Okay, I have had it with you, Jeffrey Campbell. Some of your shoes are great, but holy hell dude, most of your shoes are straight out of my disco tranny nightmares (yes, I have disco tranny nightmares). What are you thinking, with the platform, and the pleather, and the fringe and just so muuuuuuuuuch? Also, do you hate ladies, because it seems like you might be trying to kill us all with the completely untenable platforms and ankle-busting heels. It’s just craze. Unadulterated craze. And though many of your shoes may be appropriate footwear for say, introductory classes at clown college, or a night in an ecstasy-fueled rave cave, we cannot really abide by the Jeffrey Campbell-ization of America. Moderation people, moderation.
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If only babies came with an exchange policy, then we’d never have to hear about another mother trying to sell her newborn for $15,000. Bridget Wismer is the latest baby seller to get caught. She allegedly planned to take a trip to Disney World with the bank she made from her baby. Her asking price seems a little low, doesn’t it? Disney World is not that fun.
Click through to see some more mothers who tried to sell their babies. I’m sad that there are enough of theses stories for a full slideshow … but, alas, there are. [USA Today]
The death of Steve Jobs, co-founder of Apple, has brought mourners and techno-philes to pay their respects at Apple stores around the globe. But there’s been one reaction in the past 24 hours that I never would have expected: St. Croix mock turtlenecks, which Jobs loved and was oft-photographed wearing, has seen an “almost 100 percent increase in sales” overnight. In response, St. Croix told TMZ it is planning a memorial to their unlikely brand ambassador, which is quite sweet. Says a St. Croix rep, “We have a great respect for everything he did and we’re glad he believed in our American-made product.” [TMZ]
A St. Croix turtleneck is one way to pay homage to the inventor of the Mac. But if you’re looking to rock a Steve Jobs look with a perhaps more feminine slant, I’ve rounded up some cute, ready-for-fall turtlenecks at all price points. All of them, it goes without saying, look good with an iPod.
Her vagina piercing was all covered up when she stepped out in London, but Lady Gaga’s latest fashion masterpiece highlighted her other assets. I’m talking about her cheekbones, which were dusted in mint green rouge. Oh, and her girls were looking lovely as well underneath her see-through lace tunic, sans bra. She looks like a walking dessert. Clearly, she’s drawing inspiration from “Top Chef: Just Desserts.” [Daily Mail UK]
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We have a bit of a problem here at The Frisky where we keep getting each other sick. First it was Jessica, then Ami, then Julie, and now Kate (which is why she’s not here today). Will I be next?! Keep clicking to see what us disease-free folks are wearing today!
Shh, we’re going to let you in on a secret … It’s OK to recycle your black, brown, and beige boots from last fall and winter if you like them. OK, so now that you’re covered on the neutral footwear front, we’d like you to take a look at these colorful high-heel and flat ankle boots. They’re an easy way to transition from fall to winter, will add some color to your look, and fight the gray day blues.
How is it humanly possible that at age 48, Johnny Depp is sexier than he was when I used to rip his photos out of Tiger Beat? From Officer Tom Hanson to Captain Jack Sparrow, this man is aging like a bottle of the French Bordeaux of which he is so fond. There’s a reason why he’s been voted People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive … twice! Light up a Cuban cigar and click away to admire some of the irresistible iconoclast’s finest moments.
Going out with a group this Halloween? No prob. We’ve got you covered … all of you. If you’re looking to practice your signature walk, you may want to convince your friends to dress as the cast of “America’s Next Top Model.” That oughtta make them smize. Click through for some more great costume ideas for groups.
Teen bride Courtney Stodden, who single-handedly keeps the frosted lipstick industry afloat, supposedly set up that beach romp photo shoot to prove to the world that her assets — i.e. her globe-like breasts — are real. But my eyes were immediately drawn to another area of her body — those abs. While I suppose there is a teeeeeeny tiny chance that six-pack is the result of going daily super sexy sensual crunching exercises, they look spray-tanned on to me. Give me a hose and I will prove it! And when I’m done with her, I’ll take down these 20 other celebrities who got a little overzealous with the spray tanner.
I just looked at the weather report for the next seven days — bright sunny skies and crisp cool air! Fall has officially, officially, officially arrived! Click onward to see what we’re wearing today…