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According to the National Enquirer, Rihanna and Drake were spotted on a sex toy shopping spree at an adult emporium in Canada. Her cart was allegedly filled with whips, handcuffs, a riding crop, pasties, a collar and leash, a gimp hood, and … wait for it … a chocolate penis. Although this sex toy haul is hearsay, we wouldn’t be surprised if it were true, though maybe slightly embellished. I mean, what are they planning to do with a chocolate penis? RiRi has confirmed in the past her affinity for a little kink in the boudoir. “I think I’m a bit masochistic … I love to be tied up and spanked. I like to be whipped … But I prefer to be spontaneous. Using whips and chains is too planned … you have to stop and look for the whip. I prefer them to use their hands.” [National Enquirer, NW] She’s not the only celeb that likes to get freaky. Click through to see some more famous ladies who have copped to being kinksters. Related: 17 Photos Proving Rihanna Can’t Stop Touching Herself
Crystal Harris majorly broke Hugh Hefner‘s heart when she called off their wedding. It doesn’t help that, since their split, she has been seen multiple times with Dr. Phil’s son, Jordan McGraw. But now Crystal is adding injury to insult, hitting Hugh below the belt. Literally. In other words, she told Howard Stern that their sex life totally sucked. She says that during her courtship with Hugh, they only had sex once and that it lasted “like two seconds.” She also implied that he has body issues. “He doesn’t really take off his clothes. I’ve never seen Hef naked,” she said. “Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it. I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry.” All this leads to the ultimate question: why did you accept his proposal? But we’ll move past that. [People] Really, are you actually surprised Hefner can’t practice what he preaches? We’re not. But we were a little surprised by at least a few of these other celebs who are reportedly duds in the sex department. Keeping reading to find out the dirty details … Related: 13 Celebrity Couples Who Called Off Their Weddings
Women always be changing their hair. It’s a maxim you can set your watch to. And celebrity ladies are no different. In fact, whether it’s for a role, because of a breakup, or simply because their agent told them putting blue streaks in their locks might garner them an extra bit of press (looking at you, Lauren Conrad), famous ladies are just as guilty as the rest of us of making impetuous hair moves. After the jump, we review some of the big hair changers so far this year — women who have gone from long to short, from short to long, from blonde to red and right back again. And don’t forget to tell us whose hair you covet and who you think should probably be sporting a paper bag over their head these days.
The other night I was hanging out with a girl friend gossiping about someone we know who has banged everyone else we know. “She’s such a slut,” my friend said, making a face. “Hey there!” I said. “That’s not like you. Usually you only call someone a ‘slut’ in a positive sense.” This girl friend and I are always tongue-in-cheek calling ourselves “sluts” because we love and enjoy sex and seek it out for pleasure the way that men do. “Why are you being pejorative about sluts all of a sudden?” I asked her. “I’m not being pejorative about all sluts,” she said. “I just think there’s different kinds of sluts. I f**k guys because I like f**king. She f**ks them despite not actually enjoying it.” I thought about it and realized she might be on to something. “Slut” may be the definition of a promiscuous women, but there’s all kinds of women who’ve had lots of sex partners. Here are five types of “sluts” you may not have considered.
It’s easy to get into an underwear rut, especially since cotton briefs are so comfortable. But every woman needs pretty lingerie in her life for the moments when she wants to feel special and throw practicality to the wind. Here’s the lingerie we’d like to wear around the boudoir.
This is not one of those posts that’s going to make you feel all warm and fuzzy about mankind. And by mankind, I mean … men. Apparently, Lauryn Hill‘s long-term partner since 1996—Rohan Marley (yes, a son of Bob)—has left her. While she’s pregnant. With their sixth child. He has apparently left her for a model. A Brazilian model. By the name of Isabeli Fontana. Whom he is now living with. And while Rohan is allegedly denying paternity of this baby, 28-year-old Isabeli apparently has a son named Zion—which just happens to be what Rohan and Lauryn named one of their kids, too. Yowch. We wish Lauryn much healing in what is most likely a rough time. We also hope she’ll be back in the studio soon—we can’t help but notice that her time with Rohan corresponds with her time away from the limelight post The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill. [PopCrush]
After the jump, other jerky guys who left their pregnant girlfriends and wives.
Emma Stone showed up at the “Friends With Benefits” premiere rocking a color combination that is usually avoided: red and pink. Fire engine red and bright fuchsia, to be exact. And how striking does she look? Girlfriend ispulling it off. As Ms. Stone illustrates, flouting the “rules” of color can yield awesome results, and I wish people would do it more often. Click through for four more color rules you should totally break, and join the ranks of stylish scofflaws…
It will never cease to amaze me how much some couples spend on their weddings. I suppose the logic is that if you have the money, why not spend it even if it’s a one day celebration of a union that has a 50 percent of failure. That divorce statistic, by the way, is scientifically exact for the celebrity couples featured in this Top 10 list of expensive celebrity weddings. They all spent $1 million or more on their big day, but only half of them are still married. Keep clicking to see how much they spent, on what exactly, and whether it was worth it.
I don’t discriminate against men of any kind. I’ve dated the disabled, the bald, the fat, the moobed—you name it, I’ve let it into my bed. Imperfections only make a dude more relatable in my eyes. All of us have “flaws” — from foot nipples to cellulite — and it would be cruel to fault another human being for his. I secretly delight in finding out that a gorgeous man is is not as perfect as he appears.