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TGIF! Today in What Are We Wearing features special appearances from … Ami’s tattoo! Amelia’s cleavage! And Julie’s cat!
Yesterday, one of my guy friends was recounting to me how, when he goes on a date and reveals that he has two cats, women tend to look at him like he’s a pariah. He says it gets even worse with online dating, where a high percentage of profiles end with some version of the line, “Cat guys need not apply.” All I have to say about this is—ladies, WHAT?!?!? In my mind, that’s like saying, “I don’t want a guy who’s kind, intelligent, has a good job, and will make a good parent one day.” Not that all guys who like cats are the above. But guys who appreciate cats tend to be gentle, plus they’re mature enough to take care of a living thing. They can put up with a heavy dose of temperamentality. Not to mention the fact that they’re willing to work for affection while dog guys—let’s be honest—want someone who will slobber all over them the instant they meet. Relax, I’m kidding. Sort of. Cat guys get no respect. But they should! So after the jump, 13 awesome celebrity dudes who love them some cats. Related: 10 Celebrities Who Are Truly Obsessed With Their Pets
Colorado man, Kenneth Dejoie, got more than a roast beef sandwich when he visited his local Arby’s two years ago. Dejoie claims that he was “utilizing the urinal in the men’s restroom when it caused a jet of steam to shoot forth from the urinal and burn his genitals.” When he reported the incident to one of the employees he responded with “This happens when the sink in the kitchen is running.” That answer didn’t satisfy the man with the scalded sausage, so he decided to sue the fast food chain. He is seeking damages for financial losses, for not being able to have sex with his wife and for their all-around crappy food. I just added that last part. Something about the color of their roast beef has never seemed right to me. Now I understand why: They cook it in the urinal. We hope Dejoie and his penis get the compensation they deserve. Keep on clicking to hear about more really insane penis accidents. [CBS Denver]
How much is too much to spend on getting your hair did? I’ve never been able to spend more than $150 — on a haircut and highlights — without hyperventilating. But some celebs have deep pockets when it comes to their tresses. Rihanna travels with Ursula Stephen, her $3,300-a-day hairstylist, and trusts only her to do her ‘do. That’s over $15K a week! Maybe if Rihanna didn’t change her hairstyle once a week, she wouldn’t be blowing through all that money. [Daily Mail UK] But RiRi isn’t the only celeb to spend a ridiculous amount of money on her hair:
It’s a shortened version of What Are We Wearing, as Julie is at home with a migraine (so, probably wearing pajamas) and Ami is embarrassed to be wearing an outfit she wore only a week ago. But Kate, Jessica, and I brought it today so click on through to see the threads we’re rocking…
Most would probably agree that the sight of a hot guy holding a baby in one of those hippie swaddle things is basically the hottest thing ever because it touches on two primal urges—the desire to f**k and the desire to procreate. I’m not saying all women want kids, but a glimpse of a hot dude holding a ridiculously cute baby is enough to make even the biggest kid hater go “hmm…” Said effect is evidenced by this recent Twit Pic of David Beckham cuddling little Harper Seven. Holy crap, I don’t even know who to swoon over. [Celebitchy]
Keep clicking for more proof.
So many questions emerging from this weekend’s Teen Choice Awards. Like, what is a Kaley Cuoco, the host of said Teen Choice festivities? And did somebody really name their child Fivel–as in teen star Fivel Stewart? What about the strange bun-type accoutrement on the top of Lil Twist’s head? And then there were the fashions–proof that perhaps even famous teens need guidance when it comes their sartorial choices. And we can’t even get into what “So You Think You Can Dance” judge Mary Murphy is wearing. Keep clicking to see the good, the bad, and the WTF of the Teen Choice Awards’ red carpet fashions…
The other day, I complimented my friend Becca on her dress and asked her where she got it. “Target, like, three years ago,” she sighed. “My heart hurts for Target three years ago. Everything was so cute and fit me perfectly.” We got to talking about other collections and trends that we still yearned for, even though they were long gone. For example, I totally loved it when every store was stocking leggings and tunics a couple years back–so comfy and flattering! And I really miss those light-up sneakers from the early ’90s, but that’s kind of a given. Click through to check out other Frisky staffers’ favorite styles of yesteryear, and please share your own long lost favorites in the comments…
When Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig, co-stars in the upcoming movie “Dream House,” ran off and got married after a brief, low-profile courtship, many were surprised. After all, she had just ended her relationship with “Black Swan” director Darren Aronofsky (father of her son, Henry), who she was engaged to for five years. He must have been shocked to see her walk down the aisle so quickly. But someone else was more shocked by Weisz and Craig’s wedded bliss — his ex-fiancee, Satsuki Mitchell. According to In Touch, Craig and Mitchell were still involved — and living together — when he started filming with Weisz. When he didn’t come home from set one day, Mitchell apparently figured out that he was running around on her with Weisz. Her revenge for his infidelity? She used his credit cards — which he allowed her access to — to run up $1 million in charges. That’s harsh. At least he probably got a lot of miles out of it? [Celebitchy]
A seven-figure credit card bill is a pricey punishment, but Mitchell is in good, vengeful ex, company. Here is how other stars exacted revenge on their famous exes.
Last week, we introduced you to 16 celebrities who allegedly suck in bed. But why be such negative nellies? After the jump, 17 stars who are supposedly great in the sack. You know, in case you ever get to give them a test drive. Related: Celebs Who’ve Bragged About Their Bedroom Prowess