“There were parts about certain … well, ACTS that men supposedly don’t like performing on women that I have very strong feelings against. I would very much argue the opposite.”
– Justin Long on Neil LaBute’s play “Filthy Talk for Troubled Times,” in which he played a sleazy misogynist who hates giving cunnilingus. Justin, apparently, does not! This is good news, as Long walked past my apartment building this weekend and I said to myself, Amelia, he is a celebrity you might have a shot with. Good to know the crush would be worth my time … in the sack. But something tells me Drew Barrymore isn’t letting him go anytime soon. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »
Will some explain to me how Tila Tequila has fans anymore after her antics over the past year? Well, apparently people do still care. Over the weekend, Tila wrote on her website that one of her supposed multiple personalities had smashed everything in her room and sliced up her arm with glass. She posted images of a bloody arm, along with these words:
“People don’t believe I have multiple personalities but this morning the last thing I remember was falling asleep cuz I was so tired. I blacked out and now that I just woke up from excruciating pains all over my body, there was blood and dope everywhere! She is evil! She single handedly smashed and broke EVERYTHING in my bedroom! … There’s even chunks of meet coming out of my arm from the deep slits from her slicing up my arm from all the broken glass! This is so f***** up.”
Many of her readers were concerned and called 911. Of course, when they got there, Tila was completely fine. Keep reading »
After three years of tumultuous on-again/off-again marriage, prison, and rehab, Amy Winehouse has finally broken free of her ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil. And she has moved on. Her new beau is film writer/director Reg Traviss. And because we’re super concerned for Amy’s well-being, we scrounged up all the information we could find on the bloke. And let us say this is a major upgrade. Keep reading »
According to OK! Magazine, Vanessa Hudgens has left her $2.75 million dollar mansion because it’s haunted. Apparently the “High School Musical” star is too scared to live there alone, after hearing doors slam and footsteps in an empty bedroom. She is now crashing in her parents’ place and may be forced to find a new ghost-free residence soon. Interesting—this makes her the seventh in recent memory to have a ghostly encounter. Are there just a lot of ghosts in Hollywood, or have you ever experienced any run-ins with ghosts or spirits in your home? Vanessa may be too scared to live alone, but if my place were worth $2.75 million dollars, I’d be calling the Ghostbusters rather than crashing with my parents. [OK! Magazine] Keep reading »
Ah, Keanu Reeves. He’s an enigmatic one, isn’t he? Apparently, he’s also one of the nicest celebrities on the planet, according to a slew of comments written by those who’ve encountered him and told their tales on Reddit. Check out a few of Keanu’s most awesome acts of nice-itude after the jump. It’ll make you want to marry him all over again. If he shaves that beard. Keep reading »
Watch your bestseller-list ass, Chelsea Handler. For years, Samantha Bee has been giving brain boners as the Most Senior Correspondent on “The Daily Show,” and now Canada’s finest import has published her first book, a collection of autobiographical essays, I Know I Am, But What Are You? In part one of my interview with Bee, we talked a little bit about her book (more on that in part two), but also about how she got her start in comedy. Keep reading »
This is being touted as Lourdes Ciccone‘s first magazine cover, but it’s for, uh, Quality magazine. Doesn’t this mean they bought the photo and slapped it on the front? I can’t imagine she posed for the cover of a magazine called Quality. Clearly, though, the 13-year-old is destined to be a knockout. Keep reading »
You thought you had credit card debt: a New Jersey bankruptcy court says Teresa Giudice and her husband, Joe, of “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey,” owe $11 million to creditors.
Court documents claim the couple’s income is $79,000, plus they receive $120,000 in “assistance” from family. Although their combined income of $200K is pretty sweet, it’s not enough to finance their blinged-out lifestyle.
Let’s find out: what the hell were this Jersey girl and her man buying? Keep reading »