“I was just giving [Snooki] advice. I just told her to remain the same sweet girl and not let anything affect her; be strong and don’t pay attention to bad press. People can say mean things about you, but you should know who you are and not pay attention to it.”
— Paris Hilton apparently isn’t paying attention to the fact that her star has dimmed. She should have told Snooki to enjoy her 15 minutes because it’s coming to an end. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
Last night, MTV threw a red carpet party for their new show, “The Hard Times of RJ Berger.” Guess they couldn’t call it a “premiere,” since, technically, it aired the night before, following the MTV Movie Awards. Anyway, I was desperate to chat up the cast since I drool over nerd-friendly shows, so I jumped a fence and knocked out a security guard to get in. OK, actually they invited me, but still. After the jump, I ask the stars of the show, as well as MTV royalty like Paris Hilton and Warren the Ape, if they were bullied in high school. Keep reading »
Watch your bestseller-list ass, Chelsea Handler. For years, Samantha Bee has been giving brain boners as Most Senior Correspondent on “The Daily Show” and now Canada’s finest import has published her first book, a collection of autobiographical essays titled I Know I Am, But What Are You?.
From saucy recaps of her Barbie dolls’ sex lives to the bittersweet tale of meeting husband, fellow “Daily Show” correspondent Jason Jones, while performing a Sailor Moon musical for children, Bee’s book will have you snorting milk out of your nose (or else something is seriously wrong with you). And because she is awesome, Bee poses on her own book cover in a bumblebee costume. But don’t worry, boys, in the author photo on the back cover she is nude.
Bee agreed to chat with The Frisky, so I called her up armed with list of questions. In part one of our interview, we talked about the expected — being a woman in comedy, her book, and “The Daily Show,” of course. What I did not expect was that she would start our interview by telling me about her vagina. Keep reading »
File this news item under Things You Really Don’t Want to See. “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Danielle Staub has a sex tape. TMZ reports someone (Danielle, perhaps?) sold a 75-minute adult video starring Staub engaged in the act of copulation to Hustler Inc. The tape isn’t even new; it’s practically fresh. It was purportedly shot last fall after Staub had already begun appearing on the Bravo show. Staub is 47, the tape will be released June 14, and I’ll probably watch the trailer for it when it hits the internets because I’m masochistic like that. [TMZ] Keep reading »
“There were parts about certain … well, ACTS that men supposedly don’t like performing on women that I have very strong feelings against. I would very much argue the opposite.”
– Justin Long on Neil LaBute’s play “Filthy Talk for Troubled Times,” in which he played a sleazy misogynist who hates giving cunnilingus. Justin, apparently, does not! This is good news, as Long walked past my apartment building this weekend and I said to myself, Amelia, he is a celebrity you might have a shot with. Good to know the crush would be worth my time … in the sack. But something tells me Drew Barrymore isn’t letting him go anytime soon. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »
Will some explain to me how Tila Tequila has fans anymore after her antics over the past year? Well, apparently people do still care. Over the weekend, Tila wrote on her website that one of her supposed multiple personalities had smashed everything in her room and sliced up her arm with glass. She posted images of a bloody arm, along with these words:
“People don’t believe I have multiple personalities but this morning the last thing I remember was falling asleep cuz I was so tired. I blacked out and now that I just woke up from excruciating pains all over my body, there was blood and dope everywhere! She is evil! She single handedly smashed and broke EVERYTHING in my bedroom! … There’s even chunks of meet coming out of my arm from the deep slits from her slicing up my arm from all the broken glass! This is so f***** up.”
Many of her readers were concerned and called 911. Of course, when they got there, Tila was completely fine. Keep reading »
After three years of tumultuous on-again/off-again marriage, prison, and rehab, Amy Winehouse has finally broken free of her ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil. And she has moved on. Her new beau is film writer/director Reg Traviss. And because we’re super concerned for Amy’s well-being, we scrounged up all the information we could find on the bloke. And let us say this is a major upgrade. Keep reading »
According to OK! Magazine, Vanessa Hudgens has left her $2.75 million dollar mansion because it’s haunted. Apparently the “High School Musical” star is too scared to live there alone, after hearing doors slam and footsteps in an empty bedroom. She is now crashing in her parents’ place and may be forced to find a new ghost-free residence soon. Interesting—this makes her the seventh in recent memory to have a ghostly encounter. Are there just a lot of ghosts in Hollywood, or have you ever experienced any run-ins with ghosts or spirits in your home? Vanessa may be too scared to live alone, but if my place were worth $2.75 million dollars, I’d be calling the Ghostbusters rather than crashing with my parents. [OK! Magazine] Keep reading »
Ah, Keanu Reeves. He’s an enigmatic one, isn’t he? Apparently, he’s also one of the nicest celebrities on the planet, according to a slew of comments written by those who’ve encountered him and told their tales on Reddit. Check out a few of Keanu’s most awesome acts of nice-itude after the jump. It’ll make you want to marry him all over again. If he shaves that beard. Keep reading »