• Brooke Mueller’s lawyer says she and Charlie Sheen are still very much in love and want to work things out despite their “bad night.” I hate these people. [Us Weekly]
• Brooke Mueller‘s lawyer is also dismissing claims that she’s changed her story to save her marriage. [Starpulse]
• Hailey Glassman alleges that Jon Gosselin attacked her in a jealous rage. [Us Weekly]

“The way I feel about the Golden Globe nomination versus Justin Timberlake announcing it ... it’s like the nomination is That’s How I Roll from Cold Stone Creamery and Justin saying my name is like cherries on top of That’s How I Roll from Cold Stone Creamery.”

—Gabourey Sidibe, on whether she was more psyched about her Golden Globe nomination for “Precious” or having Justin Timberlake announce it [NY Post]

• The worst hairstyles of the decade, including the pouf, the fauxhawk, and the Eminem (left). [BuzzFeed]
• Miranda July’s reading list isn’t quite what you might expect. [Vice]
• Four ways to improve your online dating profile. [Lemondrop]

Over the last ten years, we’ve watched our favorite celebs hook up, break up, break down, flip out and start over. With all of its love triangles, legal battles, family dramas and political scandals, the “Naughties” certainly earned its wicked name!

“I am angsty. I’ll be angsty until I’m 80 years old. I think that keeps things fresh. But I always think angst is such a derogatory word toward teenagers. It just means you’re figuring s**t out, and I don’t know why that’s a negative thing.”

—Taylor Momsen in Seventeen. Lil’ J, when you’re 80 and angsty, they call you “cranky.” [Hollywood Life]

Now that Tyra Banks has announced this season of “The Tyra Show” will be her last, disgruntled employees are bitching to the gossip rags about their “difficult” supermodel boss. “There had been high turnover of employees for years,” a source told New York Daily News, dishing that the show allegedly had a lot of unhappy employees during the five years on air. “She and the higher-ups on the production staff could be extremely brutal ... She really is a diva.” Another source added,  “Everything had to be done Tyra’s way.” Somehow we don’t find these shocking allegations too hard to believe.

• Katy Perry and Russell Brand enjoyed a romantic jaunt to the Taj Mahal, complete with photo ops! [PopEater]
• Divorce is a “possibility” for Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller. Ya think? [People]
• Susan Sarandon was spotted getting a nutella crepe with a “younger looking man” who is probs her ping-pong playboy. [US Weekly]

Yesterday Denise Richards caught some hell for daring to take her kids to the park. You see, some say she was there for a photo op, since her ex-husband, Charlie Sheen, you know, is in the news and stuff this week. Richards then took to Twitter to defend her outing—and then vowed to “spill” the beans about “everything.” Um, hello, homegirl wants a book deal and I say we give it to her.

“I want a dating show, ‘Snookin’ For Love.’ I want to find my prince. I’d have 27 guys: guidos and juice heads. That’d be heaven. Every time I’d pick a guy, I’d give them a pickle and we’d eat the pickles at the end.”

—Snooki on what she wants to do after “Jersey Shore.” Get on it, MTV! [OK! Magazine]

“I knew that my princess needed her glass slippers and her castle.”

—Newlywed Kevin Jonas describes his princess-themed wedding with Danielle Deleasa in easily the most barfy quote of the year. [People]

Hey, Life & Style? While I am usually a fan of makeunders, I really liked the “Jersey Shore” cast exactly as they were. Why did you have to “class” them up with those fancy dresses and stupid man vests? How could you deflate Snooki’s pouf? That’s just ... wrong. [Just Jared]