“I have a curvy body. I have boobs. I’m a size 4. In modeling, that’s often too big.”
– Brooklyn Decker shares this depressing tidbit about the modeling industry in the new issue of Women’s Health. She also tells the mag that she gave up trying to maintain her weight through juice fasts and instead focuses on “eating right” and working out. Novel concept. [Just Jared] Keep reading »
Sometimes, the world just makes perfect sense. Nordstrom is having a sale, Ali picked Roberto on “The Bachelorette,” and some actors are meant to play animated Disney characters. PasteMagazine.com hit these doppelgangers on the head. Angelina Jolie is Vanessa from “The Little Mermaid,” the human temptress that was in actuality evil Ursula; Seth Rogen‘s goofiness makes him the perfect Baloo the Bear from “The Jungle Book”; and RuPaul and the Sea Witch clearly share a hair stylist. We know that some celebrities look like animals, but these fictional character resemblances are just uncanny. How did we never see this before? Check out all the comparisons at Paste Magazine. Keep reading »
Here are the first promotional pics for Lindsay Lohan‘s upcoming movie “Inferno,” where she plays ’70s “Deep Throat” porn star Linda Lovelace. For a role that Lilo is promising to go full frontal for, that is a pretty conservative bra and panty set. It also looks like Lindsay has pulled a Kristen Stewart in “The Runaways” by donning some unfortunate retro hair to capture the character. Check out another skivvies-only shot of your new favorite ex jailbird after the jump. Keep reading »
Paris Hilton. John Edwards. Rielle Hunter. Tila Tequila. Chelsea Handler. Erin Andrews. Ashley Greene. Kid Rock. Scott Stapp. Kendra Wilkinson. Ke$ha. Snooki. JWoww. Cassie. Ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean. Ex-Miss USA Tara Connor. If you go searching on the internet, you can see any of these people naked, half-naked, covered in semen (allegedly!), or engaging in sex acts, or you can read about the sex acts they’ve performed in great detail. I’ve written about several of these “scandals” myself — oftentimes downright gleefully. Sometimes it’s just fun, as a writer, to get to say a celeb is covered in “masculine essence” or “ambrosia of man.” Other times there’s a delicious schadenfreude when some moralizing twit like Carrie Prejean falls off her high horse.
But I also know I’m guilty of taking it for granted that sex tapes and nude pics are so common that we just assume it’s our God-given right to see them.
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Katy Perry is officially the best birthday gift giver, possibly ever. For her fiance Russell Brand‘s 35th anniversary of existence, she has bought him a trip to space. He’ll be making the voyage on the Virgin Galactic. After three days of astronaut training, he’ll be aboard the shuttle that will travel 365,000 feet into the atmosphere traveling much, much faster than the speed of sound. Russell and the other passengers will experience five minutes of weightless during the flight, and will be able to see 800 miles in any direction into space or towards the earth below. Keep reading »
“Speaking in tongues is as normal to me as ‘Pass the salt.’ It’s a secret, direct prayer language to God. A lot of religions use meditation or chanting. My dad speaks in tongues and my mom interprets it. That’s their gift … I wasn’t ever able to say I was ‘lucky’ because my mother would rather us say that we were blessed, and she also didn’t like that ‘lucky’ sounded like ‘Lucifer.’ Deviled eggs were called ‘angeled’ eggs. I wasn’t allowed to eat Lucky Charms, but I think that was the sugar. I think my mom lied to me about that one.”
—Katy Perry opens up about her, err, interesting childhood with “freelance minister” parents in Rolling Stone. Wow. Just wow. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »
Enough with the Montana Fishburne sex tape, the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, the additional Amy Fisher sex tapes to come. Finally, super-hot, totally sexy, and completely steamy actress Eva Mendes has released a sex tape that I can’t wait to get my hands on. There’s night-vision effects, a three-way, and pretty much every position you can imagine. I don’t think there’s anything more empowering than seeing a woman make a buck off her own sex tape. This is feminism. Keep reading »
Look, it’s reality heartthrob Brody Jenner leaving Katsuya restaurant last night, and homeboy is rocking a mohawk. I guess this is what happens when you start dating Avril Lavigne. You go from Malibu to punk rock with one easy-to-manage haircut. [LA, 8/1/10] Keep reading »
If you haven’t had a chance to buy your own copy of “Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail,” here is a SFW video excerpt. Really, nothing begged for the porn movie spoof treatment more ardently than the dramatic tale of woe that sent Lindsay to the jail house. Here, she sasses her lawyer, cries to the judge, and gets bossed around by a sexy jailer. “They don’t call me firecrotch for nothing,” fake-Lindsay announces. We’ll have to take her word for it. [TMZ] Keep reading »
“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina … I’m lonely when I’m in relationships. It’s my condition as an artist. I’m drawn to bad romances. And my song is about whether I go after those or if they find me. I’m quite celibate now; I don’t really get time to meet anyone.”
—Lady Gaga explains why she’s gone celibate. I’ve heard of people worrying that a photograph steals their soul, but this seems kind of far-fetched. And do we really think that she’s not sexing Luc Carl? [Vanity Fair via NY Daily News]
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