Why We Love It: Playful, sexy butt plugs are hard to come by— but not literally. This particular plug, made of glass with stylish detailing, slides in easily to activate muscles and nerves for serious anal stimulation. Just slide your plug in place and consider your fluffy, bushy tail your mating call. [$59.95, Adam & Eve] Keep reading »
This Christmas, string up the lights, hang the mistletoe and decorate your tree knowing confidently that your home will provide warmth and comfort to those who enter. Or, you could buy some of these creepy/inappropriate/WTF? Etsy holiday decorations to make your guests squirm with discomfort, which I think is way more fun. For even more merriment, we suggest hiding a Nanny Cam in your home to catch your family members’ reactions when they fatefully meet under the mistletoe that looks like a bundle of dicks.
Why We Love It: Equal parts sexy and sinful, this whip let’s you unleash your inner bad girl (or boy) in the bedroom. Suede tassels give the sting a sensual feel, and dare we say it? It’s rather pretty. [$42.99, Romantic Depot] Keep reading »
Why We Love It: It’s the holy grail of cock rings. This couples’ toy has two vibrators— a bullet vibe that’s positioned against the balls, and a touch-sensitive top vibe that vibrates on contact with her clit. It’s stretchy and covered with nubs for extra oomph, guaranteeing you’ll hit some high notes. Simultaneous orgasms are on their way! [$45.00, Babeland] Keep reading »
Why We Love It: No butts about it, these anal beads are perfect for both beginners and pros. The bead sizes graduate in size and the handle on the end makes it perfect for solo or partner play. Also, there’s no need to worry about rigidity, because these beads are made of matte-textured silicon. In a word, they’re FantASStic. [$34.95, The Pleasure Chest] Keep reading »
Still on the hunt for a last-minute gift for that hard-to-buy-for lady in your life? Not sure what to ask for yourself? Don’t worry, The Frisky staff is here to help! We’ll be compiling our Christmas lists (along with some pertinent stats) to help you get inspired. Or just take a voyeuristic peek into our deepest consumerist desires. Either way.
Age: Old enough, but barely
Zodiac Sign: Taurus/Gemini cusp
Favorite Movie: “Natural Born Killers”
Signature Drink: All the wine
Primary Interests: Cats, hibernation, fine dining, vain pursuits, books on books on books, heated intellectual and existential discourse, sedatives
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