Corgis are, to me, God’s comedy. I understand that they had some breeding reason to make a dog with short legs and a wide body, but come on, look at those guys! THEY ARE WALKING HILARITY! And what’s better than a regular ol’ corgi doing corgi things? A corgi in a costume. Which is why we’re presenting you with 10 corgis all decked out for Halloween. Get ready!
Just a little building maintenance update, because I’m sure you’ve been wanting one: the air conditioning unit on our smoking deck/photo studio is installed, but on our way to take our photos today, we encountered the NO FUN POLICE (aka the building manager or something) who said that the smoking deck/photo studio was not for smoking nor photo shoots, but for fire exits. So we were forced to improvise AGAIN today, but are working on finding an alternative photo studio for the future. Stay tuned.
Now for what we’re wearing today….
Try as we might, we can’t deny that it’s getting colder. And as such, it’s time to stock up on sweaters — great for layering and for keeping you cozy. We’ve found 25 sweaters that stand up to our stringent style test and are also only $25 or less. They’ll sell out fast, so get to these pronto!
Every year, The Frisky prides itself on helping you make your Halloween costume dreams a reality and tell you which ones will not get you laid. We know it’s hard for you, guys. Dudes don’t have the same options as women when it comes to throwing cat ears on with your LBD and all of a sudden having a ”sexy” cat costume. But never fear — with a little creativity and the right attitude, you can be “sexy,” too.
This year, why not try a sex-ify a regular Halloween costume you never thought of before?
Between my college course on the performativity of witchcraft, my thorough reading of the Malleus Maleficarum (in Olde English), my Bigfoot conspiracist boyfriend, my alien obsessed middle school teacher and my background in Jungian psychology, I have some thoughts on Ke$ha’s recent claim that she had sex with a ghost. Last week, while promoting her new single “Supernatural,” she told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show that she “had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it,” she revealed.
These alleged “experiences” happened while Ke$ha was on a “spirit journey” by herself. Meaning, she traveled around the world, lived on a boat and did stuff like rehabilitate baby lions and swim with sharks. I’ve never had the time, nor the funding, to go on a spirit journey, but trust, I would if I could. My version of a “spirit journey” was participating in a Native American sweat ritual and having a pendulum reading by a psychic. Same difference, right? While I’ve never had ghost sex of any kind, I have had some bizarre supernatural experiences myself. So, I’m going to give Ke$ha the benefit of the doubt here, but still temper it with some skepticism. Here are my theories about her claim that she had supernatural sex.
Those bastards! They destroyed our smoking deck/photo studio! Well, sort of. The building dudes are installing a massive air conditioning unit or something? So we were forced to improvise a bit today, but we’ll find a NEW smoking deck/photo studio tomorrow, dammit. In other news, we got a box from Kohl’s in the mail today. Some of the gals are wearing their spoils (FYI, the pieces won’t be available in stores until 11/7). Click on to see…