If there is one thing we like more than an actor with a spanking fetish, it’s one with a cross-dressing and a spanking fetish. Do you have any idea whom this blind item might be referring to?
“This actor who was an Academy Award nominee/winner has been married for quite some time. While on the set of a recent movie he started having an affair with this actress who was a Golden Globe nominee/winner. Nothing really that juicy about the affair except for the fact the couple never had sex. Nope. Turns out our actor just likes to have our actress spank him while he wears some of her clothes.”
The Frisky does not — I repeat, does not — know the answer to this blind item, so don’t ask us. We’re just soliciting your gossipy opinions in the comments! [Crazy Days And Nights] Keep reading »
Nina: If I get all A’s on my report card this year, do I get a present?
LL: I expect you to get all A’s. Why would I get you a present?
Nina: Daaaad, that’s my question—you’re supposed to answer it! I’d like an iPad, a new phone, or a puppy. So what would it be?
LL: I think it’s obvious we grew up in different neighborhoods. I would take you out for ice cream.
—LL Cool J gets interviewed by his 10-year-old daughter Nina in Redbook, and it is so much cuteness we can’t handle [NY Post] Keep reading »
Last week, it appeared that Lindsay Lohan was done donning the orange jumpsuit while Paris Hilton seemed sure to be headed to jail again for getting caught with nearly a gram of cocaine in her purse, and then claiming that she thought it was gum. Oh, what a difference seven days makes. Today, the exact opposite is true. Keep reading »
Sounds like a deal to me! Let’s hope they cut Paris a deal, too. [The Daily What] Keep reading »
“I used to keep it in my desk drawer. And I’d take it out and slap my friends in the face with it. I don’t keep many things from my movies, but that just seemed to have personal significance.”
—Mark Wahlberg on stealing his 13-inch-porno peen from the set of “Boogie Nights.” Sigh. We always want what we can’t have. [Starpulse] Keep reading »
Don’t mess with Russell Brand’s woman or he may attack. That’s exactly what happened at the Los Angeles airport on Friday when he was arrested for misdemeanor battery after sticking it to a photog a la Adam Lambert. Apparently he was provoked to action when the pap was trying to get upskirt shots of his fianceé, Katy Perry. “If you cross the line & try an put a lens up my dress, my fiancé will do his job & protect me,” Katy tweeted. It’s almost kind of sweet. He doesn’t want anyone else to see Katy’s vag. A little bit of machismo chivalry never hurt anyone. [NY Daily News]
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“Ronson you’re dead to me; one album I write and you take half the credit—make a career out of it? Don’t think so BRUV.”
–Amy Winehouse, in a tweet to Mark Ronson (yes, of those Ronsons). Winehouse is miffed that Ronson appeared on a British talk show claiming that he created all the tracks on her stellar debut, Back to Black, an album that he actually co-wrote with Winehouse. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »