Gaga’s. “I’ve already contacted her management and told them… READ MORE »


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I would like to coin the term PDI—public display of indifference. That’s what Natalie Portman and dancer boyfriend Benjamin Millepied, in the white shirt, were doing at the photo call for “Black Swan.” Instead of being photographed as a couple, director Darren Aronofsky stood in between them and slipped his hand around NatPort’s waist. Side… READ MORE »