People were just as dirty back in the olden days, they just had more entertaining turns of phrase to describe the naughty stuff. I had a little bit too much fun reading the entire 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue. And researching other antiquated sex slang. For instance, I learned that houghmagandy was the term for sexual intercourse of an adulterous nature. So did Rupert Sanders have houghmagandy with Kristen Stewart? Or was it just a brush, or fling. It’s hard to say based on the picture of their amorous congress against the fence.
Click onward for more old-timey slang applied to celebrities.
We’ve been fascinated with the idea of anal and butt tattoos ever since we heard about Maria Louise Del Rosario, a woman who was videotaped receiving a tattoo in her anal cavity a couple of weeks back. Rosario claimed the process was fairly pleasurable, and while hers was the first we’d ever heard of, apparently it’s a somewhat common practice in tattoo circles. That’s why we wanted to find more examples of anal and butt tattoos, to try and understand what people see in ‘em. We’ve found 17 more butt and anal tattoos for your somewhat NSFW viewing pleasure.
Today’s “What Are We Wearing” features a special guest! She’s in from the West Coast office and was wearing such an adorable outfit on this warm but rainy day that we forced her to say cheese for our crappy iPhone camera. Click on to see who she is and what she and the rest of us are wearing…
What is happening here? No really, WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? Yes, Janice Dickinson appears to be suffocating porn star James Deen with her silicone lips outside of the Chateau Marmont. But WHY? Are they … dating? Or is this just a publicity stunt? Well, I guess he’s not sleeping with his co-star, Lindsay Lohan. This is almost more disturbing than that Kelly Preston/ John Travolta beard smooch a while back. Click through to see more of this awks make out session. [Photos: Pacific Coast News]
Baby’s first yacht vacay! Jay-Z and Beyonce’s infant daughter Blue Ivy enjoyed her first sail on the high seas — okay, they were on the Mediterranean Sea off the South of France, but still. Tres tres chic!
As we head into fall, you’ll no doubt be stepping into your closet and asking yourself why you have nothing to wear. We know that feeling of hollow desperation well, and we’re here to tell you that’s just not true. Using several basics that you’ve probably already got in your closet, along with a few key additions, you’ll be able to put together more than a week’s worth of outfits. We’re talking two pairs of shoes, two pairs of pants, two shirts, a blazer, a skirt, a dress and some tights, people. We’re betting you’ve already got several of these things lying around just waiting to be tossed on. Click through to check out how we’ve put these items together — and tell us what your special pieces are this fall.