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Morning Quickies: Why Is The Pregnant Man Pissed At Chaz Bono?

  • Thomas Beatie, AKA “the pregnant man,” is pissed that “Dancing With The Stars” cast Chaz Bono instead of him. Beatie told TMZ he reached out to “DWTS” casting a few months ago about appearing ,on the show but never heard back. It was announced yesterday that Bono, a transgender man, has been cast on the program, which has Beatie whining “Chaz Bono stole my thunder.” I guess he thinks there’s only room for one transgender person in Hollywood? [TMZ]
  • Justin Bieber had a fender bender in a black Ferrari while driving around in California last night. Don’t worry, 12-year-old girls, he’s not hurt. [Celebuzz]
  • Check out the pics from Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries not-so-private Italian honeymoon. [US Weekly]
  • Meet the children of 9/11. [People]

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Evening Quickies: Bravo To Air Russell Armstrong Suicide Prevention Special

  • Bravo is planning to air a Russell Armstrong suicide prevention special including cast members of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” although notably not his estranged wife Taylor Armstrong. Do we think this is an appropriate response from the channel? [ETonline]
  • The actress Daryl Hannah was arrested outside the White House this afternoon while protesting against an oil pipeline. [NBC]
  • Prince Harry, dripping wet. You don’t have to ask me twice. [TMZ]
  • Kissing tips from contestants of “Bachelor Pad.” [TresSugar]

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The Formula For An Amazing News Item: Whitney Houston, A Monkey And Toe Sucking

Every so often a news item comes along that defies all reason and exceeds all expectations of news greatness. Today, I found one such story. The headline reads: Whitney Houston Once Got Intimate With Michael Jackson’s Pet Monkey Bubbles.” What does that mean exactly? It means that David Gest (that weird looking fellow who was married to Liza Minnelli) made some interesting claims during his interview for the upcoming Michael Jackson documentary. “Whitney was having dinner with Michael at his Neverland home when she accidentally dropped her knife under the table. While Michael was retrieving it for her, Whitney felt her toes being sucked. She moaned, ‘Michael, is that you? Don’t stop. That’s so sensual.’ Yet Michael’s head popped up and her toes were still being sucked. It turned out it was Bubbles,” he recalled. And there you have it. Questions, comments, concerns? Above, the breakdown of what makes this news item truly amazing. [ONTD] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Asks Out Chris Brown Over Twitter

  • Lindsay Lohan tweeted at Chris Brown on Sunday night to ask, “Wanna meet?” Chris retweeted Lindz, but didn’t publicly reply. If these two go out, it will either be the worst idea ever or a brilliant melding of celebrity WTF-ery. [Celebuzz]
  • Rep. Michele Bachmann was just kidding, you guys, when she said the earthquake and hurricane that struck Washington, D.C., this week were messages from God. “I have a great sense of humor,” she assured anyone who was offended. [Politico]
  • Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were spotted vacationing together in Martha’s Vineyard and the Hamptons last week. Guess this means they’re on-again? [New York Post]
  • Rebecca Black the bikini model is hopping mad at Rebecca Black the “Friday” warbler, for obvious reasons. [TMZ]

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Quickies: Michele Bachmann Loves White People UPDATE: It’s A Hoax!

  • Leave it to Rep. Michele Bachmann to yell “Who loves white people?” at a campaign stop. Fortunately, she was only referring to the White People Soul Band, a group that performed there. She probably shouldn’t appear with musicians that sound like White Power bands, though. (Just for the record, they’re not.) [BuzzFeed] UPDATE: It has come to our attention that this Michele Bachmann video is a hoax. The video was edited to make it sound like she says “Who loves white people” when in fact she appears to have said “Who loves wet people” before talking about the rain. She was not, in fact, referring to “White People” as the band that played before her (although there is a band called White People Soul Band). My apologies for not being aware the Bachmann vid was a hoax sooner. [Gawker]
  • Snooki Snooki’s ghostwriter is penning a second book. This time it’s a guidette style guide and hits shelves in November. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Boneheads on Twitter went after Demi Lovato for her recent weight gain and the singer/actress snapped back with, “That’s what happens when you get out of treatment for an EATING DISORDER.” Ten points to Demi! [ONTD]
  • Amusingly horrible things moms have said: the bracket. [The Hairpin]

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Matthew Fox Arrested For Punching Woman

Jack Shepherd may drink heavily. He may have resolved not to press the button, and made a slew of other assorted decisions that led to a castaway’s demise. But the #1 thing that Jack would never do? Punch a woman. Unfortunately, it appears that Matthew Fox, who played the iconic character on “Lost,” might not be able to say the same thing. Fox has been arrested for allegedly punching a female bus driver, 29-year-old Heather Borman. This apparent altercation went down Saturday night when Fox tried to board a private party bus in Cleveland, Ohio, when he was not with the party that had rented it. Fox and the driver exchanged words, and then Fox allegedly punched her in the chest and stomach. The driver struck back, supposedly breaking her hand. At which point the police were called. “This was my self-defense,” Bormann said to TMZ. “This was the only way I could protect myself … from a man beating up on a woman.” Guess we’ll have to wait and see how this case develops. In the meantime, I will hope it is not true and be incredibly disgusted if it is. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Quickies: Diamond-Covered Panties Scraped A Victoria’s Secret Model’s Vagina

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  • Being a Victoria’s Secret model is tough, y’all. Just listen to this sob story from Selita Ebanks, who strut down a runway wearing panties made from $4.5 million worth of diamonds, rubies, emeralds and yellow sapphires in 2007. “It hurt. Yeah, diamonds hurt,” Ebanks tells me. “I don’t know about wearing diamonds on your crotch. It’s like you’re walking and scraping. This is not cohesive to get a man. No man wants a scratchy vagina.” [Huffington Post]
  • Are you an “evacuista”? You are if you’re evacuating Hurricane Irene in style. Also, how to hurricane-proof your cat. [Jezebel, BuzzFeed]
  • Bravo wants to do a one-hour sit-down interview with Andy Cohen and “Real Housewives” Taylor Armstrong about her estranged husband, Russell Armstrong, who committed suicide last week. I dunno, that feels kind of exploitative and icky to me. [New York Post]
  • Taylor Hanson not sick of playing “MMMbop” in concerts, as you would expect. [Idolator]

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Sinead O’Connor Considers Sex With A Yam

Sinead O’Connor has, uh, changed a bit since the ’90s. She grew her hair back, gained a few pounds, returned to Ireland, and took up blogging. If you haven’t been keeping up with her website, you should know that she was desperately seeking sex. In fact, Sinead was so hard up that she considered doing it with inanimate objects:

“I recently read of a woman in America who married and regularly humps her truck. I don’t yet own a truck but I’m beginning to understand her head space … My s**t-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners.”

That’s a sounds like a sex emergency to me. Luckily, she says she found an “extremely sweet, kind, very respectful, considerate but absolutely FILTHY minded, un-inhibited RUDE sex maniac named John” to take care of her s**t-uation. Phew! Crisis averted! But really, nothing compares 2 yam. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Minka Kelly And Derek Jeter Split

  • Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter have split! These two hot properties are back on the market after three years, ladies and gents. The consensus in the Frisky office seems to be that Minka Kelly is a “bad girl” and she should start dating A-Rod next. Who should Derek Jeter hook up with? [E! Online]
  • Oh, Lord. Mariah Carey has already bought her daughter diamond earrings and both babies have diamond encrusted diaper pins. [Celebitchy]
  • Ashlee Simpson is supposedly drunk dialing her ex Pete Wentz and saying she misses him. Celebs: they’re just like us. [US Weekly]

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Evening Quickies: Check Out The Red Band Trailer For “Our Idiot Brother”

  • Who’s ready to see “Our Idiot Brother” this weekend? Dearest Paul Rudd, we’d even bang you with that terrible haircut. [Video.AOL.com]
  • As if we didn’t already see enough in her sex tape, paparazzi are now snapping pics of Kim Kardashian’s honeymoon. I’ll pass, thanks. [Bossip]
  • Sports reporter/Puerto Rican supermodel Viviana Sanchez asked a soccer player to photograph her bare ass. [Jezebel]

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