Too many guys think I’m a concept, or I complete them, or I’m gonna make them alive. But I’m just a fucked-up girl who’s lookin’ for my own piece of mind; don’t assign me yours.
Michel Gondry’s riveting 2004 film “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” has a special place in my heart. It manages to be all at once uplifting, darkly hilarious, and depressing in its aching realism. Jim Carrey (as Joel Barish) is like you’ve never seen him before, a rare, thought-provoking talent who feels, really feels, the deeeeep misery of anyone who has ever fallen madly in love only to have their heart shattered. His girlfriend Clementine, portrayed so effectively by Kate Winslet, is neurotic and impulsive, but you’ll soon learn that there is so much beauty to be found in instability. The disjointed manner of the film sees Clementine through a rainbow of hair colors, ages, and personalities, each more unhinged than the last. First, find out how to channel her cavalier, colorful persona this Halloween, and then check out four other character-driven Halloween costumes. Keep reading »
This shopping guide happens to be very personal for me, because earlier today, I, sniff, destroyed my favorite scarf by accidentally throwing it in with my regular wash. It now lies a shrunken, sponge-y mess at the bottom of my trash can. So yes, now I need a new scarf. Click through to see some sweet options for both you and me.
We asked and you came through! We’ve got some of your best pet costumes and adorable animals on view. Click through to check out all the cute furballs. Keep reading »
Demi Moore has some competition. No, not Sara Leal, the chick Ashton Kutcher supposedly slept with. I’m talking about Ashton’s biggest fan, a young lady from Brazil with a fresh tattoo in tribute to her favorite celebrity. “Ashton Kutcher I love you, love is forever fan love you” is tattooed on her back and she tweeted the above photo of her ink at the “Two and a Half Men” star, writing, ”This is a way of expressing my love for @aplusk.” Ashton’s response? “All I can say is wow.” I suspect he had much more to say to his lawyer when he called him about getting a restraining order. (I kid, but seriously, Ashton, you might want to consider it.) At least he didn’t point out that the sentiment doesn’t even make complete sense; after all, it’s too late for that now. Keep reading »
Men, meet your new guru, and ladies, meet your new hero — Jamie Bell. The actor, who you probably remember best as the lead in “Billy Elliot” and as Evan Rachel Wood’s boyfriend, had a lot to say about cunnilingus when being interviewed by British GQ. Like, couldn’t stop talking about the importance of it. For example, when the magazine asked him for his thoughts on how to impress a woman, he said:
“Buy her flowers? Take her home on the weekend to meet your mother? No. Let’s cut to the primal — be good in the sack. [Slaps thighs] Have an understanding of what’s going on down there and have fun, awesome sex.”
Then later on, when asked about a skill every guy should possess, he didn’t suggest being able to grill a good steak or change a tire. Nope, he was down to talk about going down — again.
“Skill? You know what I’m going to say. A man should have a good understanding of a vagina. He should be good at oral sex. On a woman. … Making fires and pleasing a woman. In the vaginal area.”
As a woman, I would like to agree. Great advice, Jamie. What are you doing later? [GQ UK]
Meanwhile, here are eight other celebs talking about oral sex.
I’ve never been a huge fan of periwinkle, but lately it’s been growing on me. I like the idea of pairing the color with neutrals or navy to weigh the color down. Above, 10 periwinkle options to brighten up your wardrobe.
BuzzMedia (The Frisky’s parent company) owns a number of different celeb gossip sites, and while I’ve been in LA I’ve been sitting among these gossip fiends and have been privy to a bunch of their “theories.” Whether they are true, who knows, but for example: Jessica Simpson is totally pregs and shopping the story around to tabloids. She’s just waiting for the right price to officially admit she’s knocked up and not with a burrito baby. Also, Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes’ “relationship” must be a publicity stunt because if they wanted to keep it low profile they could. Lastly, the consensus is that Lindsay Lohan has issues. Okay, that’s not a theory. That’s just true.
Anyway, click onward to see what The Frisky staff is wearing today!
Woody Allen is not most people’s idea of a pin-up. But Diane Keaton, who starred in Woody’s iconic films “Annie Hall” and “Manhattan,” says their romance blossomed over her attraction to his “great body.” (For his part, Diane says Woody fell for her because “he loved neurotic girls.” How … sweet?) In the 65-year-old actress’ memoir, Then Again, she writes:
It was his manner that got me, his way of gesturing, his hands, his coughing and looking down in a self-deprecating way while he told jokes. He was even better-looking in real life. He had a great body, and he was physically very graceful.
I still don’t see it — either ’70s Woody or the Woody Allen of today, who is a bona fide senior citizen at age 75. The guy just screams “geeky sex perv” to me. But hey, to each their own.
Diane Keaton does have a point about something, though: sometimes a younger woman’s attraction to an older dude isn’t necessarily because he’s “hot,” but because he is good-looking for his age. Call it, if you will, “old guy hot.”
After the jump, dudes who are our
fathers’ grandfathers’ age who we still think are pretty fine! [Daily Mail UK]
What’s not to love about the peace sign? It’s visually pleasing, powerfully symbolic, and a great throwback to the 1960s. Etsy has tons of handmade products featuring different variations of the peace sign, from rings to journals to baby shoes. We’ve rounded up 10 of our favorites. The best part? You can get your hands on any of these peaceful pieces for 20 bucks or less.
After a thorough inspection of available costumes for men, I have come to the conclusion that the Halloween industry is conspiring to sabotage dudes’ chances of getting laid. There are just so, so many horribly unsexy Halloween costumes for men. We’ve showed you a bunch in the past, but believe it or not, there are more. Last time I checked, Spam was about as far from an aphrodisiac as you could get. But this is hardly the worst offender. Keep on clicking to see even more Halloween costumes that will guarantee you a sexless Halloween.