Surprise, surprise: Cats really don’t care about your Halloween. That doesn’t mean we can’t laugh at them in stupid costumes, though. So, here are 18 cats all dressed up and totally miserable about it.
In the spirit of Halloween, we thought it would be fun to match up the signs with the mythical creature that best embodies their personality. Which sign is a seductive siren? Which sign burns to ashes before being reborn? And which sign is a clever, mischievous pixie? Read on to find out, and have fun learning a little more about your sign and the mythical creature it’s connected to!
Kate Upton has weathered her fair share of critics in her brief career thus far, including an incident early this year in which Victoria’s Secret runway caster Sophia Neophitou cruelly said of the then-teenager’s look, “She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.” (Ever more depressing is the fact that some people think she’s fat, even likening her to, yes, a “squishy brick.”) And yet all signs point to Upton having the last laugh in this ongoing crusade: she scored two high-fashion magazine covers in the past two months alone, including the first issue of Carine Roitfeld’s CR Fashion Book, but her biggest upmarket break yet will hit the newsstands this week when she stars in a full Vogue spread. Keep reading »
You may think you’ve got your scary Halloween costume all figured out, but have you put thought into all the tiny details? Like, say, your nails? Because no zombie we’ve ever heard of crawled out of a grave with a perfectly polished set of French tips. Here are some truly grotesque manicures to inspire you…
This is how I imagine most internet memes come to be. Yesterday, as I was sitting down to eat a massive sandwich at lunchtime, I joked that I was taking myself off the dating market for the foreseeable future (long story!) and that the biggest benefit would be not having a reason to really care about what I look like naked.
“You know, pants don’t fit, eat another slice of pizza, whatever,” I said. “Shave my legs? Whatever. I’m not depressed about it or anything, I just don’t care.”
“You’re ambivalent,” said Julie.
“I’m an ambivalent single,” I agreed. “Everyone else is getting married? Whatever. This should be a meme.” Keep reading »