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Brad Pitt On “Between Two Ferns” Is The Funniest Thing You’ll Watch All Day

Brad Pitt On "Between Two Ferns" Is The Funniest Thing You'll Watch All Day
"Can I Borrow Two Of Your Sperms?"

Zach Galifianakis should get some kind of award for “Between Two Ferns,” because his ability to keep a straight face and stay in character while insulting A-listers is absolutely astonishing. During this episode, Zach had Brad Pitt on the show who he kept calling “Benjamin Buttons” and even asked how hard it is to keep a sun tan since he’s “living in his wife’s shadow.” On top of that, he asked how he felt when he first laid eyes on Angie and if it was anything like how Ross felt for Rachel on “Friends,” before proceeding to play the show’s theme song, making Brad as humanly uncomfortable as possible. Check it out, and I dare you not to laugh.

Beyonce & Jay Z Thumb Their Noses At Divorce Rumors By Renewing Their Vows

  • Beyonce and Jay Z are either still really, really in love or just desperate to pretend like they are, because they renewed their vows. [People]
  • Bryan Singer, the “X-Men” director who has been accused of sexual assaulting two men when they were underage, is having a child with his BFF, actress Michelle Cluny. [E Online]
  • “Modern Family” actress Elizabeth Pena died from complications related to alcohol abuse, contrary to her publicist’s claim that she died of natural causes following a long illness. [People]
  • Teresa Giudice will be serving her 15-month prison sentence in Danbury, Connecticut, in the same prison that the series “Orange Is The New Black” is based on. [Us Weekly]
  • The late Joan Rivers sure did a good job managing her finances — she left over $100 million to her daughter Melissa. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Ancient Footage Reveals That 13-Year-Old Kim Kardashian Was The Worst, Surprising No One

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  • Here is the most narcissistic footage of Kim Kardashian you’ve ever seen, and that’s saying something. Being a 13-year-old does not give her a free pass. [Gawker]
  • The best YA novels. Ever. [Rolling Stone]
  • An iTunes glitch caused a 9-second clip of white noise titled “Track 3″ to show up under Taylor Swift’s new album, and fans snatched it up so quickly before realizing the error that it rocketed to the top of Canada’s iTunes chart. Oh Taylor, you really can release whatever music you want and still make millions. [Jezebel]
  • Is this unreleased Ke$ha song about Dr. Luke’s abuses? [Gawker] Keep reading »

Benedict Cumberbatch Is A “Porn Star Dragon”

It's Apt, Because Dragons Breathe Fire And He's Hot

Oh, good, Benedict Cumberbatch feels exactly as porny about this video of Benedict Cumberbatch acting out the role of Smaug (in “The Hobbit”) as I do. I’m sorry, that’s a fuck-me voice. No one gets to deny it. To capture the performance, Peter Jackson’s WETA workshop put Cumberbatch in a motion-capture suit and built a platform covered in foam and sheepskin from which to act. He called it “dragon porn” and told the Los Angeles Timesregarding his accommodations: “I was like, ‘This is cool, I can slink around like a porn star dragon.’”

Again, cool, we’re on the same page. Watch the video for some behind-the-scenes footage of Cumberbatch filming the Smaug scenes while I go sexualize and objectify Porn Star Dragon Benedict Cumberbatch in my head. [LA Times]

 

Sam Lutfi Claims He’s Trying To “Help” Amanda Bynes, Her Parents Deny His Involvement

Sam Lutfi Claims He's Trying To "Help" Amanda Bynes, Her Parents Deny His Involvement

You remember Sam Lutfi don’t you? Back during Britney Spears’ head-shaving days, Lutfi swooped in to become the pop star’s “manager” following her estrangement from her family, digging in his claws during her darker hours under the guise of “helping her.” Spears’ loved ones claimed he was a Svengali-like figure who took over Britney’s life, giving her pills, calling the paparazzi during opportune moments, and even moving into her house. Ever since Britney got her life back together and reunited with her parents, Lutfi has been kept out of the picture, including by restraining order. (Check out a long list of claims made by Britney’s mother Lynne in her restraining order petition — it’s disturbing.) Since then, he has worked with Courtney Love, and now he’s claiming to be a friend of Amanda Bynes, desperate to help her in her hour of need. Are you noticing a trend? Keep reading »

Rob Cantor And The Gay Men’s Choir Of Los Angeles Make Your Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Nightmares Come True

"The true story of an actual cannibal"

Day: MADE. The Gay Men’s Choir of Los Angeles has teamed up with the West L.A. Children’s Choir, Shia LaBeouf, and songwriter Rob Cantor — who you may know from the “29 Celebrity Impressions, 1 Original Song” video that went viral this summer — to create a performance simply titled “Shia LaBeouf.” The song narrates the viewer’s daring, bloody escape from “actual cannibal” Shia LaBeouf, complete with interpretive dance.

It’s better than words can express, really. You’re welcome. [Nerdist]

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