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Quotable: Russell Brand Calls Out His Farty Fiancee

“That woman is like a flatulence factory. The pop hits that she fires out of her mouth are nothing compared to what comes out the other end of her!”

Russell Brand reveals that his wife-to-be, Katy Perry, has gas issues on Nick Cannon’s radio show [Stuff.co.nz] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM Goes Off, She Posts Bail Before She Can Be Arrested

It’s been a whirlwind 12 hours or so for Lindsay Lohan. First, a bench warrant was issued for her arrest, after her SCRAM bracelet went off while she was attending the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday. Apparently, the SCRAM — issued last month after Lindsay, already on probation, failed to appear for her court date — showed evidence of alcohol in Lindsay’s system. Lindsay went to Twitter immediately, natch, to deny she violated anything, which means either the SCRAM is broken (uh huh) or Lindsay is lyin’. Regardless, the judge in the case wasn’t hearin’ any of Lindsay’s excuses and issued the warrant, setting bail at $200,000. I’m kind of confused as to how all this works, but basically then Lindsay was able to avoid being carted off to the pokey by having a bail bondsman pay 10 percent of that $200K. LiLo already has a July 6 court date to deal with violating her probation last month, but if she violates the current terms of her probation — i.e., her SCRAM goes off again — the judge will likely have her arrested and Lindsay will be begging Chanel for some wall decals to decorate her cell. I need a nap. Reading about Lohan drama is exhausting. [TMZ] Keep reading »

Quickies: Heidi Montag Filed For Legal Separation & Kristen Stewart Called A Lesbian

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Tyra Banks Returns To Modeling With A New Set Of Polaroids

We heard Tyra Banks was re-signing with her old modeling agency, IMG, but didn’t really believe it until we saw her new set of Polaroids. The photos were shot on a neutral background with very little makeup, and TyTy is looking smokin’ hot. Though Tyra doesn’t plan to attempt to resume her long-dormant runway career, she wrote on her website: “I’m not coming out of modeling retirement… IMG is such a huge company, there are many things I will be doing with them. Some fashion-related, but don’t expect to see me at any go-sees!” Any ideas what else she might be doing with the agency that would require pics of her in her skivvies? Check out a few more photos after the jump. [Styleite] Keep reading »

Quotable: Paris Hilton Advises Snooki On Going Hollywood

“I was just giving [Snooki] advice. I just told her to remain the same sweet girl and not let anything affect her; be strong and don’t pay attention to bad press. People can say mean things about you, but you should know who you are and not pay attention to it.”

Paris Hilton apparently isn’t paying attention to the fact that her star has dimmed. She should have told Snooki to enjoy her 15 minutes because it’s coming to an end. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Frisky Exclusive: We Ask The Cast Of “RJ Berger” If High School Was Rough For Them

Last night, MTV threw a red carpet party for their new show, “The Hard Times of RJ Berger.” Guess they couldn’t call it a “premiere,” since, technically, it aired the night before, following the MTV Movie Awards. Anyway, I was desperate to chat up the cast since I drool over nerd-friendly shows, so I jumped a fence and knocked out a security guard to get in. OK, actually they invited me, but still. After the jump, I ask the stars of the show, as well as MTV royalty like Paris Hilton and Warren the Ape, if they were bullied in high school. Keep reading »

Samantha Bee Talks Princesses, Airbrushing And Her Vagina In Part 2 Of Our Frisky Q&A

Watch your bestseller-list ass, Chelsea Handler. For years, Samantha Bee has been giving brain boners as Most Senior Correspondent on “The Daily Show” and now Canada’s finest import has published her first book, a collection of autobiographical essays titled I Know I Am, But What Are You?.

From saucy recaps of her Barbie dolls’ sex lives to the bittersweet tale of meeting husband, fellow “Daily Show” correspondent Jason Jones, while performing a Sailor Moon musical for children, Bee’s book will have you snorting milk out of your nose (or else something is seriously wrong with you). And because she is awesome, Bee poses on her own book cover in a bumblebee costume. But don’t worry, boys, in the author photo on the back cover she is nude.

Bee agreed to chat with The Frisky, so I called her up armed with list of questions. In part one of our interview, we talked about the expected — being a woman in comedy, her book, and “The Daily Show,” of course. What I did not expect was that she would start our interview by telling me about her vagina. Keep reading »

Danielle Staub Of “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Has A Sex Tape

File this news item under Things You Really Don’t Want to See. “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Danielle Staub has a sex tape. TMZ reports someone (Danielle, perhaps?) sold a 75-minute adult video starring Staub engaged in the act of copulation to Hustler Inc. The tape isn’t even new; it’s practically fresh. It was purportedly shot last fall after Staub had already begun appearing on the Bravo show. Staub is 47, the tape will be released June 14, and I’ll probably watch the trailer for it when it hits the internets because I’m masochistic like that. [TMZ] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Alanis Morissette Is Now A Married Woman

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Quotable: Justin Long Is Proud To Be Orally Inclined

“There were parts about certain … well, ACTS that men supposedly don’t like performing on women that I have very strong feelings against. I would very much argue the opposite.”

Justin Long on Neil LaBute’s play “Filthy Talk for Troubled Times,” in which he played a sleazy misogynist who hates giving cunnilingus. Justin, apparently, does not! This is good news, as Long walked past my apartment building this weekend and I said to myself, Amelia, he is a celebrity you might have a shot with. Good to know the crush would be worth my time … in the sack. But something tells me Drew Barrymore isn’t letting him go anytime soon. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

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