I’ll be honest, last night’s episode of “America’s Next Top Model” was entirely WTF so this recap is going to be short, because, you guys, Tyra made the models channel different eras of Michael Jackson. Some of the models had to wear blackface! (Early MJ, obvs.) And some had to wear heavy makeup that mimicked his jacked-up plastic surgery. I am not even joking! Alexandria has a butt chin painted on! And then, and then, LaToya Jackson judged! (SPOILER ALERT: In the spirit of Michael Jackson’s sweet nature — yawn — no one went home.)
Naturally, I prefer it when “Top Model” embraces its WTF-ness so this was my favorite episode/challenge possibly ever. Click through these photos to check out how each of the models personified MJ — needless to say, the guy who performs as Michael out in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theater need not fear for his job.
I am home sick, my internet has been wonky all day, and I am out of Diet Coke, so I am wearing a FROWN. Fortunately, the bright shiny faces of the rest of The Frisky staff have perked me right up. Let’s see what they’re wearing today, shall we?
As you can surmise from the outfit I wore yesterday, I love a good all-black look. I’m not ashamed to reveal that black is without a doubt the predominant color (neutral?) in my wardrobe. It is, of course, the consummate color (shade?) to wear — it’s chic, it slims, and it goes with anything and everything. Obviously I can’t be alone here. Celebs love it too!
Take, for example, the stunning Julia Restoin-Roitfeld. Julia is not only fashion royalty, but also a style standout in her own right. Not unlike her mother Carine Roitfeld (formerly of French Vogue), Julia is spotted in all black almost without fail, and she pulls it off with the aplomb of the insanely chic. Here she is brimming with swagger in the front row at Givenchy, rocking the hell out of one of her many monochromatic ensembles.
Who doesn’t love a T-shirt? Well, I guess anyone who’s ever uttered the phrase “And all I got was this lousy T-shirt!” doesn’t really appreciate them, but whatever. T-shirts are awesome. Vintage T-shirts? Even better. And vintage T-shirts from random destinations? Best. Here’s a roundup of tourist-y Ts from glamorous locales such as Hawaii and Omaha, starting at just 10 bucks!
If you’re single and looking to trick or treat, Halloween is the absolute best holiday to score some man candy. That is, provided you choose the proper costume. Don’t screw up your chances of getting laid this Halloween with an unsexy costume like this turkey suit. Wear it, and you’re just begging to be asked if you gobble at the height of passion. Do yourself a favor and save the turkey for Thanksgiving. Click on through for more Halloween costumes that will scare off potential suitors faster than you can say “boo!”
Whoever decided to put a camera at the scariest point of Nightmares Fear Factory, a haunted house in Niagara Falls, is a genius. I never realized how freaking hilarious scared people look until I spent a solid hour last night looking at Nightmares’ Flickr stream. I think a road trip to Canada is in the near future. Click to look at some of the funniest scared s**tless people I have ever seen.
There’s so many vegetarians in Hollywood. I’d like to take a moment to salute some famous folks who aren’t afraid to flaunt their love of meat. Like Mischa Barton who got up close and personal with a raw steak in a recent Tyler Shields photo shoot. She even put that sucker in her mouth. Get it, girl! I think meat moments are becoming a “thing.” Finally. Click through to see more celebs handling meat. [E! Online]
Sex can be dangerous. That’s why you must protect yourself — not just against pregnancy and STDs, but also from sex-related injuries. And I’m not talking about your run of the mill penis fractures. A broken wiener will sound like a walk in the park when you hear these stories. Click through to learn about the most horrifying sex injuries you didn’t know you should be afraid of. Safety first!
Happy Coming Out Day, everyone. We are sending lots of love to our gay, lesbian, trans, bi, and queer readers! In the spirit of acceptance, we’ve rounded up 14 inspiring coming-out tales from 14 gay and lesbian celebs. And here’s hoping anyone’s impending coming-out is more “Monster Ball” than “Westboro Baptist Church”!
It’s a Tuesday in October and it has been unseasonably warm the last few days. Indian summer? Global warming? Whatever. Check out what we’re wearing today!