Jennifer Lopez wears some absolutely fantastic things, but the singer and American Idol judge is not what I would call the arbiter of good taste: she likes her clothes short, spangly, and as skintight as she can manage without bursting a blood vessel. I mean, can you blame her? This week, J.Lo brought boytoy Casper Smart (who, ugh, I just noticed has a neck tattoo) along for the ride to celebrate the launch of her new single in Vegas, and I don’t think the term “minidress” does the teeny-tiny garment she chose for the occasion justice. Of course it looks fabulous on her — duh, it’s J.Lo — and it is Vegas, but I can’t look at her in this dress without wincing. How often do you think she had to pull that shit down lest she flaunt the fallopians? Jenny from the block needs a sit-down talk about not show-cha(ing) her chocha.
“I’ve always felt a little misrepresented in the world. I felt like people only knew me as a singer who dated pretty girls. A little bit of a bimbo. Maybe I was kind of a bimbo … I was the dude that was naked all the time with girls, and that’s fine, no problem with that. … There are two kinds of men. There are men who are fucking misogynist pigs, and then there are men who really love women, who think they’re the most amazing people in the world. And that’s me. Maybe the reason I was promiscuous, and wanted to sleep with a lot of them, is that I love them so much.”
– I’m glad to hear that Adam Levine from Maroon 5 is not a “fucking misogynist pig.” I’m also glad to hear that loving the opposite sex is a socially legit reason for promiscuity. Next time some commenters give The Frisky bloggers grief for slutting it up, I’m just going to tell them, “You don’t understand. We want to sleep with a lot of men because we love them so much!”
(P.S. A little birdie in our office who knows Adam says he’s not a bimbo at all, but “savvy, talented and hardworking.” So there you go.) [Details]
Well, hello there, Andy Samberg. I had no idea the “Saturday Night Live” star and member of The Lonely Island — who was photographed filming “Grown Ups 2″ — was so groin-heavy. “Dick in a Box”? More like “Dick in a Shipping Container.” [Photo: FameFlynet]
You know, I’ve never really considered myself a huge fan of floral prints, let alone ruffled floral prints, but I’m really digging Ali Larter’s cute floral frock. I think it’s because she’s paired it with brown accessories, which give it a little Western edge. Find out how to get it for less (her original dress, I believe, is a $300+ Nanette Lapore ), after the jump! Keep reading »