There’s no more weird wrinkly, lumpy things on Tara Reid‘s tummy! She lifted up her hoodie to prove that her plastic surgery is botched no longer. Only she looked so odd doing it. Why does she even bother? Poor Tara. [ONTD] Keep reading »
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The Anatomy Of An Amazing News Item: Michaele Salahi, Journey & A Kidnapping
False alarm, people. Michaele Salahi has not been kidnapped as her husband Tareq believed. She is alive and well in Memphis, safe in the arms of Journey guitarist Neal Schon (who also happens to be her former lover). Well, thank God she wasn’t abducted. A note to Tareq: when your wife goes for her hair appointment and never comes back, she most likely is leaving you for another man. And maybe, just maybe if you don’t stop believin’, she will come back to you once she tires of life on the road or needs her roots dyed, whichever comes first. [Us Weekly, Bumpshack] Keep reading »
Evening Quickies: Jessica Simpson Loves Her Boobies
- After weeks of bizarre rumors swirling that Jessica Simpson would get a breast reduction before her wedding, she finally took to Twitter to school the fools. “Been getting lots of questions about this alleged breast reduction,” Simpson tweeted. “Not to worry … I LOVE MY BOOBIES!! They aren’t going anywhere!” Come now, did anyone serious think she’d get rid of those boobs? [Celebuzz]
- Swoon: Idris Elba, one of the most attractive men on the planet, is the new face of SmartWater. [Essence]
- Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas are back in contact and possibly rekindling an old flame. Well, at least he would be an age-appropriate romance for her. [US Weekly]
- Check out all these U.S. Open hotties — yum! [Tres Sugar]
Morning Quickies: Kate Hudson’s Estranged Dad Calls Her A “Spoiled Brat”
- Kate Hudson’s father, Bill Hudson, is publishing a tell-all book this fall in which he’ll accuse his ex-wife Goldie Hawn of “parental alienation.” “Parental alienation” is a term — often used by fathers, but not always — to describe when one parent isolates the kids from another parent in a divorce. Bill Hudson’s book will cover his marriage to Hawn, their divorce, and his estrangement from his kids. Of daughter Kate, Bill Hudson has called her a “spoiled brat” and said she refuses to visit her sick grandmother or introduce Bill to her two kids. Good luck on the reconciliation, dude. [RadarOnline]
- An intruder broke into Celine Dion’s home in Quebec, ate a pastry from her fridge, and poured a bath before he was busted by the cops. [Huffington Post]
- Russell Armstrong’s family allegedly believes the “Real Housewives” star didn’t commit suicide but was actually murdered. The family is hiring a private investigator to look into their suspicion. [TMZ]
Please Note, Madonna Loathes Hydrangeas
I didn’t know it was possible to detest a flower. Sure, you can prefer one over another, but to loathe a flower? When a reporter at the Venice Film Festival brought an offering of hydrangeas to Madonna during a press interview, she accepted them graciously enough, but then passive-aggressively rolled her eyes and announced how much she loathes hydrangeas. Obviously, the reporter was unaware, as were we. Thank god we know now. We, the adoring public, promise never to present Madonna with hydrangeas ever, ever again. Has everyone made a note of this on their ledgers? Fantastic! Carry on, then. [D Listed] Keep reading »
Morning Quickies: Vera Wang To Knockoff Kardashian Wedding Dress
- Vera Wang is knocking off two of the three wedding dresses she designed for Kim Kardashian for Davids Bridal, available this February. Could you imagine getting married in a dress that was a knockoff of a celeb gown? [Styleite]
- Beyoncé celebrated her 30th birthday this weekend on a yacht in Italy with Gwyneth Paltrow and Erykah Badu. [TMZ]
- Lauren Bush married Dylan Lauren this weekend, so her name is now Lauren Lauren. Silly rich people. [People]
Evening Quickies: Tavi’s Web Magazine, Rookie, Launches Monday
- Teen style blogger Tavi Gevinson’s web magazine, Rookie, for teen girls is set to launch on Monday. Rookiemag.com will feature monthly themes, the first one being “beginnings,” and post three times a day: “after school, after dinner, and before bed.” We’re way, way past our teen years but we’re still excited! [WWD]
- Um, what? Watch this Chinese preschooler drive a car on the highway as her parents film her from the backseat. [The Week]
- Oprah will do an hour-long live streaming video interview over Facebook on September 8th at 4:30p.m. EST. [Clutch Magazine]
Morning Quickies: Jake Gyllenhaal’s Exes Are Laughing At Him
- Jake Gyllenhaal must have heard a ringing in his ears recently: Reese Witherspoon and Taylor Swift had lunch together last week and dished about their mutual ex. “They talked about how vain and self-aborbed Jake can be,” a source told Us Weekly. “They laughed about it.” Poor Jake. [US Weekly]
- Remember that hair salon I wrote about yesterday that depicted domestic violence in one of its advertisements? Someone vandalized it. Fluid in Edmonton, Alberta, was tagged with the message, “This is art that is wrongly named violence. That was violence that was wrongly named art.” [The Gloss]
- Some women just aren’t that into oral sex. [xoJane]
Evening Quickies: Four-Year-Old Girl Channels Dolly Parton On “Toddlers & Tiaras”
- What is there to say, really, about a four-year-old girl wearing a padded bra and butt pads while she channels Dolly Parton on “Toddlers & Tiaras”? Her mother wore the same costume as a kid when she competed in pageants and obviously that’s why she thinks sexualizing her four-year-old is A-OK. Excuse me while I bang my head against the wall. [Styleite]
- Rachel Zoe is talking smack about Brad Goreski, claiming he “used” her and tried to steal her clients after he quit. Ugh, sounds like a Taylor Jacobson redux. I’m just going to tune out. [ONTD]
- There’s oh-so-many things wrong with this 9/11 memorial coloring book called We Shall Never Forget 9/11: The Kids’ Book of Freedom. [The Week]
- I’m planning to stalk Jude Law, pounce on him, and shave off that terrible beard. Who’s with me? (Pitchforks and torches discouraged; condoms encouraged.) [Celebuzz]
Morning Quickies: Cameron Diaz “Can’t Stand” Jennifer Lopez
- Cameron Diaz, who seems pretty down-to-earth, supposedly “can’t stand” Jennifer Lopez, who is the definition of high-maintenance. The two are working together on “What To Expect When You’re Expecting” and sources say Cameron is irritated by J.Lo’s diva behavior, like stopping work at 10:15 a.m. on the dot to eat protein and veggies. Cameron allegedly even said J.Lo should “stick to her day job” at “American Idol.” Ooh, burn. [Now Magazine UK]
- Grizzly mama Cher is defending her son Chaz Bono from bigots attacking him for being the first transgender person cast on “Dancing With The Stars.” Yesterday on her Twitter feed, Cher was urging her fans to go argue with commenters writing nasty things about Chaz on blogs. [Celebuzz]
- Twelve movie titles that would make awesome nicknames for your vagina. “Hotel For Dogs,” anyone? [Buzzfeed]
