• Jennifer Hudson might be pregnant again. [The Hollywood Gossip]
• Newly married Danielle Jonas enjoys texting more than Kevin Jonas‘s company. [Dlisted]
• Natalie Portman is reportedly romancing “Star Trek” star Chris Hemsworth, the older brother of Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend. [Starpulse]

“I’m the wrong person, because every day when I’m not working, I don’t wear makeup. I like messy hair, and I wear jeans and a big T-shirt. If I could, I’d be barefoot in the street.”

—Penelope Cruz on why she’s the last person who should be asked for beauty tips. Hey Penelope, take it from me, you can go barefoot anywhere. Just ask my co-workers! [USA Weekend]

“I’m just over the whole body thing. I honestly don’t care any more. I’ll never be teeny tiny like Cheryl Cole or Dannii Minogue, but I’ve stopped comparing myself. Put my next to the average British woman and I’m fine ... I’ve still got a big bum and thighs, but they’re the parts of my body my boyfriend is always grabbing. I’ve lost that obsession and paranoia, thank God.”

—Lily Allen in Grazia magazine [ONTD]

Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld were once dubbed the First Couple of Porn, so people were pretty shocked when they abruptly split last summer. In Tera’s new memoir, Sinner Takes All, she says that when she first met Seinfeld, he was an actor on “Oz” who had never made a skin flick but decided to join her in the industry. She quit in 2006—but he kept going. So this summer, she says that she gave him an ultimatum. “I said to Evan, ‘I’m your wife, and that is the strongest bond two people should have, and that should come first. I’ve moved on from porn. And I want you to stop. You promised me you’d only do porn for a few years. Your few years are up,’” she wrote. “My big point was this: Almost every couple in porn breaks up, and I didn’t want to be another porn statistic” He didn’t quit, so she ended the marriage. [NY Post]

As if inviting the “Real Housewives of NYC” cameras into her home wasn’t revealing enough, Kelly Bensimon will be exposing herself to the world in next month’s issue of Playboy, in photos shot by her ex-husband, mega-famous photographer Gilles Bensimon. But as Kelly’s former personal assistant, I already feel like I’ve seen it all. After a year as her right hand, left hand and sometime-surrogate mother (“Kelly, that’s not a dress—it’s a shirt”), very little can surprise me.

I first met Kelly when I was a wide-eyed 22-year-old with dreams of becoming a writer. I had no idea what I was getting into when a mutual friend set up an informational interview with Kelly, who was a magazine columnist in her pre-“RHNYC” days. I stopped by her apartment on a Tuesday with a resume in hand. On Wednesday morning, I found out I’d been hired for a full-time position in “Kelly Land.”

It’s been 48 hours since I heard the news that Brittany Murphy—who I’ve loved since her days on that Disney Channel show, “The Torkelsons”—had died at the way, way too young age of 32 after cardiac arrest, and I’m still shocked. But there’s one person who isn’t: Perez Hilton. Earlier this month, he appeared on a California radio show called “AJ In The Morning.” When asked who in Hollywood he thought was heading towards a Michael Jackson-like demise, he said, “Brittany Murphy, maybe.” Eerie. And when he first posted about her death on his site, he wrote, “It’s absolutely devastating. Especially because this comes as no surprise! We, and those who knew Brittany personally, saw this coming. That does not make this any less horrible.” [SF Gate]

Kim Kardashian in the sheets. A suggestive dribble of salad dressing. Boobies. A bubble bath. Just your everyday, average commercial for a tasty Carl’s Jr. salad. (No, seriously ... all their commercials are like this.)

“It has taken me three years to decide on the scent because I really like B.O. and I think it’s sexy. I wanted to figure out a way to make it palatable to everybody. I was like, ‘How do you get B.O. in a bottle and make an atomizer of it?’ ‘Then it was all about trying to capture the sense of naughtiness in a bottle that it would be good for a man and a woman.”

—Sarah Jessica Parker on the inspiration for her next scent. I suppose we should be grateful that she didn’t go with her other favorite scent—dirty, warm diapers. [Digital Spy]

• Carrie Underwood is engaged to NHL boyfriend Mike Fisher. [Dlisted]
• Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrara have split up, according to rumors. [Gatecrasher]
• Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi were voted the favorite couple of the year. [PopEater]

Funny Or Die Snooki-fied Alyssa Milano and the results are, well, amazing. The only thing missing is a pickle. [Funny Or Die]

• Producers describe Brittany Murphy‘s husband as a con man. [Showbiz411.com]
• Tour the most expensive college dorms. [New York Observer]
• Shane Sparks, a judge on MTV’s “America’s Best Dance Crew,” is out on bail after being charged with eight counts of child molestation. [TMZ]

Ever wondered what Ben Savage, the cutie* from “Boy Meets World,” is up to these days? God only knows why, but he’s hanging out with the cast of “Jersey Shore.” And The Situation does not look happy about it. [BuzzFeed]

*Ben, of course, wasn’t THE cutest guy on “Boy Meets World.” That was Rider Strong. Duh!