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I accepted jeggings. I even bought a couple pairs. They did nice things for my behind. But I draw the line at jweats. Yes, jweats are what happens when jeans and sweats make sweet love and produce a really awkward baby. They are the new clothing item poised to sweep the fashion world. Only they are ugly, unflattering, and I refuse to ever put them on my body. Denim is a wonderful material, but it needs to be used thoughtfully and strategically when it comes to fashion. Click through to see some other jean hybrids we would never, ever be caught dead in.
Tom Felton, aka Draco Malfoy, has a new career in mind now that he has been released from his “Harry Potter” duties. He plans to go from wielding a wand to spitting some rhymes. “I was thinking of doing some [British hip-hop group] N-Dubz-style stuff,” Felton explained. “I am looking to get into the grime rap UK scene. I’m going to change my image—backward caps, the lot.” [Huffington Post]
Now my first reaction to this is: Tom, noooooo! But then again, I would have said the same thing about Drake when I only knew him as Jimmy Brooks on “Degrassi” and he is actually amazing. Still, Tom sure seems like he is about to join a grand celebrity tradition. After the jump, stars who had no business trying their hand at hip hop. With videos, naturally.
Helen Mirren wasn’t lying when she said things gets better after your 20s. While the picture of her younger self is breathtakingly beautiful — like I seriously can’t stop looking at it — Dame Helen looks damn good in herEsquire spread, wrapped in the British flag. She’s 65, people! And man, that makeshift Union Jack frock is a good look on her. [Celebitchy]
It’s been a long time coming for you Harry Potter fanatics — the final film is finally here and Potter is all grown up. At this week’s London premiere of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II,” the final film in the series, the stars (and strange Brits) were out in droves. Emma Watson looked ravishing, as usual, but how did everyone else fare? Check out the best and worst looks after the jump.
Guys, I am so excited. I have a new second best friend! (My dog Lucca is the first.) Her name is Scout and she’s red, used and super fast. I’m talking about my new bike, by the way. Considering she is my new best friend, I am still in the obsession stage of our relationship. All I can do is think about all the things I want to buy her to make her even prettier and more fun than she already is. Here are 12 super rad bike accessories that would totally upgrade the new lady in my life. Do you have a bike? Where do you ride? Got any suggestions for cool bike accessories I missed? Ack, so many questions!
Oh, excuse us for interrupting your private moment, Kim and Kanye. Wait, never mind, you’re out in public playing grab ass, why are we apologizing? Kim is the one who’s known for her famous fanny, but it seems she has a fondness of her own for the junk in Kanye’s trunk. She’s really up there, isn’t she? Is she holding on that tight because she’s afraid of falling in the rain? Careful, girl.
We’ve noticed quite a few famous folks who can’t help showing their feelings for the fanny by giving their partner a little love tap or a big squeeze. Maybe they’re just double checking that their babe’s butt is still there? Click on for photos of celebs latching on to a badonkadonk. Brace yourself—this slideshow is full of dangerous curves.
Butts are beautiful. Butts are great. The butts of famous people are sometimes big, sometimes small, sometimes luscious and lovely. But how well do you know your celebrity behinds? We’ve assembled a selection of world class famous lady backsides for your examination. Test your knowledge by taking our quiz!
Poor Tara Reid. Every time you think the girl is getting her act together, there’s another cringeworthy photo or bizarre news item about her. The latest embarrassment in a long string of embarrassments occurred this weekend in Saint-Tropez, where she has been on permanent vacation. TMZ video footage showed what appeared to be a wasted Tara Reid and equally drunk friend stumbling into a parked motorbike, knocking it over and collapsing into a half-naked heap on the ground. The two eventually made their way to their feet again, but not without much swaying and wobbling.
Tara Reid responded to the incident with a series of tweets, saying, “Tmz are liars and they always against me they pushed us down that’s why we fell why don’t u see how we fell? Its a set up! … Look how it is edited they only should u after they knocked us down in front of our own boat its so wrong and I will defend us this time 100%”
You can watch the video and judge for yourself. But based on Tara’s track record, it’s hard to believe her. These kinds of mishaps seem to happen to her constantly. Click onward for a review of Tara Reid’s most cringeworthy indiscretions.
Of the books I read, I’d say 4 out of 5 are nonfiction. Sure the word “nonfiction” doesn’t sound very sexy, but to me, few things are more exciting than reading a story that actually happened in real life or getting to know all about a crazy subculture I had no idea about before. I mean, in this crazy world—who needs fiction? In my quest to make reading a nonfiction book sound as riveting as I find doing so to be, here I bring you picks for nonfiction books based on some television shows you might love.