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Anatomy Of An Amazing News Item: Shakira And The Impetuous Sea Lion

It’s another one of those stories. You know, the kind where the math doesn’t quite add up so you have to make a special visual equation to figure it out. Today, we found out that Shakira was nearly attacked by a wild sea lion while on an aquatic mammal tour in Cape Town, South Africa. “Suddenly, [a sea lion] jumped out of the water so fast and impetuously that it got about one foot away from me, looked me in the eye, roared in fury and tried to bite me … I was paralyzed by fear and couldn’t move, I just kept eye contact with it while my brother ‘Super Tony’ jumped over me and literally saved my life, taking me away from the beast,” the singer wrote on her Facebook page. Apparently the impetuous sea lion thought her Blackberry was a piece of food and jumped for it. Shakira survived the incident with a minuscule laceration on her hand. The part of this story that disturbs me most is the fact that she still uses a Blackberry. It’s iPhone time for Shakira. There must be an app for preventing feral sea lion attacks. [People]

Kris Jenner Wants To Help Women Get Aroused

Kim Kardashian’s mom Kris Jenner has signed on to help promote a new sex oil. Is that Mario Lopez checking out the product on the set of “Extra”?

The 56-year-old reality TV star will be the face for Zestra Essential Arousal Oils.  Read more…

12 Famous Ladies Who’ve Shacked Up With Average Joes

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Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson's nude pics hit the web. Read More »
Scarlett On Her Nude Pics
They were sent to now ex-husband Ryan Reynolds. Read More »

By now, you’ve probably heard the name Nate Naylor at least 12 times in the last 24 hours. If you are living in a tree house in the forest somewhere, Nate Naylor is Scarlett Johansson’s new advertising exec boyfriend that’s already been dubbed her Don Draper. Oy. Depending on which sites you consult, Scarlett has been dating the 38-year-old “average Joe” (although he’s far hotter and probably richer than “average”) for somewhere between four to six months. You can check out his personal website filled with artsy photography and tasteful nudes (hopefully none of which are Scarlett). Click through to see some more famous ladies who are happy with their average Joes. We use that term loosely, of course. [Business Insider]

No More Deep Fried Twinkies For Paula Deen

Paula Loves Butter
Paula Deen is an unabashed butter lover. Read More »

Lover of butter, endorser of the deep-fried everything, daytime drinker Paula Deen has revealed that she can’t eat her own fatty foods anymore. The 64-year-old chef has admitted that she suffers from Type-2 diabetes. I guess this means no more deep fried mac n’ cheese recipes. No more butter tower photo ops. And no more endorsing cheesecake as a breakfast food. Deen has allegedly signed on to be a spokeswoman for the diabetes drug Novartis. [How convenient, waiting to reveal her diagnosis until she could make a buck off it. -- Editor] I guess she’s going to have to re-brand herself as a healthy chef now. I’m glad she’ll be eating healthy and hopefully encouraging the country to do the same, but some small part of me will miss watching her eat fried Twinkies. [The Daily]

Sail The Seven Seas On One Of These Celebrity Cruises

Jon & Kate Plus XXX
The Gosselins get the porn spoof treatment. Ugh. Read More »

It’s a big week in the world of celebrity cruises. Royal Caribbean is now offering us plebeians the chance of a lifetime: to board the Allure of the Seven Seas with none other than THE Kate Gosselin. Yes, you can now purchase your tickets to join Kate for seven nights, as the cruise travels from Ft. Lauderdale to Jamaica to Cozumel and back. On board perks include a Kate Gosselin meet and greet, a commemorative gift, a photo session and a private BBQ with Kate as the guest of honor. Whomever conceptualized this cruise is a goddamn genius. A genius, I say! I wonder if the kids are coming or if Jon is watching them that week. I guess I’ll have to book my cabin to find out. Click through for some more fabulous celebrity cruises you can take this year. You know, just in case you already have plans in August. [Buzzfeed (image also via Buzzfeed)] 

Possible Lesbian Affair Alert: Demi Moore And Brandi Glanville

Brandi's Drunk Wedding
Brandi Glanville got drunk and got hitched. Read More »

We’re still reeling from “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” cast member Brandi Glanville’s drunken Vegas wedding to Darin Harvey this past weekend (and the bizarre tweets that followed). But wait, there’s more. Demi Moore, that is. According to the National Enquirer, Brandi had a romp with Demi Moore back in 2009 while on vacay at Bruce Willis’ estate on Turks & Caicos. Keep reading »

Wait, Sinead O’Connor’s Marriage Is Back On

Sinead's Sexy Talk
Sinead O'Connor blogs about sex with a yam. Read More »
Sinead's Wedding
The 2011 amfAR Inspiration Gala Los Angeles
Sinead O'Connor's wedding announcement blew our minds. Read More »

I think things are about to get a whole lot more interesting in Sinead O’Connor’s love life. After announcing that her 18-day marriage to Barry Herridge was ending because she felt like she was “living in a coffin,” the singer is tweeting a different tune. So, if I follow correctly, she and Barry are going to be boyfriend and girlfriend, go to “counsellin” and move in together in like a year. But in the meantime, they are going to stay married and f**k. This is what happens when you go to Vegas with your drug counselor to hunt for weed and end up getting “a load of crack” instead. The Frisky staff is pulling for rehab for the both of them rather than a reunion. Stay tuned. [Huffington Post]

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt May Soon Be “Shax”

Angelina On Shiloh
She lets Shiloh be "who she is." Read More »
Shiloh's A Tomboy
And there's nothing wrong with that, dammit! Read More »

In what is my favorite news item of the day, In Touch Weekly reports that five-year-old Shiloh Jolie-Pitt insists on being called “Shax” by her parents and wants to change her name. Why? “She wants to be just like her brothers, Maddox, Pax and Knox, whose names all end in the letter ‘X’,” In Touch reports. Also of note, apparently when Angelina was Shiloh’s age she changed her name to “Vince.” Even if none of this is true, I heart this story. Shax is just doin’ Shax, which is why she remains my celebrity child role model. [Celebitchy]

Louis Dowler Says Kate Winslet Broke His Heart

Kate Esacapes
Kate Winslet talks about escaping from the fire. Read More »
Louis Dowler photo

“I don’t think Kate behaved well and it is still very raw for me … I was in love with her and you can’t switch that off overnight … I’m not sure Kate treated me well … Kate came home with me to Cornwall and we just hung out together. She met my parents and family … I thought we were inseparable. I certainly haven’t found anyone else since … I don’t want to go into details but it wasn’t a straightforward break-up. I’m a laid-back guy, so I am not walking around with a long face — but I do still hold a torch for her.”

Louis Dowler on his breakup with Kate Winslet. She may save grannies from burning buildings, rack up Oscar noms, and impress us with her unwavering confidence, but maybe she’s not so heavenly when it comes to matters of the heart. Or maybe Louis, a Burberry model, isn’t used to getting dumped.  I mean, we all knew he was a rebound, right? I guess he didn’t. [Celebitchy]

Hot Links: H&M Lingerie Models Are “Completely Virtual” & How Britney Spears Spent Her 30th

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