It’s frightfully cold outside–and you know what happens when it’s cold: nipples come popping out. Sweater weather often brings on the arrival of perky, pointy nipples, and many famous celebrity women find their nipples standing at attention. After the jump, frisky celeb ladies caught with hard nips.
Celebrities are always showing off their skills, especially if they’re sexy or if they paid someone a lot of cash to have said “skills,” which is so common with DSL (d***-sucking lips). And judging by these photos, they’ve got their pucker down better than any porn star. So, here’s a special hump day slideshow homage to some of our favorite ladies looking like they are going down on invisible peens.
As we’ve stated previously, we all have issues. And yes, that includes the womenfolk. Even though we feel that women may be more open to tackling the emotional obstacles that cripple them, there are still a lot of ladies out there rolling around in wheelchairs or soliciting a man to push them.
Ami will admit that throughout much of her 20s she used an emotional wheelchair to help her get around. But she made it her mission to get up and walk again. And that she did with quite a bit of time and effort. She doesn’t walk perfectly … but she’s moving. And just to be clear, perfection is not the goal. It’s our responsibility as mature women to be aware of our emotional obstacles and to manage them. We may never totally eradicate them but we must do what is necessary to stay healthy and keep on walking (or at least limping) through life.
We’ve profiled 10 types of male emotional cripples. Click through to find out about 10 types of female emotional cripples (often seen in combination), the kind of men they’re after, and what they need more than a dude rolling them through life.
Over the weekend, Anne Hathaway said on “Chelsea Lately” that she and her “Love and Other Drugs” co-star Jake Gyllenhaal didn’t have real sex in the film, despite watching a slew of movies with actors actually doing the deed. “We decided from the get-go that real sex was out,” she said. “We watched some films that do real sex, and that makes me feel weird. There are some films where the actors really have sex.” This got us wondering just what films Hathaway was talking about. We couldn’t imagine her and Jake sitting around watching hardcore porn, so we dug up some of the most salacious mainstream films that were rumored to include real live sex scenes. Check ‘em out after the jump!
Last week, Amelia and I taught you about ten types of emotional cripples we’ve encountered out there in the dating world. These are guys who may otherwise be pretty dope, but some crippling issue they have is stopping them from being ready for a truly fulfilling relationship. And if they’re unwilling to do something to help themselves walk again, we refuse to be the woman pushing them around. In case you had any confusion about the types of emotional cripples we profiled, we thought we’d provide some celebrity examples. Click through to see some emotional cripples in action.
Boobs, what are they good for? Absolutely everything! So, don’t let your ta-tas be all lazy, lyin’ around on your chest. Put ‘em to work for you! Whether your boobies are big, small, uneven, or heck, even singular, you can make them even more magical by making them do tricks — sexy tricks. After you read these 10 suggestions you’ll see, when it comes to teasin’ and pleasin’, it’s survival of the tittiest!
Let’s face it — we’ve all got issues and sometimes need multiple attempts to surmount emotional obstacles. But some of us are better at dealing with them than others and, we would argue, women are better at working through emotional problems than men. In the last few years of dating, we’ve come across 10 types of guys we call “emotional cripples,” guys who may otherwise be awesome, but for some reason or another are stuck in emotional wheelchairs and the women in their lives are put in the position of either pushing them around or yelling “Get up and walk!” before heading out the door. Usually, these emotional ailments aren’t obvious right away — in the first few weeks and months of dating, as our best selves are presented, we’ve found ourselves thinking, Finally, a guy who isn’t crippled emotionally! But at some point, the curtain is pulled back just like in the “Wizard of Oz” and, yup, there’s the f**king wheelchair again.