“The City” star Whitney Port wears a pair of pants fugly enough to stop traffic. [2/8/10, NYC]

Perhaps you were outbid when trimmings of Elvis’ hair went on sale last year—$15,000 is a lot of money to pay for a clump of hair. But do not fear. You can still own a trimming from one of the most famous heads of all time. A website called HunkWithJunk.com is selling what they claim is a lock of Farrah Fawcett‘s iconic feathered hair—bidding is starting at the bargain price of $1,000. “For real this one time Novelty item from 70’s,” the site reads. “Sadly takes on new meaning after the Passing of our beloved Angel! Here and available for a limited time only! Someday the technology will be available, and you might be able to create your very own angel.” Egads. All we can say is, don’t trust an auction site that (a) suffers from random capitalization and (b) has the word “hunk” in its handle. We highly doubt that this is actual Farrah hair. Not to mention that the whole thing is just incredibly tacky, considering that Farrah passed away this summer after a long, grueling battle with cancer. “Wow, I am stunned,” said Farrah’s hair stylist, Mela Murphy, after being told about the auction. “I hope this person is not trying to be funny.” So agreed. [RadarOnline.com]

Looks like Snooki has indeed found herself a Valentine. Yesterday, she told us about her body builder, juicehead boyfriend and today the two arrived back from Miami, all smooches at the airport. Her man’s name is Emilio Antonio and he works at a gym. “My babeeee,” she Twittered along with a photo. “Sry I’m taken ; )”

Anne Hathaway isn’t just a talented actress; she also sticks up for her fam “Sopranos”-style. The actress opened up to British GQ about how she and her family left the Catholic Church because the religion did not embrace her older brother, Michael, who is gay. “The whole family converted to Episcopalianism after my elder brother came out,” Hathaway told the mag. “Why should I support an organization that has a limited view of my beloved brother?”

Now that’s loyalty! Considering most actresses in Hollywood get their asses kissed if they, like, pose for photos at a charity event, it’s heartwarming to see someone actually take a stand for something important, you know? [NYMag.com]

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are suing a British tabloid for reporting that they’d split up. [Us Weekly]
• Did Reggie Bush feel upstaged by Kim Kardashian after the Super Bowl? [Media Takeout]
• Taylor Swift says she wants a “tall and funny” boyfriend after breaking up with Taylor Lautner. [Starpulse]

“The guy I’m dating now, who is so awesome, is not my typical fare. He’s really skinny. Usually I like pudgy, macho-ish guys. But I think I mistook macho-ish for strong, emotionally. And I think it’s really the opposite.  think he’s the first guy in a decade who’s given me any kind of compliment, like saying I’m pretty or anything.”

— Sarah Silverman gets in a couple digs at ex, Jimmy Kimmel, in an interview with Page Six Magazine. It brings up an interesting question: Would you stay with someone who never ever complimented you? [via Huffington Post]

Taylor Swift has been winning a lot of awards lately for her sugary sweet songs. But what’s the lil’ country girl singing about anyway? She definitely has a few favorite subjects. Click through for the full image. [Autosaddle via BuzzFeed]

After winning top honors at the Screen Actors Guild Awards and Golden Globes, Sandra Bullock received her first Oscar nomination this year for “The Blind Side.” But she’s already convinced she’s not bringing the little man home. “I’m so not winning an Oscar,” said the feisty brunette. “Nine times out of ten I always pick who’s going to win. And I already know who’s going to win.” Hmmm ... sounds like she’s using a little reverse psychology, doesn’t it? [People]

Still, I’m sorta digging Bullock’s self-deprecation. Over the years, a few of her fellow movie-makers have made similar pronouncements. Let’s see how it turned out for them.

Lindsay Lohan poses as Jesus on the cover of Purple, a fashion magazine, surely pissing off the last three people on earth who still like her.

Also, didn’t Kanye do this, like, five years ago? [E! Online]

• The feds will auction off the jewelry Anne Hathaway received from her imprisoned ex-boyfriend, Rafaello Follieri. [New York Post]
• Willie Garson, who plays Stanford Blatch in “Sex and the City,” has finalized the adoption of an 8-year-old boy. [People]
• Justin Timberlake donned a tightly-permed blond wig while receiving a Hasty Pudding award. [E! Online]

“You’ve got to lean into it, stick your arm all the way down [the wolf’s] throat. He can’t swallow it because he’s gagging on your arm. You reach in, you grab a handful of something—guts, the back of its throat, whatever you can hold—and pull it out. And try to avoid those claws while you’re doing it.”

—Bruce Willis displaying his wealth of “manly” survival knowledge in Men’s Journal. My question, though, is: how does he know how to kill a wolf with his bare hands? [Starpulse]

You’d think with their acting abilities, stars would be masters at getting out of jury duty. Not the case for Kristen Stewart, who lawyers picked to serve on a jury despite the fact that her mere presence causes teenage girls to faint since she’s locked lips with Robert Pattinson on a repeated basis. The case K-Stew heard was one where a undercover officer posing as a prostitute busted a man trying to pay for sex. She and the rest of the jury found the dude not guilty because English was not his first language and his lawyers successfully argued that he didn’t know what was happening. The whole thing was fairly incident-free—no one stood up in the gallery and shouted “Bella” or flashed fake fangs at her. Although a security guard is on suspension for snapping a photo with K-Stew and then posting it on the internet. [People]

“I don’t even know what my natural color is. Natural? What is natural? What is that? I do not believe in totally natural for women. For me, natural has something to do with vegetables.”

— Donatella Versace in LOVE magazine [Independent UK]

So this video surfaced over the weekend just in time for the Super Bowl, and in it a woman named Carmen Ortega is giving a “Cribs”-style tour of Reggie Bush‘s home in California. Carmen, who is a “model” and alleged professional escort, has said the she was the catalyst that broke up him and Kim Kardashian. (Kim and Reg are back together and potentially on the way to getting engaged.) She and her friend behind the camera made this video after having an alleged threesome with Reggie. There are eight things I learned from watching this quick video. Find them out after the jump.