• The worst hairstyles of the decade, including the pouf, the fauxhawk, and the Eminem (left). [BuzzFeed]
• Miranda July’s reading list isn’t quite what you might expect. [Vice]
• Four ways to improve your online dating profile. [Lemondrop]

Over the last ten years, we’ve watched our favorite celebs hook up, break up, break down, flip out and start over. With all of its love triangles, legal battles, family dramas and political scandals, the “Naughties” certainly earned its wicked name!

“I am angsty. I’ll be angsty until I’m 80 years old. I think that keeps things fresh. But I always think angst is such a derogatory word toward teenagers. It just means you’re figuring s**t out, and I don’t know why that’s a negative thing.”

—Taylor Momsen in Seventeen. Lil’ J, when you’re 80 and angsty, they call you “cranky.” [Hollywood Life]

Now that Tyra Banks has announced this season of “The Tyra Show” will be her last, disgruntled employees are bitching to the gossip rags about their “difficult” supermodel boss. “There had been high turnover of employees for years,” a source told New York Daily News, dishing that the show allegedly had a lot of unhappy employees during the five years on air. “She and the higher-ups on the production staff could be extremely brutal ... She really is a diva.” Another source added,  “Everything had to be done Tyra’s way.” Somehow we don’t find these shocking allegations too hard to believe.

• Katy Perry and Russell Brand enjoyed a romantic jaunt to the Taj Mahal, complete with photo ops! [PopEater]
• Divorce is a “possibility” for Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller. Ya think? [People]
• Susan Sarandon was spotted getting a nutella crepe with a “younger looking man” who is probs her ping-pong playboy. [US Weekly]

Yesterday Denise Richards caught some hell for daring to take her kids to the park. You see, some say she was there for a photo op, since her ex-husband, Charlie Sheen, you know, is in the news and stuff this week. Richards then took to Twitter to defend her outing—and then vowed to “spill” the beans about “everything.” Um, hello, homegirl wants a book deal and I say we give it to her.

“I want a dating show, ‘Snookin’ For Love.’ I want to find my prince. I’d have 27 guys: guidos and juice heads. That’d be heaven. Every time I’d pick a guy, I’d give them a pickle and we’d eat the pickles at the end.”

—Snooki on what she wants to do after “Jersey Shore.” Get on it, MTV! [OK! Magazine]

“I knew that my princess needed her glass slippers and her castle.”

—Newlywed Kevin Jonas describes his princess-themed wedding with Danielle Deleasa in easily the most barfy quote of the year. [People]

Hey, Life & Style? While I am usually a fan of makeunders, I really liked the “Jersey Shore” cast exactly as they were. Why did you have to “class” them up with those fancy dresses and stupid man vests? How could you deflate Snooki’s pouf? That’s just ... wrong. [Just Jared]

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Is Tiger Woods hiding from the public eye because Elin Nordegren busted him in the face so bad with a golf club that he had to fly to Phoenix for plastic surgery?

That’s what a letter posted on the gossip blog Hollywood Interrupted is claiming. Blogs Gawker and Deadspin both say the letter is a hoax, as it is supposedly written by a close confidante of Woods’ agent, who also happens to be one of Woods’ neighbors. Probably true—hoaxes are hot right now! Anyway, the dirtiest dirt, after the jump ...

• Bummer. Taylor (Swift) and Taylor (Lautner) have split. [Us Weekly]
• Here’s your first look at Kourtney Kardashian’s son Mason. [PopEater]
• Michael Lohan allegedly kicked his ex-girlfriend in the babymaker. [TMZ]

“I think women like bad boys,” Jude shared with Parade. “That’s been my experience. I just think it’s kind of a given. You know, at a certain age you figure out what works for you and being a good boy never worked for me. And if you’re a bad boy, they like it. But, eventually, you have to grow up and realize relationships are hard work. It’s like cultivating anything. They need attention.”

—Jude Law in Parade [Just Jared]